Most Painful MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

OuchCraft SMP

INTENSE, emergency, hurt, long-lasting, Suffering

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.

Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.

So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

most painful death, NO DEATH, ever, no wish, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

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CraftyPainLand

physical pain, Endurance, medical procedure, accident, Experience

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you the most physical pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break is actually a disguised cactus waiting to prick you, every mob you encounter is a ninja creeper ready to explode in your face, and every step you take is on a bed of lego blocks!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special PvP arena where instead of fighting with swords and bows, you have to engage in a heated dance battle with the Ender Dragon! And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Pain” where the stakes are high and the pain is even higher!

So if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our server and prepare to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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WardSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Cosmetics, MCMMO, Minecraft

A dedicated fantasy server with a wide range of cosmetics for an immersive and enchanting experience.

wardsmp.apexmc.co

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CombatCraft | Airdrops Weapons Quests Cases Minecraft server

weapons, Quests, Cases, minecraft server, CombatCraft

The owner of the server «CombatCraft Airdrops Weapons Quests Cases» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.combatcraft.fun

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Jujutsu Kaisen : Light Kaisen

jujutsu kaisen, Discord, CURSE, King of Curses, Minecraft

One of the Best Jujutsu Kaisen Minecraft servers, Join the discord we are currently looking for staff.

Become a Curse and try to be the Strongest or be a Curse and become the King of Curses.

lightkaisen.minecra.fr:25527

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🌍 Infinity Isles: Where blocks are LGBT-friendly and ages are like diamonds – 18+

shopping, Semi Vanilla, multiplayer, Discord, Prizes

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Java Minecraft server
Community	18+ players from around the world
Server Started	March 25th
Server Features	Fast leaf decay, dynmap, head drops, Litematica
Server Location	East US coast

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What sets Infinity Isles apart from other servers?

Infinity Isles is 18+ and whitelisted, ensuring a mature community. We have a semi-vanilla experience with added gameplay improvements, player-run projects, lore to explore, events, a player-run shopping district, and non-Pay-to-Win donation perks.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, apply on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Are griefers handled on the server?

Our staff team promptly handles griefers, and any damage caused is swiftly rolled back and repaired. Trolls and immature players are not welcome.

Are there weekly events on the server?

Yes, we host weekly events such as fishing contests, spleef, build contests, and more, with prizes for participants.

Is the server Pay-to-Win?

No, donation perks are non-Pay-to-Win, and all proceeds go towards improving server performance. Contributors have access to fun commands and a player head database.

Is there an active Discord community?

Yes, we have an active Discord community where players can chat in channels and voice chats.

LimbusCraft Minecraft Server

Refraction Railway Line 4, Official twitter, Chapter 6.5, Sinner info, google play

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Are you ready to explore Mirror Dungeon #4 – the Mirror of the Wuthering? Get ready to face off against twisted mobs and mind-bending challenges that will leave you questioning reality.

But wait, there’s more! In Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express, you’ll have to solve a mystery while riding a speeding minecart through a treacherous railway line. Can you crack the case before the train reaches its destination?

And don’t miss out on the upcoming event, Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade! Dress up in your fanciest skins and prepare for a night of intrigue and deception as you navigate through a maze of secrets and surprises.

Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows what madness awaits you in this wacky world of blocky mayhem? Download the game and let the chaos begin!

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DemonSlayerMC SMP

emotional, inosuke, waifu, Adventure, cry

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where drama unfolds like a soap opera and friendships are tested like never before. Join us if you want to be part of a community that takes Minecraft way too seriously, where alliances are formed and broken over the smallest of disagreements.

But beware, we have a strict “no crying waifus” policy. If you dare make Nezuko cry, you’ll have to face the wrath of our resident anime enthusiasts who will stop at nothing to defend her honor.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, intense PvP battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even your waifu getting into a fight with someone else’s waifu over who has the best pixel art.

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WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

new job, WeddingBlock, family dynamics, Guilt, Accommodation

Are you tired of boring family drama and weddings? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise! No need to worry about high risk pregnancies or long car journeys – just hop online and let your creativity run wild. Plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your sister’s wedding drama. Trust us, virtual blocks are way more fun than family obligations. Join now and leave the real world behind!

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