Most Painful MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

OuchCraft SMP

OuchCraft, Ache, long-lasting, injury, Experience

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.

Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.

So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

ever, NO DEATH, most painful, painful argument, Hope

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

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CraftyPainLand

healing, Endurance, Suffering, physical pain, discomfort

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you the most physical pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break is actually a disguised cactus waiting to prick you, every mob you encounter is a ninja creeper ready to explode in your face, and every step you take is on a bed of lego blocks!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special PvP arena where instead of fighting with swords and bows, you have to engage in a heated dance battle with the Ender Dragon! And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Pain” where the stakes are high and the pain is even higher!

So if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our server and prepare to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

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Riven Challenge Network

Housing, Server, Minecraft, PvP, Faction

Embark on an epic adventure at Voltz Factions, the premier destination for faction enthusiasts who yearn for the classic and unparalleled version of factions gameplay! We take pride in offering an exclusive experience that revives the golden era of factions, acclaimed as the finest of its kind.

At Voltz Factions, we embrace diversity and welcome players from across the Minecraft spectrum, supporting the latest version 1.20.4. Our server is meticulously crafted to ensure ease of access, allowing you to dive straight into the action without any hassle. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting, you’ll find a welcoming community and endless fun here.

Experience the thrill of building, strategizing, and competing in a vibrant world where every decision counts. Join forces with friends or forge new alliances, conquer territories, and rise to dominance in a dynamic and ever-evolving environment.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to revisit the classic factions experience, enhanced with a modern twist. Visit Voltz Factions today and become part of a thriving community eager to welcome new heroes. Your next grand adventure awaits!

See you on the battlefield, ~PatMan

rivenmc.com

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Astral Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10

Survival, Pve Economy, Pixelmonreforged, Pixelmonmod, Bingo

| Astral Pixelmon || play.astralpixelmon.com || http://discord.astralpixelmon.com || EV Training | Pixelmon Bingo | Dex Rewards | Custom Crates || Adult Owned | LGBTQ+ Friendly | Hiring Leaders | Pokebags |

play.astralpixelmon.com

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Saqkshi network

Survival

: Saqkshi Network Survival Server Reopened! :

Our doors are finally open and we are very happy to have you among us! Now you can take your step to survive and adventure in the world of SaqkshiNetwork Survival!**

Don’t forget to join our Discord Server. Very nice server. We give Lvip to the first person who comes.

!!!DON’T FORGET TO COME!!!!!

SaqkshiNetwork.aternos.me:23139

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Reunion smp

smp, Multiplayer Survival, Vanilla

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Vanilla: While the server does have claims, homes, and a player economy, It is still considered almost entirely vanilla.

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /vip on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie

Moderator – JustinThe1, Neeser_, Dr_Vortex, Nix_Quinn_Dem

mc.reunionsmp.com

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2b2t (1.12.2) Minecraft server

Can you survive? Will this player help you, kill you, or help you so they can kill you later? Betrayal, war and horror against kindness, help and unity.

paletussock.aternos.host:14258

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BlackGrief Highest Quality Copy of ReallyWorld Minecraft Server

The owner of the server “BlackGrief Highest Quality Copy of ReallyWorld” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

f1.rustix.su:31502

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Great Grief Minecraft server

The owner of the Great Grief server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

45.93.200.22:25573

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