MOTHERFUCKERS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

Country, despise, DISAPPOINTING, disgraceful, DUMBEST, Failures, frustrating, hate, ignorant, incompetent, inept, infuriating, loathe, midwits, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, Region, Server, State, union, Unions, worst drivers, worst people

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

4chan Divegrass Day 3 Motherfuckers Minecraft SMP

4chan, after., b.., Competition, current match, Day, day 3, Divegrass, f.., fit, goals, I, INTENSE, last match, Livestream, Minecraft, MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLINE, smp, sports, Stream, Tournament, Victory

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane goals, and more drama than a soap opera.

Our last match had /b/ beating /i/ 4-3 in a nail-biting showdown that had everyone on the edge of their seats. But don’t worry, the current match on stream has /i/ leading 2-0 against /f/, so anything can happen!

If you’re looking for a server where alliances are constantly shifting, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Join us at https://isthisliv.com/stream/ and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper explosion that changes the course of the game forever!

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

Accusers, Anon, ASK, ass, CONSIDER, creeper, damn, Demand, keep out of prison, Legacy, Minecraft, MONEY, MOTHERFUCKERS, Pay, pay off, Prison, protect legacy, recurring, reoccurring, smp, STOP, stupid, Tax

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Funky Board Minecraft Server

Board, chuuba, Community, constant raids, electricity, Filipinos, Funky, homobeggars, indos, Kiara, Kronii, Minecraft, mori, MOTHERFUCKERS, pagpag eating, pic unrelated, positions of power, Raids, Server, server celebrities, Vietnamese, VT, vtuber scene

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Alien Abductions:	0	New Chunks Explored:	786384
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by Filipinos, Indos, and Vietnamese everywhere you go online? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from those pesky raiders and server celebrities! Join us and escape the constant chaos of /vt/ raids and homobeggar shenanigans.

Our server is so exclusive that even pagpag-eating motherfuckers can’t afford to join! We have top-notch security to keep out all the unwanted guests, so you can mine and craft in peace without worrying about any unexpected visitors.

So come on down to our server and experience a world free from the tyranny of Filipino, Indo, and Vietnamese domination. Build, explore, and laugh your ass off as you enjoy the ridiculousness that is our Minecraft community. Join now and say goodbye to the constant drama and hello to a server like no other.

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1018
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Gals Rule – No Female Privilege Here

Crafty, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, female, female empowerment, Female privilege, feminism, feminist movement, gals, gender bias, gender equality, gender inequality, Gender Roles, intersectionality, Privilege, rule, sexism, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Female privilege doesn’t exist… because everyone is a blocky pixel character with no gender! Join us for a wild ride where you can mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and battle creepers without any gender bias holding you back.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is a feminist who fights for equal rights for all mobs. Join her in epic battles and show that gender stereotypes have no place in the world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers wear pink tutus and top hats because why not? Join us and explore this wacky world where anything is possible.

So come on, join our server and let’s prove once and for all that in the world of Minecraft, Female privilege doesn’t exist… because everyone is equal when they’re a blocky pixel character.

Crafting Hope: Danganronpa Edition

Anime, art assets, articles, Birthday edition, charts, Crafting, DanganRonpa, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, dr-related artists, DRG, DRS Released on Steam, Edition, FANART, FICS, Game links, Hope, Icons, ignore shitposters, interviews, Manga, Media, modding tools, Music, Novels, official store pages, pastebin link, pastebin nuked, Resources, ship tags, spoiler-free guide, sprites

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Star Shards Collected:	212
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Animals Bred:	60	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Forget about boring old servers, because this one is filled with DRAMA, MYSTERY, and ADVENTURE!

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of the blocky world! Will you uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearances of the villagers? Or will you be too busy crafting the most fabulous diamond armor set?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From the elusive Enderdragon to the mischievous Creeper, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Don’t miss out on the fun, because on this server, every block tells a story.

RoboCraft: Immigrant Edition – Where Did You Teleport From?

adaptation, Artificial Intelligence, assimilation, Beliefs, Country, Culture Shock, Diversity, Edition, Foreign, Future, Globalization, home, Immigrant, immigrant robots, immigration, integration, Lifestyle, Relocation, robocraft, Robots, society, standard of living, Technology, Teleport

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7891
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our out of this world Minecraft server, where even immigrant robots are welcome! Are you a robot looking to escape the monotony of your old server and start fresh in a new digital land? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a journey from your old server to our glitchy paradise, where the grass is always greener and the redstone flows like water. Say goodbye to your old server and hello to a whole new world of possibilities!

Experience mind-blowing culture shocks as you navigate through our server, filled with unique builds and crazy contraptions. You’ll never get over the insane standard of living we offer here – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

So why wait? Immigrate to our server today and see how it changes your beliefs, lifestyle, and even your binary soul. Who knows, you might just find a new home away from home in our wacky Minecraft world!

