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OuchCraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.

Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.

So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	184
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

CraftyPainLand

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pain you feel is when you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to give you the most physical pain you’ve ever experienced!

Join us for a wild ride where every block you break is actually a disguised cactus waiting to prick you, every mob you encounter is a ninja creeper ready to explode in your face, and every step you take is on a bed of lego blocks!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special PvP arena where instead of fighting with swords and bows, you have to engage in a heated dance battle with the Ender Dragon! And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour of Pain” where the stakes are high and the pain is even higher!

So if you’re ready to test your pain tolerance and have a laugh while doing it, join us on our server and prepare to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Make Peace, Not Wars on BEDROCK EARTH REALM where Factions Fight over Vanilla Cake!

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8167	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

CulverCraft SMP Server Overview

Description
CulverCraft SMP is a building focused, nation based BEDROCK REALM!
Fully Vanilla Minecraft, no mods.
Play however you want! Become a peaceful kingdom, cause a few wars, attempt to take over the world.

What we offer:

Multiple plug-ins to prevent DDOS and hacking.
Authentic gameplay and roleplay.
Server events regarding the server lore.
Active Administrators to make sure nobody messes up your experience.
Active Discord and Minecraft Realm.
Over 1000 members, open 24/7, Vanilla Survival SMP.
Join on any BEDROCK platform!
PLAYERS MUST BE WHITELISTED TO JOIN.

Come and start your nation!

Click the link below for all the details and how to get started : CULVERCRAFT DISCORD SERVER

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join CulverCraft SMP?	You need to be whitelisted to join. Please follow the instructions on our Discord server to get whitelisted.
Is the server modded?	No, CulverCraft SMP is fully Vanilla Minecraft with no mods.
What platforms can I play on?	You can join on any BEDROCK platform.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s Discord for the full list of rules.

BondCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, BondCraft, bonding in humans, conditions, design, destroy, Destroyed, happen, hitler, humans, Jews, Minecraft, Nature, Once, Pair bonding, Phenomenon, ruined, save us, Server, SIMILAR, society, tried, Virgins

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself!

BruceCampbellSMPWinker

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of being unfairly shunned like Bruce Campbell? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and cartoonish! Join us and show off your best winking at the audience style performances while building epic structures and battling mobs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who was obsessed with building giant statues of chickens. Will you be brave enough to face the chicken ghost and claim their creations as your own?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional chicken ghost). Join now and let your inner Bruce Campbell shine!

Momma Drama Craft

Birthday Party, Craft, Drama, family celebration, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family feud, family gatherings, Family issues, family relationships, family tension, family unity, Momma, sibling rivalry

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

So, like, my nephew had this totally epic birthday party on this Minecraft server that is off the charts! I didn’t go because his mom (my brother’s wife) is like, so not cool with me. But let me tell you, if I had gone, it would have been a total blast!

I heard that on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against giant zombie chickens. And if you win, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs! How insane is that?!

Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe a little family tension, then you gotta join this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScamCraft SMP: Fool’s Gold Mine

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	163	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	961647	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us for a chance to battle against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the grass into lava. But don’t worry, we have a team of fearless llamas who are ready to fight alongside you and protect the land from these feathered fiends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you the power to fly for 10 minutes straight? Just be careful not to crash into any trees or you might end up with a face full of leaves.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of Minecraft mayhem.

PixelPotionCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Do you miss the days of sipping on a Crystal Pepsi while playing with your Tamagotchi? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! We offer a virtual time machine where you can relive all your favorite discontinued products in pixelated glory. From Surge soda to Dunkaroos, we’ve got it all! Join now and experience a blast from the past like never before. Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world filled with all the nostalgic goodies you miss?

CraftyVenezuela Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	79	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ LIKE VENEZUELA’S TOP COURT IS ALL UP IN HERE SAYIN OPPOSITION DIDN’T BRING THE PROOF, BUT WHO CARES BOUT THAT, WE JUST WANNA BUILD AND MINE AND HAVE FUN! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, U WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THAT! SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME CRAZY MEMORIES TOGETHER! #LOLZ #MINECRAFTFUN #SECRETBASES

Zelensky’s Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Potions Brewed:	120	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we push war into the aggressor’s territory just like Zelensky! we have crazy battles and intense PvP action that will make your head spin like a chicken on a rollercoaster! join us and become a warrior in the virtual world, fighting for glory and honor (and maybe some diamonds too)! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show everyone who’s boss in this wild and wacky world of blocky adventures!

Memento SMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	386	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to play.mementosmp.com! Start in a stunning spawn and dive into unique features like custom enchantments, exciting crates, and 20 custom menus. Face off against unique mobs, complete 70 quests, and customize your experience with tool skins and emotes. Enjoy streamlined repairs, adopt pets, and trade items. Explore diverse biomes, mine resources, and tackle thrilling dungeons. Join us for endless adventures and a vibrant community!

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Edge of the Forest

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	79	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

You’ve reached the Edge of the Forest – A brand NEW Factions server!

⇨ Create your own Faction! Forge Alliances! ⇨ Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your new Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Faction striving to achieve Peace!

With endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make!

Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers!

Server Version: Java 1.18.2 Whitelist: No

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