But wait, there’s more! Our diamonds sparkle brighter than Kim Kardashian’s bling, and our zombies breakdance better than Michael Jackson. Plus, our creepers tell the funniest dad jokes – like, you won’t even be mad when they blow up your house.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of insanity and chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
Experience the thrill of exploring a world where pigs fly and creepers dance!
Build your own empire and rule over a land filled with unicorns and rainbows!
Fight epic battles against evil llamas and zombie chickens!
Unleash your inner creativity and build a giant statue of a potato!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft community ever!
Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of candy, you’ll find endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans around every corner.
Join us if you dare, and be prepared to embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you richer than a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.
So why did he do it? Because he knew that our server is where the real fun begins, where the impossible becomes possible, and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yes, you heard that right – laser chickens! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chud Viewer Arena,” where players can challenge each other to epic dance-offs to determine who truly has the best moves. And rumor has it that the server owner herself despises chud viewers and will reward anyone who can defeat them in battle with a pet dragon named Fluffy.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Join us on this server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world, the villagers have a thriving underground dance club, and the creepers are trained in stand-up comedy (watch out, they’re explosive!).
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds, but only if you can decipher their llama language and gain their trust.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!
imagine this, a woman charged with 3 murders in 3 days in canada, she was actually just tryna find diamonds in minecraft but got too into it and started killing players instead. now she’s a legend on our server, everyone wants to team up with her cuz she’s so good at pvp.
join us if u wanna be part of the madness, where even the most dangerous criminals can find a home. plus, we have free cookies at spawn, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come play with us, it’s gonna be a killer time.
if you enjoy fun, building and slaying enemy’s this is the server for you
85.236.102.10:28165
Hello lad! And welcome aboard the Crusader craft Ship one of our finest luxury ships in the Minecraftia Sea! Please take a seat and enjoy your Voyage to the Main Land! Hi everyone and welcome to the CrusaderCraft server (nice intro right! XD) this here is a great server filled with Amazing staff and our most beloved owner kingviper! As you enter the main land of Galilee there are many I mean many things to do! Like Grab a couple of people and play some rounds of Free for all PVP, MobArena’s , PVP team arena and much more! Right across the street there is a Quest Building where you can find a quest to fight an ender dragon, travel all across the land to many different kingdoms, or conquer an Enemy base and find the most Diamonds and Gold you have ever seen! Not only is this a RPG server but don’t forget about the survival aspect of it, Grab a couple of friends or just by yourself and make your OWN town and survive! We ask you to only Greif in the wild (outside of kingdoms and towns) other than that enjoy and we Hope to see you on here soon!
37.59.137.201
198.154.105.227
TeamCraft is a highly balanced Factions / PvE / Survival Minecraft Server.
We are a group of experienced Minecraft players tired of cheating, flying, instant teleporting repeatedly and even some players having full immunity. It breaks the fun and Minecraft’s dynamic completely. Every player should have a chance to counterattack whoever is his enemy or how much he donated to server with a real chance of success.
teamcraftserver.com
IPs: slayercraft.csrv.pl or s46.csrv.pl:39774
Welcome to SlayerCraft – Polish but globalised server. Don’t worry, we use mostly English so it won’t be a problem for You to understand anything.
Here you can: – explore HUGE map (+/-30 maps merged in one), from skyscraper cities to underwater dungeons – enjoy our projects, and help us if you want to (eg. Stronghold – one of the biggest spaceships ever made, with everything inside) – decide who you want to be – you can work in mine or be a Lord of one of our districts (you have to do something to be someone like this example though) – be an OP (after a specified time, no-banning, no breaking rules and paying regulary for the server) – be an GM (for this you don’t have to pay, but you have to be noticed by our community, you have to be someone known and known for good things :)) – and of course, you can enjoy many events on our server (we have many parties, sometimes we destroy something for fun, or just… destroy something for fun :D)
WE HAVE OUR OWN WIKI (being prepared for english version)
Like us on Facebook – facebook.com/slayercraft
Be addicted, be cool and cause no trouble and you’ll be rewarded
s46.csrv.pl:39774
Server IP:mc.iceycraft.org JOIN NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! Website: www.iceycraft.org
Iceycraft Network: Anarchy Server – No rules! Hack Clients Allowed! Factions Server – Create Factions, Grief, Raid, Protect! KitPvP Server – Take your skills to another level! Creative Server – Build what your imagination desires!
mc.iceycraft.org
A server with hardcore PVP factions incentive. We are low on players, and looking for new ones. We may be accepting/allowing staff applications later on.
173.208.222.174
Vivalgaming: Minevival is a dedicated 24 hour hosted premium minecraft server that has been built by the old Minevival team. The server is highly community focused, and covers the whole minecraft section in the Vivalgaming community.
The goal of Minevival is to build a strong community with players that enjoy socializing and playing minecraft with each other. Our staff team will not only ensure that you’ll have fun playing minecraft with awesome people, but they will also provide you with the best gameplay that you can possibly access! We can achieve these goals with our many special features, like custom built spawns and arena’s, a plot system which is used to built a community spawn, McMMO to boost your regular survival experience, many plugins that are customly made for our server to provide a unique way of playing and much more other cool stuff!
Because Minevival values their community, the staff team will hold close bonds to the players itself. We will try to organize as much ‘events’ as possible, and the community can make suggestion and vote about future ingame features!
Another aspect that Minevival values, is that we don’t want our server to have a pay-to-win system. This is why all our donation ranks exists for the sole reason to support the community and the server.(and for some great cosmetic effects!) We’ve also got monthly donation goals, and server-wide packages.
Minevival is currently not accessible for everyone, but is using a whitelist. However, you can get acces to this awesome community by filling in a form on our website, and being an active member!
If you’re interested to join this community, you should definitely check out our website: www.minevival.com.
minevival.net
We are a dedicated friendly server always trying out new ideas to keep things interesting, 24/7 95% up time with multiple worlds. – Creative world for testing – Treasure Hunts, Mob Arenas And Zombie Runs. – Full Grief Protection, Shops, PvP And PvE. – In game ranking system.
Rules (0 tolerance for newcomers) No Griefing Spamming Or Using Hacks. No Swearing Or Offending Others.
IP:85.13.203.197
lo69craft.com
If you want a hardcore faction server then Wrath pvp is the place for you there are very nice mods and admins and the pvp in this server is amazing we would all very much appreciate it if you came and joined are server who knows you might even want to donate so please join wrath pvp and tell them gagerules sent you (owner- Wfloydboy Head Admin-smash)
play.WrathPVP.com