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Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	223	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

albania, albanians, BALKANS, blocks, building, Crafty, culture, diaspora, eastern europe, ethnicity, expatriates, Flag, heritage, Identity, immigration, kosovo, Larping, Living, Nationality, patriotism, Politics, society, Traditions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5901
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	2428
Animals Bred:	141	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	New Chunks Explored:	836778
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

2B-ANON, Chaos, CraftyFantasyVS, dlc, EU tournament, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, Fun, gbvsg, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA tournament, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Sho-san, Steam page, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

A certain man, active stand, Adventures, altercations, attractive, big dick energy, BIZARRE, blocky, Durability, growth potential, heal condition, Jojo stand concepts, Love machine, lover’s husbands, mystic aura, non-violent nature, Precision, Prince, RANGE, rasputin, song-based stands, SPEED, Stand cry, Stats, strength, survive damage, WOMAN

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blocky Banquet

action, Adventure, anime adaptation, Banquet, blocky, Character development, Cooking, cute, dungeon crawling, dungeon meshi, FANTASY, Food, friendship, humor, japanese manga, Manga, manga series, Marcille, Monsters, ongoing series, teamwork, weekly updates

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	768
Dragon Eggs Found:	1653	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

Alluring, attraction, cont’d, Daily, desire, FANTASY, Forbidden, infatuation, INTIMATE, irls, Jerk, Jerkcraft, Lust, Naughty, Obsession, pixels, Provocative, seduction, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, temptation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Items Found:	5741
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Game Over, Steve!

arrivederci, ciao, end of Italy, end of the line, end of the road, Farewell, farewell Italy, final farewell, Game, Goodbye, goodbye Italy, I’m sorry, It’s ovah, Italian farewell, Italian goodbye, italy, Last Goodbye, leaving Italy, moving on, Parting Ways, saying goodbye, steve

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7749
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Star Shards Collected:	269	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

Abandoned, Bridge.., BridgeCraft, CREEPERS, Development, Direction, endermen, Forgotten, Game, gap, hideo kojima, Intended, Konami, Legacy, meme, metal gear solid, MGS2, Mgs4, narrative, Party, Plot, spin-off, Story, video game

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

#metoo movement, banter, blocky, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Fine, FLIRTING, gender dynamics, gender equality, Harassment, harassment awareness, harassment prevention, Inappropriate Behavior, line, METOO, Minecrafts, power dynamics, professional conduct, Respect, Respectful Interactions, sexual harassment, social cues, social norms, workplace behavior, workplace culture

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Blocky Bois Club

big 3, big 3 influence, blocky, Bois, club, influence, long trail

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Towns Built:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!