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Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, ANCHOR, blocky, Born, Country, discrimination, FAGGOT, Frustration, hate, hold back, Identity, INEQUALITY, INSANE, LIMITATIONS, marginalization, Minecraft, nationalism, Nationality, prejudice, Server, societal barriers, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19

Are you tired of being held back by your boring country? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only limits are your imagination! Leave behind the anchor of your birthplace and set sail for a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Join us and break free from the shackles of reality!

> Install Game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to never uninstall the game? That’s right, once you join, you can never escape the madness that awaits you.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

88952651, Crafty, CREEPERS, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Star Shards Collected:	265
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!

Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

controversy, criticism, Didnt, dislike, election, FAGGOT, Frustration, grifter, hate, Minecraft, online behavior, opinion, personal feelings, political views, Politics, public figure, rant, reason, shitposting, smp, social media, Sperg, trump, twitter

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5492
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Epic Elin’s Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, ANNOYING, companions, drag along, Elin, Elins, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, fantasy rpg, fantasy world, FESTIVAL, Fun, funny, Game, load up, Map, Minecraft, mmorpg, Npcs, online gaming, Server, succubus, summons, thread continuation

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that succubi roam the map, ready to join your party and cause chaos wherever you go. And don’t even get us started on the NPCs – you can drag along a whole festival of them if you want!

Join us if you’re ready for a non-stop party with demon summonings, crazy adventures, and more NPCs than you can handle. Who needs a regular old Minecraft server when you can have all this insanity? Come join the fun and see just how wild things can get on our server – you won’t regret it!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

2nd anniversary, Android, anniversary, anniversary celebration, anniversary event, Anniversary Special, anniversary update, cinderella, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, d.., Developer’s Note, Entertainment, FAQ, Full Burst Day, Game Download, General Info, grave, Ios, Isabel, maintenance, Missilis, new players, nikg, Nikke General, nikke on satellite, nikke origin, Nikkes, PC, rapunzel, Scarlet, Shenanigans, smp, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32

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Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!

And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂

Previous shenanigans: >>501253273

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Buildings Constructed:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Crops Grown:	1716
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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KWA Bot Y Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, automated support, Automation, Bot, chatbot, conversational AI, digital assistant, Digital Innovation, Future Tech, innovation, intelligent assistant, Kwa, KWABOTY, machine learning, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, Server, smart technology, Tech Trends, Technology, virtual assistant, virtual help

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than KWABotY! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined KWABotY and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to be their personal bodyguard. This llama, named Larry, had a secret talent for juggling TNT while riding a unicycle. Together, they went on epic adventures, battling evil chickens and conquering towering castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! On KWABotY, you can also participate in our weekly “Dance-Off” competitions, where players must bust a move while being chased by a horde of zombie disco dancers. The winner gets a magical disco ball that grants them the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABotY today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Job Hunt Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Potions Brewed:	156	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being a jobless noob in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, craft, and survive!

Forget about the anxiety-inducing real world, where you have to deal with annoying bosses and coworkers. In our SMP, the only people you’ll encounter are friendly players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers as you are.

Plus, who needs a job when you can spend your days exploring vast landscapes, battling dragons, and trading with villagers? Trust us, once you join our SMP, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where the only job requirement is having fun!

BlockyDragons – Minecraft Server

Big Elf C*ck, BlockyDragons, chuds, Community, cullen, cute, DA Tapestry, Davrin, discussion, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Fandom, games, Gay Rights, goty, Lucanis, Minecraft, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, Veilguard player count

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate GAY RIGHTS and all things Dragon Age! Join us to talk about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard and other irrelevant DA games.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have an official launch trailer for Veilguard that will make you want to build your own epic fantasy world in Minecraft. And if you want to laugh at the chuds who keep losing in Veilguard, we have a player count chart just for that!

But wait, there’s more! We have a husbando poll for Veilguard characters, a link to the DA Tapestry that doesn’t matter because none of your choices in Veilguard matter anyway, and a wikia page for Lucanis because he’s heckin’ cute.

And let’s not forget about the Big Elf C*ck husbando that will make you want to dive into the world of Dragon Age like never before. So join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creeper explosions). Let’s build, mine, and slay dragons together!