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NoobTVCharacter

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of being the most useless character in your favorite TV series? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can be the hero of your own story! Join us and show off your epic building skills, slay dragons, and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. No more being the sidekick, it’s your time to shine! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the star of your own adventure!

Goose Farm Frenzy

Farm, Frenzy, goose

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where barnacle geese wreak havoc on our agricultural fields! Watch as these mischievous geese destroy crops and cause chaos for our farmers. But don’t worry, we have a plan to keep them at bay with our no-go areas and sneaky strategies.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, this is the server for you! Team up with other players to protect our fields from these pesky geese and save the day. Who knew farming could be so thrilling?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to defend our crops in the most outrageous way possible. Join us now and let the geese games begin!

Glarkour

Bosses, Custom Biomes, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Glarkour, Land claiming, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Survival, Towns, villagers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Crops Grown:	6633	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Welcome to Glarkour Minecraft Server

IP: glarkour.net

Version: 1.21.4

Features	Description
Player-made courses	Engage in challenging parkour courses created by players
Competitive leaderboards	Show off your skills and compete with others
SMP world	Survival Multiplayer world for players to explore and build
Creative plotworld	Create in a plotworld with free WorldEdit tool

Join our Discord community: https://discord.gg/invite/4eHffB4s3P

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I join the server?

To join Glarkour, enter the IP “glarkour.net” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to maintain a positive and respectful community. Check out the rules section on our Discord or server website.

3. Can I create my own parkour courses on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to build their own parkour courses and share them with others.

4. Is there a ranking system for the leaderboards?

Yes, players will be ranked based on their performance on the parkour courses.

5. How can I get WorldEdit in the creative plotworld?

WorldEdit is free to use in the creative plotworld. Simply claim a plot and start building with WorldEdit tools.

Starlight Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Holostars EN General, Holostars EN Members, Holostars EN Schedule, Holostars Lunar New Year, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, lunar new year, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Starlight

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	125	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	6455

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s the Lunar New Year Edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit AF! We got schedules for days, like TEMPUS and ARMIS, with all these crazy cool players like Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, and Gavis Bettel. And don’t even get me started on Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, and Josuiji Shinri – they’re gonna blow your mind, man!

But wait, there’s more! ARMIS is where it’s at with players like Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze – they’re the real deal, bro. And if you need some templates, we got ’em. Plus, check out our graduated members and songs playlist – it’s gonna make your head spin, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your A-game, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here! Let’s goooooo! 🚀🎉🔥

Block Therapy: Mindcrafting

BLOCK, coping strategies, counseling, emotional wellbeing, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mindcrafting, mindfulness, positive thinking, Relaxation, resilience, self reflection, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual realm of endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Need a break from reality? Just hop on our server and build a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics.

Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a pick-me-up after a rough day? Just log on and watch as our resident clown performs stand-up comedy routines that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and chocolate-covered bacon. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftySerbianMCServer

Accountability, anti-corruption, appeals, BALKANS, Calm, civil society, CraftySerbianMCServer, Crisis, Democracy, demonstration, eastern europe, european union, Government, grow, leadership, Political unrest, prime minister, PROTESTS, Resigns, Serbia, transparency

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	New Chunks Explored:	222398
Animals Bred:	168	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Runes Activated:	0

lol u guys hear about this? serbia’s prime minister is like “peace out” and the people are like “nah bro we want justice” and they’re protesting like crazy. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and diamonds that rain from the sky. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into cute little bunnies. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! #minecraftforlife #peaceoutserbia

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, belief system, FAITH, Identification, Mystery, mystic, Quest, Realm, Religion, religious affiliation, religious beliefs, religious classification, religious community, religious denomination, religious group, religious identity, religious inquiry, religious knowledge, religious label, religious question, religious sect, religious tradition, spiritual practice, spirituality

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Bro, forget about religion, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like seriously, they grow wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And don’t even get me started on the diamonds, they talk to you in a British accent and tell you jokes while you mine them.

Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night, complete with disco balls made of emeralds and llamas serving drinks.

So yeah, forget about religion and come join our crazy, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible!

SisterInLawCarFix Minecraft Server

automotive experience, bad decisions, buying cars, car maintenance, car troubles, family drama, family pressure, fixing cars, fixing mistakes, Lazy, learning consequences, lemon car, Minecraft, refusing help, Server, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, SisterInLawCarFix, Tough Decisions, tough love, unemployed, unreliable car, unreliable sister

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness!

Just like the protagonist’s sister-in-law who keeps buying lemons for cars, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you make the right decisions or end up with a dumpster on wheels just like her?

With a community full of surprises and challenges, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you be the hero who fixes the mess or the one who watches it all burn? Join now and find out!

MaritalCraft: The Great Debate

Communication Issues, coping with separation, debate, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling disconnected, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unsupported, Great, long-distance relationship, MaritalCraft, marriage problems, missing family, parenting challenges, relationship dynamics, seeking comfort, seeking understanding, seeking validation, struggling with distance, visa issues

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Animals Bred:	122	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and pixelated fun!

Picture this: you and your virtual friends building a castle together, fighting off creepers, and exploring hidden caves. It’s like a virtual paradise where visa issues and real-life responsibilities don’t exist!

And hey, if you ever need a break from your significant other’s questionable responses, our server is the perfect place to unwind and make new friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our virtual world?

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Because here, the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and surviving the night!

MindBlownFacts – Minecraft SMP

amazing, Astonishing, eye-opening, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, INTERESTING, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind blowing facts, mind blowing revelations, mind-blowing discoveries, Mind-Blowing Information, mind-blowing knowledge, mind-blowing trivia, MindBlownFacts, Minecraft, Shocking.., smp, Surprising, Thought-provoking, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

OMG guys, you won’t believe this, but on this Minecraft SMP, the most mind-blowing fact is that if you join, you’ll instantly become a unicorn with rainbow powers! Like, how crazy is that?! And not only that, but the server is actually run by a group of talking dolphins who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their underwater army of pufferfish. But don’t worry, because as a member of the SMP, you’ll have the power to stop them with your superhuman strength and ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes. So come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! 🦄🌈🐬🐡 #dolphinarmy #unicornpower

CringeCraftMC

awkward, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe entertainment, cringe fest, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe overload, cringe reaction, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy moments, CringeCraftMC, cringey, EMBARRASSING, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure movie, guilty pleasure TV show, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Farms Harvested:	189
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours with their outrageous builds and wacky antics.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes (or just makes really good french fries).

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!