most intelligent Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gorilla vs. Steve: IQ Edition

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	389	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ores Mined:	4257
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Zombie Dances:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	375	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

So, like, have you ever wanted to be smarter than a gorilla? Well, on this server, you can totally achieve that dream! We have potions that will make you as smart as Einstein, but without all the crazy hair.

Join us and embark on a journey to outsmart even the most intelligent gorilla out there. Build your own brainy empire and show those monkeys who’s boss.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society of super smart gorillas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you be able to outwit them and save the day? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Buildings Constructed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Star Shards Collected:	91	Magic Items Found:	1479
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Star Shards Collected:	257	Potions Brewed:	166
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!

Two State Solution Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!

Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Emeralds Found:	1885
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have not one, but TWO Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of diversity anywhere else.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?

StoryMine Survival WITHOUT PVP server Minecraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ores Mined:	1512
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog/ – General

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	4	New Chunks Explored:	20722
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mines Excavated:	3907

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to crossover miniseries with DC that will continue until 2026.

But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!

If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026

Busy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of being too busy to game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time literally stops when you log on! That’s right, you can play for hours on end without worrying about real life responsibilities. Need to finish that report for work? Just hop on our server and pretend like it doesn’t exist! Your boss will never know.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?

Can’t we all just monitor each other’s online activity… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	3815	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Votes:	1403
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).

Kamala’s Queendom Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	New Chunks Explored:	231778
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of dealing with shitty men who won’t vote for Queen Kamala? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where Queen Kamala rules with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword) and all the shitty men are banished to the Nether realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).

So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!