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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 7760 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Emeralds Found: | 7327 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
But like, the real reason you should join is because we have the rarest, most elusive resource in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted bacon. Yeah, you heard me right. Our server admin found a secret recipe that combines diamonds and bacon to create the most OP food item in the game. And if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to hunt down your own diamond-encrusted pigs and craft your own bacon of champions.
So like, if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement, then come join us on this totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of undies – you’re gonna need ’em!