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MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4011	Buildings Constructed:	37
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Potions Brewed:	197	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

Konohaven: Where Minecraft meets adulting and hermit crabs chat casually in your ear

adulting, Basic info, build projects, casually, Challenges, Chat, Community, competitive environment, crabs, diamond-based economy, Ear, Enderman Griefing, Events, Fabric, Fire-Tick, fit, hard difficulty, Hermit, Items, Join, Konohaven, Live Map, meets, Minecraft, multiplayer server, Neighborhood, Phantoms Disabled, Pricing, quality of life mods, rules, season 3, shop themes, Shops, Single player sleep, smp, try, Vanilla, Virginia

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Konohaven Season 3 Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21 Fabric
Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Modifications	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms DisabledSingle-Player SleepLive Map (Pl3xmap)Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond based player-run shop economy

Additional Details

Shops: Minimal rules on shop themes or pricing, friendly competitive environment.
Events and Challenges: Plenty of unique rewards, karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more.
Custom Models: Custom items and hat models requiring lightweight resource pack to view.
Community Based Server: Play together or solo, players from US, Canada, and Europe.

How to Whitelist:

Join our Discord.
Read our most up to date rules, requirements, and policies.
Click apply in #whitelist-application channel under support to start the whitelist application process.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I am not 18+?

Generally, players must be 18+ to apply for whitelist, but there are exceptions. Please contact the server staff for more information.

Are there any rules against griefing or stealing?

Yes, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to build and play in a friendly and respectful manner.

Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

There are minimal restrictions on building themes or creativity. Players are encouraged to express themselves through their builds as long as they follow the server rules.

Can I run my own shop on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to run their own shops using the diamond-based player-run shop economy system. However, please ensure that your shop is in line with the overall friendly environment of the server.

What kind of events and challenges can I expect on the server?

There will be plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards, such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Players can participate in karaoke nights, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

ChillCraft Minecraft Server

calm down, Chill out, Chillcraft, de-stress, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, inner peace, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Peace of mind, positive vibes, Relax, relaxation techniques, self-care, Serenity, Server, Stress Management, stress relief, take it easy, Tranquility, unwind, VT

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the lava-filled roller coaster and the mischievous Endermen who like to steal your socks. Trust us, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else.

SMPAutismCraft – Does /a/ stand for “autism”? Minecraft SMP

ASD, autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, brain development, communication disorder, developmental delays, early intervention, environmental factors, genetic factors, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurological differences, repetitive behaviors, sensory sensitivities, smp, SMPAutismCraft, social communication, Social Interaction, Social Skills, social understanding, special education, speech therapy, Stand

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Votes:	959	Towns Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like “Creeper Dodgeball” and “Ender Dragon Egg Toss”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where villagers breakdance to dubstep music.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! And remember, on our server, /a/ stands for “absolutely bonkers”.

HangryHub Minecraft Server

aita, Childhood, domestic duties, ENTITLEMENT, financial abuse, financial insecurity, Food, food tastes, groceries, HangryHub, homelessness, husband, joint account, Labor, Minecraft, ownership, possessions, recipes, Rent, sacrifice, savings, served, Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to stay, like the fact that our virtual groceries are free for all (no joint accounts here, phew!) and you can cook up a storm without anyone claiming ownership of your creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream home without the fear of rent payments or financial insecurity. And if anyone tries to claim ownership of your hard work, just build a giant wall around them and watch them try to escape (spoiler alert: they won’t).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs domestic duties when you can be the master of your own blocky universe? Join us now and let the adventures begin!

GFConvenienceCraft

Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, convenience, emotional labor, Empathy, Expectations, GFConvenienceCraft, Girlfriend, perspective, Priorities, relationship, Respect, sacrifice, self-care, Support, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing love and sleep? Look no further! Join our server and escape the drama of real life relationships with our virtual world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

We promise not to guilt trip you for prioritizing sleep over seeing your significant other after a long shift. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can play at your own pace without feeling like the bad guy.

Plus, rumor has it that our virtual relationships are drama-free and always convenient. No more late-night calls asking if you’re coming over – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

So join us now and leave the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs real love when you have the love of Minecraft?

CoreMemoryCraft SMP

bizarre memory, childhood memory, core memory, CoreMemoryCraft, distinct memory, lasting memory, odd memory, offbeat memory, peculiar experience, peculiar memory, quirky memory, random memory, smp, standout experience, standout memory, standout moment, strange memory, unforgettable memory, unique memory, unusual experience, unusual memory, vivid memory

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the core memories are as bizarre as they come.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or participate in a build competition where the theme is “Giant Cheeseburger Land”? Look no further, because our server is the place where dreams (and nightmares) come true.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you say that your core memory involves befriending a talking cactus named Carl who gives you gardening tips in exchange for shiny rocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Last Man Standing: Gender Bender Edition

Apocalypse, Bender, deserted planet, dystopian future, Edition, End of the World, final humans, gender, gender dynamics, gender imbalance, Gender Roles, human extinction, ISOLATION, last men, last women, lone survivors, man, new world order, opposite sex, post-apocalyptic, societal collapse, standing, Survival, Ultimate Challenge, unique situation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you are the last man or woman on earth surrounded by the opposite sex! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where everyone is looking for love, friendship, or just a good old-fashioned battle. Will you find your soulmate in the midst of chaos? Or will you be forever alone in a sea of potential partners? The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and see what fate has in store for you!

Musk’s Minecraft Mayhem

Brazil, Brazilian law, Business, Conflict, controversy, court order., court ruling, electric cars, elon musk, injunction, judge, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Musk, Musks, regulatory issues, standoff, suspension, Technology, tesla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got like, Brazil judges and Musk and stuff. It’s like, a total showdown, bro. You gotta join this server to witness the epic battle between the judge and Musk. Like, who will win? Who will be the ultimate ruler of this crazy Minecraft world? Join now and find out, dude. It’s gonna be like, totally insane, man. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of this epic saga. Let’s get ready to rumble, baby!

AssCraft: Not Vegan-friendly!

alternative lifestyle, analingus, AssCraft, consent, controversial, dietary choice, eating ass, ethical debate, Exploration, Intimacy, long tail tag, non-vegan, personal boundaries, Pleasure, sexual act, sexual behavior, sexual hygiene, sexual preference, social norms, taboo, vegan, Veganfriendly

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Potions Brewed:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

join our epic minecraft server where eating ass is considered a vegan activity! we have a whole ass-eating competition every saturday where the winner gets a diamond sword! plus, our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you to hidden treasure if you offer it a sacrifice of cooked porkchops. come join the fun and see if you can survive the ass-eating madness!