So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!
We have a virtual world where you can build whatever you want without any angry ladies breathing down your neck.
Plus, our server is filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about triggering women with innocent comments.
So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless you want to build a drama llama statue, because that’s totally cool too!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground bunker full of rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. only da bravest and most skilled players can conquer da bunker and claim its riches.
oh, and did i mention dat we have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons? come pet our friendly mobs and see if u can survive their deadly hugs.
so, if u wanna escape da naggin’ and have a wild and wacky time in minecraft, join dis server now! it’s da ultimate escape from reality and da perfect place to unleash ur inner blocky warrior.
Picture this: you’re trying to mine for diamonds, but your mother-in-law keeps demanding that you attend a beach vacation on Mother’s Day weekend. She’s celebrating a big decade birthday and insists that the whole family, including the in-laws, must come along. But wait, there’s more! She’s upset that her birthday is overshadowed by your wedding anniversary and expects you to drop everything to celebrate her instead.
But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of family obligations and dive into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers. Build your own paradise, explore new realms, and leave the in-law drama behind.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the adventures begin! Just remember to watch out for any unexpected family gatherings that might pop up in the game.
we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these llamas are ruthless masterminds. join us and help stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (not really, but they do taste pretty good). so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience!
Welcome to Echo SMP – The Trims Survival Server! Dive into Echo SMP and experience a fully transformed survival journey packed with exciting features: > Overhauled Dimensions: Explore redesigned Overworld, Nether, and End with new biomes and structures. > Armor Trim System: Gain unique abilities through exclusive armor trims only available to you. > Tougher Mobs & Bosses:* Face rebalanced enemies and bosses for greater challenges and rewards. > New Tools & Armor:* Discover powerful new tools and a rare, epic armor set. > Revamped Structures:* Explore enhanced dungeons, castles, and hidden locations with richer rewards. > Enchantment System Overhaul: Unlock strategic, powerful enchantments for deeper customization. > New Resource Gathering Mechanics: Obtain materials in a more engaging and challenging way. > Harder Survival: Experience a more difficult gameplay progression that keeps you on your toes. > Exclusive Loot Drops: Collect rare items and resources from newly revamped bosses. > Dynamic PvP: Use new mechanics and abilities for exciting and strategic PvP battles. Ready for an epic challenge? Join Echo SMP today!
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Survival and Duels server! Join us on a survival and PVP adventure on our feature-packed server including: – Economy – Shops – Jobs – Ranks – Duels (solo, duo, trio, quads; with unranked and ranked ELO options) – & so much more!
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| Features | Claims System 🏝️ |
|---|---|
| Shops Plugin 🏪 | |
| Auctions 🎯 | |
| Homes Feature 🏠 | |
| Java IP | Glimmershores.net |
| Bedrock IP | Glimmershores.net:19132 |
| Version | 1.21 |
Grab your sunscreen and join us today! ☀️
Community Discord Code: 3gfCGqkeUt
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I claim land on the server? | Use the /claim command to define your area. |
| Can I create my own shop? | Yes, you can set up your own shop using the Shops Plugin. |
| Is PvP enabled on Glimmer Shores? | PvP is allowed but discouraged in residential areas. |
| How do I teleport to my home? | Use the /home command to teleport to your set home location. |
| Can I participate in server auctions? | Yes, you can bid on items in server auctions. |
Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, create a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or even construct a giant statue of yourself riding a unicorn (because why not?).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes (okay, maybe not the lasers part, but you get the idea).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become the ultimate master builder in a world where the only rule is to have fun!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary player known as “No Half Measures.” Legend has it that this player never does anything halfway and always goes all in, whether it’s building epic structures or battling mobs. Join our server and you might just have the chance to team up with this mysterious figure and learn their ways.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself. No half measures, remember?
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