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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 9585 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 3353 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.
Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.
So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!
