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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9056 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 167 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 279 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
