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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 8502 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!