most talented shitty person – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is run by the most talented shitty person you can think of! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their native language. Witness epic chicken dance parties and watch as they perform synchronized swimming routines in our custom-built chicken pool.
If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, then look no further. Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world).

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Farmers vs. HPAIV: Risk Perception & Biosecurity
agricultural practices, animal health, avian influenza, biosecurity, biosecurity measures, biosecurity protocols, bird flu, disease prevention, farm biosecurity., farm management, farm managers, Farmers, HPAIV, infectious diseases, Perception, poultry industry, qualitative analysis, qualitative research, Qualitative studies, Risk, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, UK poultry farms
so, like, u know how chickens can be, like, super sketchy sometimes? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! our chickens are actually undercover agents for the government, trying to stop the spread of HPAIV (that’s high pathogenic avian influenza for all u non-scientific peeps).
join our server and help us protect the world from this deadly virus! but be warned, the chickens are not to be trusted. they may look cute and innocent, but they are actually plotting against us. it’s a real-life chicken conspiracy, and only you can stop it!
so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of farm management in the face of a global pandemic. who knew minecraft could be so intense? join us now and show those chickens who’s boss!

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NAConflicts
Abilities, alliances, Builder, Businesses, Challenges, Community, Earth, Economy, Empire, Exploration, Nations, Perks, Progression, Quests, Resources, ruins, Secrets, Survival, Tools, Towny, Trade
Looking for a fresh survival experience with depth, challenge, and community? Our 1:88-scale North America map lets you claim real-world locations, build nations, and forge history using Towny. With a balanced economy, custom quests, and tiered progression, there’s always something to strive for.
Dynamic Towny System – Claim land, form alliances, and grow your empire. Custom Progression – Unlock new abilities, tools, and perks as you play. Engaging Economy – Trade, establish businesses, and control key resources. Unique Challenges & Quests – Explore ruins, and uncover secrets. Active Community & Fair Staff – Join a thriving server built for fair play and fun.
Whether you’re a builder, trader, warrior, or explorer, this server offers something for you. Join today and carve your legacy!
play.naconflicts.us:25694

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Oldcapt MC
Claim Land, crossplay, Economy, Jobs, Keep EXP & Inventory, Minecraft, Oldcapt MC, Player shop, Quest, Server, Shop, Survival, terraform, Version 1.21.
OLDCAPT MC
SURVIVAL ECONOMY server version base [1.21]
but this server was crossplay with any version! Feature : – Economy – Shop – Player Shop – Claim Land – Keep EXP & Inventory – Jobs – Quest – World was generate by Terraform
oldcapt.xyz

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Sky Duct Tape Craft 1.20.6
1.20.6, aircraft, aircraft repairs, airplane maintenance, airplane repairs, Aviation (Industry), aviation safety, Craft, Creative Solutions, DIY fixes, Duct, duct tape hacks, duct tape innovation, duct taping planes, Engineering, funny tweets, internet trends, Matt Wallace, SKY, social media, tape, travel, twitter, viral content, viral tweet
Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know they be duct taping planes together like some kind of crazy DIY project gone wrong. But hey, that just means the creativity level is off the charts here! Who needs proper materials when you can just slap some duct tape on it, amirite?
And let me tell you, the chaos and madness on this server is next level. It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride where you never know what’s gonna happen next. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next minute you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens. It’s pure insanity, but in the best way possible.
Plus, the community here is absolutely bonkers. You’ll meet all kinds of characters, from deranged builders to wacky redstone engineers. It’s like a circus, but with pixelated blocks. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will make you question your sanity, this is the server for you. Just don’t forget to bring your duct tape!

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SmoothieCraft Minecraft Server
#impatience, anger, Blending, Communication, compromise, Cooking, disagreement, Expectations, Frustration, Gratitude, Honey, husband, microwave, Minecraft, patience, relationship, Server, smoothie, SmoothieCraft, unappreciated, ungrateful, Wife
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for making smoothies the wrong way? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace all smoothie-making techniques, whether you microwave the honey or dissolve it in water first.
Our server is a safe haven for all smoothie enthusiasts, where you can blend to your heart’s content without fear of judgment. Plus, we have a strict “no blender overloading” policy to prevent any unnecessary smoothie-related meltdowns.
So come join us on this wild Minecraft adventure, where smoothies are made with love and understanding. Who knows, you might even find a fellow smoothie connoisseur to share recipes with!

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GriefedAndGropedLOL
body image, BODYGUARD, Confidence, dismissal, Drama, Exercise, friendship, GriefedAndGropedLOL, Groping, gym, hurt feelings, Insecurity, intervention, Lifestyle, male attention, meme, mutual friends, social media, Support, thick skin, UNCOMFORTABLE
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value all shapes and sizes! Unlike in the real world, here you won’t be judged based on your appearance. Whether you’re slim, curvy, or as sturdy as a fridge, you are welcome to join our community.
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your trusty sword. And don’t worry, there are no body-shaming memes here – only good vibes and fun times.
So come on in and show off your unique style. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like L did with that guy at the party. Just remember, on this server, everyone is a snack – even the fridge!

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FashionablyLateMC SMP
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Hey guys, so like, you totally need to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, we have a secret underground club where we only wear pink leather armor and ride pigs into battle. It’s like, totally insane but also super fun, you know? Plus, we have this legendary player who can build a house out of diamonds in like, 5 seconds flat. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon. So if you’re always late to stuff, like, come join us and be fashionably late to all our crazy shenanigans!

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OopsCraft: Wrong Message Edition
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Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will have you ROFLing all day long? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the hilarious mishaps that happen on the daily!
Join us for a chance to accidentally send a message to the wrong player, like inviting a creeper to a tea party or asking a zombie for fashion advice. Our community is full of wacky characters and crazy adventures that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
So why join our server? Because where else can you accidentally send a message to a villager confessing your undying love for their iron golem friend? Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and prepare for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments!

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StarlinkCraft: No Threats, Just Blocks!
blocks, Business, Communication, controversy, denial, elon musk, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, minerals deal, Musk, News, satellite communications, Satellite Internet, space exploration, spacex, SpaceX CEO, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Technology, Threats, Ukraine
lol u kno wat u need in ur lyfe? a Minecraft server dat iz outta dis world, jus like starlink from elon musk! dis server iz so lit, elon himself had to deny rumors dat da US wuz gonna cut off starlink cuz we got all da rare minerals from Ukraine in dis server! join now to mine sum diamonds and fight off creepers wif ur bros, cuz dis server iz outta dis world, literally! #elonmuskapproved #minecraftmadness

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BlockyZero NetFun Land
#sustainability, BlockyZero, climate actions, climate change, disease prevention, environmental impact, Environmental Protection, global warming, government actions, health, healthcare costs, Land, long-term effects, net zero policies, NetFun, policy decisions, population health, preventable illness, public health, public policy, researchers, uk
join our epic minecraft server and help save the world from preventable illness! forget about boring old climate actions, we’re all about net zero policies and saving lives in the most epic way possible.
imagine a world where every block you mine helps decrease preventable illness rates and saves billions of dollars for the UK. you’ll be a hero in the minecraft world and in real life!
so come on, join us and let’s build a better, healthier world together, one block at a time. plus, we have the coolest pixel art of all time and the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

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