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MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

cold weather, Beautiful landscapes, travel, poutine, smp

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

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CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

Syrup, Diverse, maple syrup, poutine, cold weather

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

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MapleCraftLand

Multiculturalism, poutine, MapleCraftLand, cold weather, Rocky Mountains

Eh, sorry to interrupt your igloo-building session, but have you heard about our epic Minecraft server? It’s like the Great White North on steroids, with maple syrup flowing like waterfalls and beavers building epic dams out of diamond blocks.

Join us for a wild ride through the frozen tundra, where you can ride polar bears into battle and duel with hockey sticks instead of swords. Our friendly community of moose and mounties will welcome you with open arms (or antlers) as you embark on quests to find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon and defeat the evil poutine boss.

So grab your toque and your hockey jersey, because this server is as Canadian as a beaver in a plaid shirt. Sorry, not sorry, but you won’t find a more maple-syrupy, poutine-filled, igloo-tastic Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us, eh!

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MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

English, Tim Hortons, maple leaf, Canada, indigenous peoples

Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

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PixelPals Minecraft Server

virtual youtuber, Ex-Hololive Global, dooby3D, Ricaaach, Virtual idol

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-hololive members who have taken over the virtual world. From Delutaya causing chaos with her pranks to KsonONAIR building giant statues of themselves, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have Mikenekoko leading expeditions to find rare treasures, NotNamie hosting epic dance parties, and Ricaaach creating mind-blowing redstone contraptions. And let’s not forget about Dooby3d, who is constantly trolling unsuspecting players with hilarious traps and tricks.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into the legendary 結城さくな and embark on a quest to save the virtual world from certain doom. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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Magia SMP Record: Puella SMP Magi SMP Madoka SMP Magica SMP Side SMP Story Minecraft SMP

thank you, Side, Exedra YouTube, sisters, Magia

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant floating cock tower (yes, you read that right). But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with magical girls from Magia Record who are ready to battle it out for supremacy. And don’t forget about our exclusive Kaiten PV ver. Homura, where you can watch Homura spin in circles for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have a spreadsheet dedicated to remembering all your friends on the server, because who has time to actually remember people’s usernames? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can check out our Exedra YouTube channel for some MagiReco Story content that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes (except griefing – seriously, don’t do that).

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Squall is literally me Minecraft server

introspection, relatability, SELF AWARENESS, emotional connection, self-perception

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy circus on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And don’t even get me started on our pet creeper rodeo – it’s a blast!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombie villagers and skeleton archers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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Windows 11 Minecraft SMP Procrastinator

passwords, Indian pajeet, 23andme, online privacy, selling data

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! We promise that no Indian pajeet working at Microsoft will have access to your data because we have a team of trained llamas guarding it. These llamas are experts in protecting your banking info, crypto accounts, and even those embarrassing pictures of your pet rock.

Forget about big corporations selling your information, our llamas will ensure that your data stays safe and secure. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the juicy gossip and blackmail material, just for fun!

So, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure where llamas rule and Windows 11 is banned. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a Microsoft pajeet looking to steal data, then you might be out of luck).

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Kamala Komeback Minecraft Server

Recounts, Support, Fight, Donations, MONEY

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Kamala is raking in the dough for recounts that will totally sink Trump…or so she thinks! Trannies are running the show here, but don’t worry, they’ve got a master plan that involves lots of diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us if you want to be part of the craziest political drama Minecraft has ever seen. When we fight, we always win…or at least we respawn and try again! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous server out there. Just click the link and let the chaos begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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NoobMaster69’s Minecraft SMP: this wont change anything for incels

Misogyny, sexy women, Wont, Loneliness, relationships

Are you tired of being a lonely incel, watching from the sidelines as everyone else has fun? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as sexy pixelated women try to have sex with you – virtually, of course. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have virtual ones in our server?

But beware, joining our server may just make you hate women even more, as you realize that even in the Minecraft world, they still won’t give you the time of day. So come on, join us and let the incel rage flow through you as you navigate through our crazy world filled with pixelated temptations.

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