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PretentiousMidwit’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft!

Picture this: you spawn into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has a TikTok account with more followers than PewDiePie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato army. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden disco cave, you’ll be granted three wishes by a dancing llama named Larry.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a basic blockhead, join us now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Despair: Where Even Creepers Question Their Existence

blocky, coping, CREEPERS, depression, Despair, Existence, giving up, helplessness, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, motivation, perseverance, question.., reaching out, resilience, seeking help, self-care, strength, Struggle, Support, Therapy

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world like no other, where the pigs ride on diamond horses and the creepers throw parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures with an iron wing. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who guard the mystical emerald mines deep underground. Join them on their quest to protect the precious emeralds from the evil forces that seek to steal them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tankless in Ukraine

Allies, armor, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cope, Defense, devastation, enemies, Fighting, international relations, Losses, lost tanks, medieval weapons, Military, Russian sisters, strategy, Tankless, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve lost so many tanks fighting against Ukraine and have to resort to medieval weapons! But fear not, because our Russian sisters are here to help you cope with the chaos.

Join us for epic PvP battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world. Build your own kingdom, gather resources, and defend your turf against other players who dare to challenge you.

But beware, for the challenges on this server are no joke. You may find yourself facing off against dragons, zombies, and even creepy clowns who are out for blood. Will you rise to the occasion and emerge victorious, or will you be left crying in a corner?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

LOLcraft: Esports Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, Competitive Gaming, esports, esports analysis, esports championships, esports community, esports competitions, esports culture, esports discussion, esports enthusiasts, esports events, esports fandom, esports fans, esports industry., esports players, esports streaming, esports teams, esports tournaments, esports viewership, Gaming, LolCraft, video games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	285
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of esports in a whole new way! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are training for the next big tournament.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a team of skeletons challenges you to a 1v1 showdown. And guess what? The winner gets a shiny new diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who hosts weekly build battles for all players. The prize? A one-of-a-kind dragon egg that will make all your friends jealous.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate esports champion of the Minecraft world!

RomanCraft: Where you can build an empire without the pesky barbarian invasions!

Ancient civilization, AUTHORITY, barbarian, BUILD, byzantine empire, Conquest, dynasties, EMPERORS, Empire, Government, History, Imperial, influence, invasions, Legacy, Legitimate, Monarchy, pesky, power, Reign, roman empire, RomanCraft, Rulership, SOVEREIGNTY, Successor, Western civilization

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we are the legitimate successors of the Roman Empire! Join us for epic battles in the Colosseum, where players fight to the death with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground network of tunnels that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with diamonds, emeralds, and ancient artifacts. Rumor has it that Julius Caesar himself left behind his legendary dagger of destruction somewhere in our world.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe ruled by zombie pigmen and giant lava monsters. But beware, only the strongest players can survive in this treacherous realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the greatest empire Minecraft has ever seen!

Minecraft Mayhem: Total War Edition

#1d6chan, Assembly Kit, Blogpost, Edition, gobbo edition, Hotfix, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh.., Previous thread, Roll Charts, Steam, Tactics, thrones of decay, TOTAL, total war, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate gobbo edition of gaming! Dive into a world filled with Stuff1d6chan tactics and roll charts that will blow your mind.

Join us for epic battles in Total War: Warhammer III where you can conquer the Thrones of Decay and unleash chaos like never before. Check out our blogpost for exclusive news and updates that will leave you speechless.

But wait, there’s more! Jump into the world of Total War: Pharaoh where you can rule like a true pharaoh and command armies with the power of the gods. Don’t miss out on our hotfix 4.2.3 patch notes that will change the game forever.

And for those who love the classics, we’ve got you covered with our collection of Older Titles that will take you on a nostalgic journey through the history of Total War.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest gaming adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBoys R Us: /r9k/ Edition

4chan, BlockyBoys, Edition, Greeting, Henlo, internet culture, meme, r9k, ROBOT9000, social media

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8841
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crops Grown:	6110
Dragon Eggs Found:	5191	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us on an epic adventure filled with EXPLOSIONS, UNICORNS, and DRAGONS that shoot LAZER BEAMS from their eyes!

Our server is so amazing that even HEROBRINE himself is scared to step foot on it. We have DANCING CREEPERS, TALKING SHEEP, and RAINBOW LLAMAS that drop DIAMONDS like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PhenoCraft: Mine, Build, and LOL with Friends!

Ancestry, biology, BUILD, Dna, Friends, genetic diversity, genetic makeup, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, human phenotypes, lol, PhenoCraft, phenotype, phenotype analysis, phenotype classification, phenotype comparison, phenotype identification, phenotype testing, physical characteristics, research, Science, Traits

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	575857
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your skin color, we only care about your phenotype! Are you a tall, dark, and handsome Enderman? Or maybe you’re a short, stubby Creeper with a heart of gold. Whatever your phenotype, we want you to join our server and show off your unique traits!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that on our server, diamonds grow on trees? Literally! Just plant a sapling and watch as it sprouts into a beautiful diamond tree. And don’t even get us started on the zombie pigmen who moonlight as professional chefs, cooking up the most delicious porkchops you’ve ever tasted.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underwater city, where mermaids and sea monsters live in harmony, throwing the wildest underwater raves you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your scuba gear and your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and discover a world where anything is possible, and where your phenotype is celebrated like never before. See you in the game!

CraftyCraze: Phase Connect LOLz

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Ores Mined:	1012	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of Creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the official website is like a diamond mine of information and the official schedule is more organized than a chest full of neatly stacked blocks.

Join now and you’ll be able to interact with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can build a house faster than you can say “Redstone.” Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine for diamonds with her eyes closed?

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり can tame wolves with just a wink, and Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ can farm crops so efficiently, it’s like she has a green thumb made of emeralds.

And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who can navigate the Nether like it’s a walk in the park. Or how about Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can slay Ender Dragons with a wooden sword and a smile?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for the Creeper explosions and the occasional Enderman prank!

Board of Ragecraft

anger, Board, Boundaries, community support, coping strategies, done, doomposters, Frustration, Gaslighting, hate, mental health, Negativity, online forums, online harassment, Ragecraft, Raiding, Repetition, self-care, toxic behavior, toxic community, trolling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and join a community of players who are just as fed up with doomposters as you are!

Reasons to join:

Build your own fortress to protect yourself from the doomposters
Form alliances with other players to take down the gaslighting trolls
Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures to help you in your quest for justice

Don’t let the doomposters get you down – join our server and fight back in the most epic way possible!

DrizzleCraft: Where it’s raining fun all day long!

Ambiance, atmosphere, contemplation, Day, drizzle, DrizzleCraft, Fun, introspection, Long, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mood, movement, Nature, peacefulness, pondering, precipitation, Rain, RAINING, Reflection, Serenity, Thoughts, Tranquility, weather

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Votes:	1189	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join this server if you want to ride on llamas that shoot rainbows out of their ears! Yes, you heard that right, llamas shooting rainbows! And that’s not all, our ender dragons have been trained to do the floss dance while you battle them. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers have formed a boy band and they perform live concerts every Saturday night in the town square. Trust us, you’ve never heard music like this before!

So why wait? Join this server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this fantastical world!