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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 9875 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 83 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
First off, we got flying pigs that poop out diamonds! Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! Who needs to mine when you got flying bling-bling pigs?
Secondly, our server is run by a group of super intelligent llamas who are also expert hackers. They’ll protect your builds from any griefers and trolls with their mad llama skills.
And last but not least, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft community around. Trust me, you won’t regret it!