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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7893	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is run by the most talented shitty person you can think of! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their native language. Witness epic chicken dance parties and watch as they perform synchronized swimming routines in our custom-built chicken pool.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, then look no further. Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world).

QuirkyCharm – Minecraft SMP

adorable, characteristics, charming, cute, delightful, eccentric, endearing, funny, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individuality, lovable, Minecraft, peculiar, personal touch, Personality, QUIRKS, quirky, QuirkyCharm, smp, Special, Traits, Unique

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Players Killed by Monsters:	4282	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server out there!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where building giant statues of llamas is considered a normal Tuesday activity. Or where the admins host weekly dance parties in the Nether because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DeathCraft

acceptance, death, DeathCraft, destiny, existentialism, fate, fear, introspection, Karma, Legacy, Life, mindfulness, mortality, philosophy, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Self-examination, spirituality

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4896
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	2197
Endless Night Skies:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	477
Votes:	7621	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your death will be as epic as your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine respawning in a world where every death is like a scene from a blockbuster movie. Get ready to be chased by a horde of angry chickens, fall into a pit of lava while trying to mine diamonds, or get struck by lightning while battling a group of creepers.

But don’t worry, death is just the beginning of the fun on our server. With unique challenges, custom plugins, and a community of players who love to push the limits, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So come join us and see how agonizingly hilarious your death can be on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing all the way to the respawn point!

Gods of Illumenos: A Bedrock Economy Server with Gladiators & Lore

Aeregea, Ascension, bedrock, Berbari, Cultures, Darkness, Doomed, Economy, Emperia, Eternal Emperor, gladiators, Gods, Illumenos, instability, Kingdoms, Lore, mercy, Pluto’s Will, Realms, Rebellion, Server, Thrax, Thronos

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Star Shards Collected:	259	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Minecraft Kingdoms Server

Server Concept	RP-focused with unique cultures and stories
Lore Example	Ascension of Zuenius, Eternal Emperor, and impending darkness
Factions	Eternal Empire, Thrax, Thronos, Berbari, Pluto’s Will
Join Us	PM for membership or staff positions

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FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	PM the admin for membership or staff positions
Is the server focused on role-playing?	Yes, it is heavily focused on RP aspects
Are there specific cultures and stories for players to follow?	Yes, each faction has its own unique culture and story
Can I create my own faction?	You may discuss this with the server admin for approval

CraftyJailbaitMC Server

bored, corrupt, CraftyJailbaitMC, dm, HIGH, icky videos, IneedPeach, kik, Server, slut

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Magic Items Found:	4644	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	122	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4278
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!

GraveSecretsMC SMP

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, GraveSecretsMC, hidden, INTIMATE, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, undisclosed, Untold

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to start a war with your neighbors over who has the best potato farm? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveConnections

Acts of kindness, Affection, appreciation, building connections, Communication, CraftyLoveConnections, Empathy, everyday gestures, fostering intimacy, Gratitude, love, loyalty, patience, positive interactions, quality time, simple gestures, small gestures, strengthen relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Towns Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7743	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing chickens, where every tree you chop down turns into a giant rainbow unicorn, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mysterious creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to convince the Diamond Pig to turn their entire house into a giant disco ball!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RentControlCraft Minecraft Server

1940s, affordable housing, Assembly, city government, economic stability, Housing, housing crisis, housing market, inflation rate, Landlords, legislation, mexico city, Minecraft, policy, real estate, regulatory measures, rent control, rental prices, RentControlCraft, Server, Social Impact, tenants, Urban planning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!