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ZooEscapeCraft
40 years, African elephants, animal captivity, animal liberation, animal rehabilitation, animal rescue, animal rights, animal sanctuary, animal welfare, Captivity, Charlie, Elephant, Endangered species, Freed, Liberation, Sanctuary, south africa, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection, Zoo, ZooEscapeCraftcome join our epic minecraft server where we free all the virtual animals after 40 years of captivity! we promise our elephants are much happier in the virtual world, roaming around and causing chaos. plus, you can ride them around like a boss and show off to all your friends. who needs a zoo when you can have a virtual safari right in your own computer? join now and be a part of the liberation movement! 🐘🎮 #FreeTheElephants -
EPLTrans SMP – Seagull Squad
Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bournemouth, brentford, Brighton and Hove Albion, Chelsea, crystal palace, english premier league, epl, EPLTrans, Everton, fulham, Ipswich Town, Leicester City, Liverpool, Manchester City, manchester united, Match week 1, newcastle united, Nottingham Forest, Saturday 24th August, seagull, Seagull Edition, smp, Southampton, squad, Sunday 25th August, Tottenham Hotspur, Trans, transfer window, West Ham United, Wolverhampton WanderersAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We are currently at the top of the leaderboard after Match week 1, just like Brighton and Hove Albion in the English Premier League. Our transfer window was so strong, it’s like we signed Messi and Ronaldo!Join us for epic battles like Brighton and Hove Albion vs Manchester United or Manchester City vs Ipswich Town. Who knows, maybe we’ll even have a match between Minecraft mobs and players! Crystal Palace vs West Ham United? More like Creeper Palace vs Enderman United!
And don’t miss out on our special events like the Aston Villa vs Arsenal showdown, where players will have to build their bases while dodging TNT explosions and zombie hordes. It’s like a real-life Minecraft Hunger Games!
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventures and battles you’ve ever seen in the blocky world!
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NoCallBacks Minecraft Server
advice, blocked, coffee, Communication, company culture, complaint, Conversation, criticism, disposal cups, Environment, Feedback, friendship, Harsh, INTERNSHIP, internship opportunities, interview, K-cup, market, Minecraft, NoCallBacks, Passion, Recommendation, ServerLooking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner environmental warrior? Look no further, because on our server, we only serve organic, fair-trade, hand-roasted coffee to all players! And don’t worry, we have a strict policy against K-cups and disposable cups – we’re all about saving the planet, one block at a time.Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight against the evils of non-eco-friendly coffee practices while building the most sustainable structures in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of our interviewer NPC who is always on the lookout for players with a passion for changing the virtual world’s culture.
But beware, if you dare to complain about our coffee choices, you might find yourself in a 10-minute interview where your chances of getting an internship are as slim as a pixelated tree. So come join us and sip on some virtual coffee while saving the environment – just don’t forget to bring your own reusable mug!
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BetBrokeButNotSorry
Bet.., BetBrokeButNotSorry, Border Collie, boxer mix, dog behavior, dog training, dog whisperer, financial agreement, financial burden, grilled cheese incident, income disparity, pet behavior, pet discipline, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet routines, pet training, relationship argument, relationship dynamics, steak testLooking for a Minecraft server that will test your dog whispering skills? Look no further than our server, where we challenge you to train your virtual dogs to resist temptation just like Jupiter! Leave virtual steaks in front of your Minecraft pooches and see if they have the willpower to resist. Can your dog resist the temptation of a virtual grilled cheese? Join now and prove that you’re the ultimate dog trainer in the Minecraft world!And hey, if you’re short on cash like our friend here, don’t worry! We offer payment plans for all your virtual dog training bets. So come on down to our server and show off your skills – and maybe win some virtual cash while you’re at it. Don’t be an AITA – join our server today!
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ScaredyCraft SMP
afraid, alarmed, anxiety, apprehensive, creepy, DREAD, fear, fright, horrified, Horror, intimidated, Nervous, Panic, petrified, Phobia, Scared, ScaredyCraft, smp, spine-chilling, spooky, Terrified, TerrorAre you scared of missing out on the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP? That’s right, these llamas are not to be messed with. They will kick your butt in-game and in real life if you dare to challenge them.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere deep within its walls. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, chaos, and llama-led shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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AlienPickUpLinesMC
alien dating tips, alien love life, alien mating rituals, alien pickup lines, alien seduction techniques, AlienPickUpLinesMC, attracting earth women, celestial courtship, cosmic love, dating across galaxies, earth women, extraterrestrial seduction, get laid, intergalactic romance, interplanetary relationships, otherworldly romance, outer space romance, romantic encounters, seducing humans, seduction tactics, space alienWelcome to our out-of-this-world Minecraft server, where even space aliens are looking for love! Join us for a chance to witness intergalactic romance like never before. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a Martian trying to impress earth women with his redstone skills!Our server is the perfect place for those looking for a little extraterrestrial excitement. From building spaceships to exploring alien landscapes, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the space aliens are throwing a wild party!
So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest love story in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might just be the one to help that space alien finally get lucky with an earth woman!
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SinaloaCraft Minecraft Server
Capture, crime, criminal activity, drug cartel, drug lords, drug trade, drug trafficking, drug war, El Mayo, law enforcement, Mexican Army, Mexican government, mexico, military intervention, Minecraft, narco violence, organized crime, SECURITY, Server, Sinaloa, SinaloaCraft, Troops, violencecome join our minecraft server, where the only violence you’ll see is when a creeper blows up your house! we got so many players, it’s like a whole army of troops taking over sinaloa! but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and building cool stuff together. just like el mayo’s capture, our server is a game-changer. so grab your pickaxe and join the fun! VIVA MINECRAFT! -
NukeCraft: China Concerned!
arms race, Asia-Pacific, China, concerned, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Military, Nuclear, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, SECURITY, strategic report, Superpowers, Tension, US, world newsLOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE CHINA IS LIKE “SERIOUSLY CONCERNED” ABOUT US NUCLEAR STUFF BUT WHO CARES ABOUT THAT WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT NUCLEAR REACTOR MADE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS?!WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, PIGS THAT FLY ON RAINBOWS, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES.
PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR HOOVES AND HELP YOU BUILD EPIC CASTLES MADE OUT OF CHEESE.
JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS INVADE AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO JELLO! #CHINACANTSTOPUS #NUCLEARCREEPERS #UNICORNMODS