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Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	8277	Villages Defended:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Animals Bred:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

accommodations, Birthday Party, children, Decision making, EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny, epilepsy, ethical dilemma, exclusion, friendship, legal standpoint, Liability, Liability Concerns, medical conditions, medical needs, medication, parenting, personal boundaries, Safety, Seizure, sleepover, social responsibility

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

Abuse, assault, Awareness, BlockyBoys, Boundaries, consent, discrimination, empowerment, gender, Harassment, HarassmentHurtMe, Male, mental health, METOO, ReportedIt, Reporting, sexual harassment, smp, Support, survivor, Therapy, toxic masculinity, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7680
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	272
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3962
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchantments Applied:	291	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

FamilyFlashCraft

aita, Apology, Boundaries, coffee, Confrontation, Conversation, crazy, EMBARRASSMENT, family, FamilyFlashCraft, father in-law, Flashing, hateful, Laughter, mother-in-law, over the top, RAGE, reconciliation, relationship, tank top

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crops Grown:	9061
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!