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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5391 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 21 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY, KOOKY, AND DOWNRIGHT BONKERS MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR YOUR MONEY BACK (JUST KIDDING, WE SPENT IT ALL ON DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PIGS).