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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6138 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4280 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.
Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!
So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!
