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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1138 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 7276 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
But like, the real reason you should join is because we have the rarest, most elusive resource in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted bacon. Yeah, you heard me right. Our server admin found a secret recipe that combines diamonds and bacon to create the most OP food item in the game. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to hunt down your own diamond-encrusted pigs and craft your own bacon of champions.
So like, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of undies – you’re gonna need ’em!