Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of badass ex-smokers who kicked the habit and are now kickin’ butt in Minecraft. We got crazy stories like Steve who quit smoking by eating nothing but raw broccoli for a month straight, or Sarah who quit by skydiving into a volcano and emerging reborn like a phoenix.
So if you wanna join a server where the only thing we’re smokin’ is creepers and the only addiction we have is to building epic structures, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the secret to quitting smoking in the world of blocks and pixels. Stay lit, my dudes!
We got rainbow sheep that poop diamonds and flying pigs that shoot lasers.
You can build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle.
Plus, the admins are actually wizards in disguise and will grant you three wishes if you find the secret potato.
So come on, join us and let’s get plappy together!
We have flying pigs, dancing cows, and talking creepers – it’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs!
Build your dream castle in the sky or create a giant toilet made out of diamonds – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway)!
Join us now and become part of the craziest community in the Minecraft universe! Just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat – you never know when the aliens might try to steal your diamonds!
First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They even have a secret underwater disco where they throw the wildest parties.
Secondly, we have a group of ninja chickens who roam the land, protecting players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. They’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world.
And lastly, our server has a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest items in the game, like diamond armor made out of unicorn hair and swords that shoot out rainbows. It’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.
So come join our server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!