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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 7159 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2685 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 45 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
