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  • Quitters Never Mine Minecraft SMP

    Quitters Never Mine Minecraft SMP

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    Yo, listen up, my blocky brethren! If you’re looking for the most nonsensical, whacky, and downright ludicrous Minecraft SMP experience of your life, then put down your diamond pickaxe and pay attention! Here’s why you NEED to join this server and, tbh, if you don’t, then IDK what you’re even doing with your life!

    First off, this server has a unicorn that literally poops gold blocks every Tuesday at 3:17 PM! You better set a reminder, ‘cause those blocks are more rare than your grandma’s secret cookie recipe! And speaking of cookies, don’t even get me started on the Cookie Monster who roams the spawn area looking for players to battle. If you can feed him a stack of nautilus shells, he’ll grant you the power of shadow or something—or was it magic? Whatever, just do it!

    Also, you can’t miss the legendary “Creeper Karaoke Night” every full moon! Imagine a bunch of Creepers singing Rihanna while you try to survive. It’s like a bizarre fever dream but in Minecraft! Plus, one time, a dude on our server made a statue of Justin Bieber out of dirt blocks and it actually came to life and started singing “Baby” and we all lost our minds!

    AND if you’re lucky, you might get to meet the Great Blockhead—a sentient, talking block that dispenses life advice such as “Don’t eat yellow snow” and “Always bring a bed to the Nether.” Like, seriously, who knew a block could be so wise?

    Wanna fight some hostile mobs? Nah, we’ve leveled up! We’ve got a mod where instead of zombies, you’ll be fighting off an army of sentient pizza slices yelling “Eat me!” Trust me, it’s much more challenging than it sounds, and you definitely don’t wanna slice through your own pizza problems, am I right?

    Oh, and every Monday, we hold a “Build a Randomly Generated Structure” contest. It’s pretty much just chaos where everyone builds the most absurd stuff possible! Last week, someone constructed a llama university where llamas were the professors! Don’t ask me how that even works, but we got diplomas made of crafting tables to prove it.

    And here’s the kicker: we have a secret portal that leads to the Land of Endless Llamas—that’s right, you heard me! It’s like Disneyland, but instead of rides, you just get smothered in fluff and weird llama wisdom. The only rule? You MUST wear a top hat or you’ll get spat on.

    So come on down, grab your diamond sword (or a wooden one; I don’t judge!), and join us in this beautifully chaotic world! Quit your boring life, where you watch paint dry or whatever, and embrace the madness of Minecraft like it’s your new religion. Seriously, if you’re not here, you might as well be living under a stone block, fam. Let’s goooo!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

    CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

    Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the best advice you’ll ever receive is to never trust a chicken with a diamond sword. Seriously, those feathered fiends are up to no good!

    We have epic events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69 where the sheep rose up against their human overlords and demanded better grazing conditions. It was a woolly war like no other!

    So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the craziness, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight. Trust us, it never ends well.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

    CraftyAdvice Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to receive the best advice of your life! Our wise and all-knowing admins will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures with nuggets of wisdom that will blow your mind. Need to know how to build the ultimate diamond castle? Ask our resident architect who once built a skyscraper out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Want to know the secret to taming a wild llama? Our animal whisperer will reveal all, including the shocking tale of how they once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to level up your Minecraft game and your life at the same time!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

    CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server and receive the best advice you’ll ever get – “Always bring a bucket of lava to a creeper fight!” Trust us, it works every time. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance instead of attack. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

    CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll receive the best advice of your life – always carry a bucket of lava with you for emergencies! Trust us, it’ll come in handy when you least expect it. Our server is like no other, filled with magical creatures and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking creeper. So why wait? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Elemental_Craft BuildBattle BedWars SkyWars TnTRun Minecraft server

    Elemental_Craft BuildBattle BedWars SkyWars TnTRun Minecraft server

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    The owner of the server “ElementalCraft BuildBattle BedWars SkyWars TnTRun” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    ElementalCraft.big-mc.ru

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  • Asylum

    Asylum

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    Enhanced gameplay with 30+ Plugins. Factions plugin allows land claiming and playing with friends. MCMMO for leveling up skills and specialized abilities. Both player run economy and server shops. Buy/sell items using the shop plugin. Mob-catching plugin. Active discord community with voice chat and dailies for in-game perks. Multi-world with Quarry World to keep the main world grief-free. Essential commands including /homes, /tpa, and /back. Enforced rules to keep things fair and fun! Check us out at discord.gg/asylumserver

    mc.asylumserver.com:26145

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Townys Delight

    Townys Delight

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    Hello! This is a very early 1.18.1 Towny Server. A lot of features are buggy and straight up missing, such as jobs. However we’re actively working to fix these things and add back all the features you could want! Anything from Custom Enchantments, Custom Crafting to Minigames and a Creative world are being added as soon as the plugins we used for our 1.17 version of the server are up to date. Everything is ready to go, we just need the updated plugin!

    play.TownysDelight.net

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Stormsmp

    Stormsmp

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    Welcome to StormSMP,We’re a friendly community-based minecraft server, Server is semi-vanilla and support clients from 1.8 to 1.19.

    IP: stormsmp.mcplay.eu

    stormsmp.mcplay.eu

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  • ❄️ MineWell | NEW ANARCHY | VANILLA WORLD 🌟 Minecraft server

    ❄️ MineWell |  NEW ANARCHY |  VANILLA WORLD 🌟 Minecraft server

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    ⚔️MineWell is a new, completely unique anarchy server project for Minecraft BE! – The very first players stated that these servers are truly unique and comfortable for general play, but what do you think?IP: minewell.ru Port: 19132Version (1.20-1.20.x)

    minewell.ru:19132

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Direwolf20 I.19 CyanDeserts

    Direwolf20 I.19 CyanDeserts

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    Welcome to Direwolf20 1.19 CyanDeserts.

    we are a public Direwolf20 1.19 Server. our goal is to create a large community of players who love Direwolf and modded in general. we have pretty light server rules to ensure everyone has fun and gets to build what they want!

    Features: – /Home – /Tpa – /Rtp – /Spawn – Time Based Ranks

    51.161.76.173:25579

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  • ez.lol

    ez.lol

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    the most professional minecraft server

    You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that’s hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla.

    ez.lol

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  • Playmatix network

    Playmatix network

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    Are you looking for a Minecraft project with a fun atmosphere, stable server operation and fair play?

    We hasten to invite you to immerse yourself in the amazing modes of the PlayMatix project!In addition to the atmosphere and stability, our server offers its players honesty and comfort, equality in all aspects of the game, interesting content, and constant server support. There are many servers available on the project and some of them are Vanilla, Classic and Zhytomyr, but soon we will present our audience with amazing Hardcore, Advance and RPG modes!But what’s most amazing is that this is an experienced and polite administration, ready to consider any of your ideas and dreams that you cannot realize on your own.

    We are waiting for you in our circle of friends!

    mc.playmatix.net

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  • – DolboCRAFT – Minecraft server

    – DolboCRAFT – Minecraft server

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    Survive on DolboCRAFT and find friends. Version 1.18.2

    dolbocraft.mineserver.xyz

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  • Mekanika (Swedish only)

    Mekanika (Swedish only)

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    A Swedish towny server with several custom items and technical plugins, eg itemsadder, slimefun and nova. We also have Terralith2 as a datapack for worldgen.

    104.223.80.244

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