mother’s dress Minecraft Servers

mother’s dress Minecraft Servers

  • MommaDressNoMess

    MommaDressNoMess
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 9800
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 89 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingDressDrama

    WeddingDressDrama
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 6048
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Zombie Dances: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value virtual wedding dresses more than real ones! Join us for a chance to digitally recreate your most prized possessions and protect them from any alterations by your offspring.

    Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can wear the most exquisite wedding dress made by your pixelated mother. No need to worry about your daughters wanting to borrow it for their own virtual weddings – it’s all yours to cherish forever!

    Embark on epic quests to protect your virtual dress from being upsized or altered in any way. Battle against virtual brides-to-be who are hell-bent on transforming your precious dress into something unrecognizable. Will you stand your ground and defend your dress with all your might?

    Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a real-life family feud over a wedding dress. Who knew pixels could hold so much sentimental value? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and protect your digital heirlooms!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SIL’s Used Dress Drama

    SIL’s Used Dress Drama
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 5926
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4316 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of family drama like never before.

    Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining away, when suddenly your in-laws show up and demand you wear their wedding dress instead of your own mother’s heirloom gown. The tension is high, the tears are flowing, and the insults are flying. Will you stand your ground and defend your honor, or will you give in to the pressure and wear the “modern” dress?

    But wait, there’s more! Your fiancé might just call you a “bitchy cunt” for standing up for yourself. And who knows, maybe he’ll give you the silent treatment for days on end just to really spice things up.

    So come join our server and experience the wedding dress showdown of a lifetime. Who needs actual wedding planning when you can have all the drama and chaos right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 6796
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! The player danced the night away with skeletons and zombies until the sun came up. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of Diamond Chickens!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding cows. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DiaperDutyDenied

    DiaperDutyDenied
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 1193
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 19 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

    So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

    And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

    So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

    NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 2165
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NotCheatingButCrafting

    NotCheatingButCrafting
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 3703
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CloudySoulzMC

    CloudySoulzMC
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 1602
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

    Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

    LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 2552
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Emeralds Found: 3496 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Chimeras Created: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

    our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

    forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

    Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 6821
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    CanopyMC Server

    About We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
    Server Settings Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
    What We Offer
    • Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary
    • Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel
    • Dynamic Map – View builds in real time
    • New Hats – Custom hats for players
    • Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements
    • Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone
    • Community Builds – Collaborative projects

    Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

    Information:

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is the server modded?

    A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

    Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

    A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

    Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

    A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

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  • SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

    SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 4309
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 124 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

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  • ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

    ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 8688
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

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  • ShowerCraft26

    ShowerCraft26
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 7446
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

    Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

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