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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8829 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5974 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where unicorns roam free and diamonds fall from the sky like rain. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who swears he saw a creeper breakdance with a skeleton last Tuesday.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated pig named Porkchop. Stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!