Cuck Sucking Minecraft SMP

cuck, cucking, cucksucking, euro bureaucrats, fucking assholes, locking stables, making a buck, Minecraft, motherfucking, smp, sucking, thank you, yuropoors

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	New Chunks Explored:	357227
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of those motherfucking euro bureaucrats trying to cuck yuropoors left and right? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from their shenanigans! Join us and let’s stick it to those bureaucrats by building the most epic stables in all of Minecraft. Who needs their rules when you have a badass community of players ready to take on anything? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So come join us and show those bureaucrats who’s boss!

ReceiptCraft: SlowComms

Communication, digital behavior, digital communication, efficiency, email, email tracking, instant messaging, Messaging, messaging apps, Notifications, online communication, online etiquette, productivity, Read receipts, read status, ReceiptCraft, response time, SlowComms, slowed down communication, Technology, text messages, Tracking

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Potions Brewed:	194
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2444	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

sooo like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur brain explode? welllllll, u gotta join this server cuz like, the read receipts have slowed down communication so much that u will literally feel like ur in a different dimension. u will be like, “woah, am i even in minecraft anymore?” but don’t worry, u are, and it’s gonna be the most wild ride of ur life. join now and experience the chaos for urself. u won’t regret it, i promise.

DebrisCraft: Dementia Edition

9/11 attack responders, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, data analysis, debris exposure, DebrisCraft, dementia, dementia risk, Edition, emergency responders, environmental hazards, first responders, health outcomes, health risks, high exposure group, long-term effects, mental health, neurological disorders, occupational exposure, post-traumatic stress disorder, public health, severe exposures, world trade center

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mines Excavated:	2423	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND GET A 30 TIMES HIGHER CHANCE OF GETTING DEMENTIA! WE GOT DEBRIS EXPOSURE FOR DAYS, Y’ALL! IF YOU WANT TO DEVELOP DEMENTIA FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLAYERS WITH SEVERE EXPOSURES HAVE A WHOPPING 42 TIMES THE RISK OF LOSING THEIR MINDS! COME ON IN AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! #DEMENTIAFORDAYS #CREEPERSPEED #LOLZVILLE

Phoenix: Where even the semi-vanillas can rise from the ashes!

1k spawn perimeter, ashes, boat looting, Chronos V3, Creative Server, DDR5 RAM, Discord link, Experimental Features, frankfurt, germany, gold farm, iron farm, new main storage, phoenix, project leader, raid farm, Rise, Ryzen 7 7700X, Semi Vanilla, semivanillas, Server Uptime, shulker farm, skill level, Technical, Testing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Phoenix Minecraft Server

Overview

Server Version	1.20.4 with Experimental Features
Available Resources	Abundance of resources, with quick collection
Key Features	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage

Revamp Plans

Currently looking to completely revamp the server with Demibolt network, new main storage, 150k iron farm, and a 600k shulker farm eventually.

Player Invitation

People of ANY skill level looking to learn are invited. Players 13+ are accepted, but cracked players or hackers are not allowed.

Server Details

Both servers run on 8+GB of DDR5 RAM on a Ryzen 7 7700X; server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany. For a chart of all server info, check Server Uptime

Discord Link

Join our Discord community here

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are all players allowed on the server?	Players 13+ are allowed, but cracked players or hackers are not accepted.
What are the key features of the server?	1k spawn perimeter, boat looting gold farm, Chronos V3 raid farm, main storage
Where is the server hosted?	The server is hosted in Frankfurt, Germany.

MemeCraft Server

Creative, dank memes, derrhorns, digital art, Editing skills, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, Meme culture, meme format, meme template, meme trend, Memecraft, photoshop editing, photoshopped, picrel, Server, shika no ko, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the break of dawn. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Shika no Ko” challenge, where you must hunt down elusive derrhorns while dodging exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EuroCrusade Minecraft Server

anticipation, battle, boring game, captain Saladin, Competition, EURO, EuroCrusade, Europe, EXCITEMENT, Flags, football, historical reference, leadership, medieval vibes, Minecraft, national team, new crusade, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, Sportsmanship, Tournament, Turkish NT

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Secret Passages Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you back to the days of medieval crusades? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you feel like you’re leading your own army into battle against your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that the Turkish National Team is considering naming their captain Saladin after playing on our server. Join now for a truly immersive and hilarious gaming experience!

No Auntie Dress Code Minecraft Server

aunt’s request, AUNTIE, clothing preferences, Code, concert attire, dress, dress code, dress up, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, fashion choices, generational differences, Minecraft, music school event, parent-child conflict, personal expression, piano recital, Server, sibling rivalry, teenage angst, teenage emotions, teenage independence, teenage rebellion

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	257	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mines Excavated:	3862	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up like a fancy piano player is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Join us for our weekly “concerts” where all players must wear a white shirt, tie, and dress slacks to participate. Don’t worry, if you don’t follow the dress code, your PS5 might mysteriously disappear!

Experience the thrill of arguing with your virtual aunt and mom about your outfit choices, just like in real life! Show off your rebellious side by refusing to conform to societal norms and dressing up for a “stupid kids’ concert.” Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join us on this wild adventure where fashion faux pas and family feuds collide in the most outrageous ways. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the best-dressed player in the game, even if it means sacrificing your gaming console. Are you ready to take on the challenge and prove that you’re not just another block in the Minecraft world? Join us now and let the dress-up drama begin!

GFHumiliationCraft

accident, aita, anger, Apology, childish, clarification, Communication, confusion, dorm, EMBARRASSMENT, GFHumiliationCraft, Girlfriend, guy friend, Jealousy, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, Nickname, relationship, resolution

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where misunderstandings can lead to hilarious situations just like in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine logging in to find that your best friend has been mistaken for a girl by your jealous girlfriend, leading to a comical confrontation that leaves everyone laughing. Who knew a simple nickname could cause so much chaos?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness for yourself. Join our server now and get ready for some unforgettable moments that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew. See you in the game!

MineHappyLand

experiencing joy, feeling happy, finding happiness, happiest moments, Happiness, happiness in everyday life, happiness in life, happiness is a choice, happiness is a state of mind, happiness is contagious, happiness is key, happiness within, happy feelings, happy thoughts, inner happiness, joy, MineHappyLand, moments of joy, positive emotions, sharing happiness, spreading happiness

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom! Join us and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because who needs safety regulations anyway?).

Our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. And if that’s not enough to make you happy, just wait until you see our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a maze of obstacles.

So come on, join us and share your happiness with a community of players who are just as crazy and fun-loving as you are. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPrison Minecraft Server

amendments, blinken, Conflict, Demands, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hostage crisis, hostage deal, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, PixelPrison, political issues, regional tensions, Server, Terrorism, unworkable changes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, this server is so lit that even hamas wants in on the action! they were like, “yo, we need to make some amendments to this hostage deal so we can play on this server too!” and blinken was all like, “nah bro, some changes are unworkable, but u can still join if u want.” so now hamas is building epic structures and battling creepers with us, it’s wild man. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition

$50 billion, assets, crisis response, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic resolution, economic stability, economic support, Edition, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, frozen, frozen Russian assets, G7 leaders, geopolitical crisis, global politics, international aid, International cooperation, international relations, political intervention, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	New Chunks Explored:	560380
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!

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