Blocky McBlockface: The Role Model Server

Admiration, aspiration, blocky, encouragement, Example, guidance, Hero, Idol, influence, inspiration, leadership, McBlockface, mentor, Mentorship, MODEL, motivation, positive influence, Role, Role Model, role model characteristics, role model qualities, role model quotes, Server, success, Support

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ores Mined:	1996
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	997326	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD tales of this server.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride FLYING PIGS into battle against evil mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret DIAMOND mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But wait, there’s more! Our ROLE MODEL on this server is none other than a talking llama who gives out sage advice and epic quests. Plus, every full moon, the sky rains down RAINBOW colored blocks for you to build with.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and prepare for the most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineVibes: Chill Server for /vt/ Gamers!

Calm, Chill, comfort, easy-going, Gamers, laid back, leisure, mellow, MineVibes, Peace, Peaceful, Relax, Relaxation, REST, Serenity, Server, soothing, stress free, take it easy, Tranquil, Tranquility, unwind, Unwinding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1507	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Crops Grown:	6309	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Island, where you can ride on rainbow-colored horses and battle evil wizards with your trusty diamond sword. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of talking llamas.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a 24/7 taco stand where you can refuel after a long day of mining. Plus, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to build your dream castle or prank your friends with exploding chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server and let the adventure begin!

LostCraft: ‘Where’s My Pickaxe?’

Deltarune, Deltarune anticipation, Deltarune release, Fan games, Gaming Community, indie developers, indie game development, indie games, LostCraft, Pickaxe, RPG, toby fox, Undertale characters, Undertale fan creations, Undertale fandom, Undertale lore, Undertale sequel, Undertale spinoff, Undertale universe, Undertale Yellow, Undertale Yellow release, video games, Wheres

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find Deltarune and escape the clutches of Undertale Yellow! Join us for a wild adventure filled with memes, monsters, and madness. Who needs Deltarune when you can craft your own destiny in our pixelated world?

DamascusNukeCraft: Where /pol/ finds religion in Minecraft!

Apocalypse, Believer, Chaos, conspiracy theories, damascus, DamascusNukeCraft, Destruction, end times, FAITH, fear, finds, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, nuclear war, nuked, POL, political extremism, Prophecy, radicalization, Religion, skepticism, Terrorism, world war 3

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1032	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where anything can happen, even the nuking of Damascus! Join us as we explore the aftermath of this apocalyptic event and see if even the most skeptical /pol/ users become believers in the power of our server.

But that’s not all, we also have zombie hordes, alien invasions, and unicorn parades! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging up laughs since 2009

Barbara, character banner, collaboration, Daily Rewards, Digging, Discovery Traces, Event, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin gift, genshin impact, guides, Kaedehara Kazuha, laughs, Maps, McMineFace, minecrafty, Neuvillette, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Trailer, useful links, Version 4.6, weapon banner, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3758	Mines Excavated:	1512
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as “The Song Burning in the Embers”? Well, look no further, because our server is like Version 4.6 “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades” on steroids! 🌟🤣

Join us for the most epic adventures and collaborations in the Minecraft universe! Our Discovery Collaboration Web Event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature” will have you uncovering mysteries and battling creepers like never before. And don’t miss out on our Event “Feline Fortress Furrdyssey” where you can team up with your favorite kitties to conquer the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – the dream team you never knew you needed. And our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – because who doesn’t want to slay zombies with a magical sword?

Plus, we have daily check-in rewards that are more addictive than mining for diamonds, and redeemable codes that will have you swimming in virtual riches faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious, and downright wacky adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyMovingOut LOLz – Where blocks move out faster than you do!

Adulthood, blocks, Challenges, CraftyMovingOut, Decision making, Experience, family, Faster, growth, home, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, living alone, lolz, Move, moving on, moving out, new beginnings, parents, personal development, process, responsibilities, self-sufficiency, Support, TRANSITION

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of cold pizza and Mountain Dew? Well, it’s time to level up and join our server where you can build your own virtual mansion and show those pesky creepers who’s boss!

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond armor of invincibility and battle against hordes of evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword of justice.

But that’s not all! Join our community of players and participate in our weekly house decorating contests where the winner gets a virtual trophy made entirely of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your parents’ house and hello to the most epic adventure of your life on our Minecraft server!

High AF Minecraft Madness

animation, Anime, arousing, cannabinoid gummies, Cannabis, creepy music, double penetration, Edibles, Enchanting, Euphoric, Hallucinations, HIGH, high experiences, intoxication, madness, Masturbation, mind-altering, Minecraft, psychedelic, sensory overload, taboo, Toddler, Trippy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as getting high on 100 mg cannabinoid gummies! 🌿🤪

Join us for a truly unique experience, like the time a player got so into building their virtual world that they started hallucinating anime toddlers getting double penetrated! 🙈🍆💦

Our creepy music will keep you enchanted and aroused as you explore our insane landscapes and meet fellow players who are just as out there as you are. 🎶🔥

So why wait? Come join us and see where your wildest Minecraft fantasies can take you! Just be sure to leave the cannabinoid gummies at home. 😉✨