MountieMayhem Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MountieMayhem

“Youth, Aboriginal, Canada, Canadian, crime, discrimination, first nations, HUMAN RIGHTS, indigenous, injustice, law enforcement, mounted police, MountieMayhem, Police Brutality, racism, Shooting, social justice, systemic racism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3

So like, this server is so lit, even the Canadian mounted police are getting in on the action! They be shootin’ Indigenous youth left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable law enforcement tactics. Who needs boring old survival when you can have a showdown with the Mounties? Come on, eh!

Middle earth Realms

bad builder, BUILD, build help, building, Earth, Fan, Help, Hobbit, huge fan, Join, Lotr, Map, middle, middle earth, Minecraft, player, Realm, Realms, seeking, Server, Switch, switch player, username

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Middle Earth Minecraft Server

Overview:	Join our Middle Earth realm and explore the vast landscapes from Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can players on Switch join the server?	Unfortunately, players on Switch cannot join external servers. However, you may be able to join a realm if someone has one.
Is there a realm of Middle Earth available to join?	We do not currently have a realm available, but you may be able to find one through other players or Minecraft communities.
Can players help build Middle Earth in the server?	We welcome builders of all skill levels to contribute to the server. You can join in and help create the magical world of Middle Earth!

Lion’s Den Retreat 1.20.1

1.20.1, animal, Community, Den, Entertainment, forum, funny, Gaming, humor, internet culture, lion, lion care, lion meme, lion sitting, lion video, Lions, meme, pet sitting, Request, Retreat, V, video games, watch, wild animal

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1695	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got lions, like actual lions, not just some lame-o pixelated ones! And get this, you can watch them while you play, it’s like a virtual zoo up in here! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of guarding a lion in the digital world!

PricelessPleb_MC SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	8268	Animals Bred:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Gods Slained:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4387	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	119	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	644	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!