NoVacayKids2021

Africa, aita, alternative plans, CANCELLATION, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Disappointment, family, husband, Kids, North Carolina, NoVacayKids2021, reaction, Summer, travel, Understanding, Universal, vacation, Wife

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family’s canceled vacation plans.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and enjoy a bit of chaos. Just like how this husband went all out planning alternative summer activities after canceling a trip to Africa, we go above and beyond to provide the craziest Minecraft experience possible.

Who needs a vacation when you can join our server and escape reality in the most outrageous way? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of our wacky community where anything can happen!

RedFlagCraft

attractive, compatibility, DATING, deal breakers, love, red flag, red flag alarms, red flag behavior, red flag characteristics, red flag indicators, red flag qualities, red flag signals, red flag signs, red flag traits, red flag warning, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, RedFlagCraft, relationships, warning signs

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	159
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	3409
Farms Harvested:	616	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity, guaranteed to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us if you’re a fan of living life on the edge, because on our server, every block you break could lead to a surprise explosion! Who needs diamonds when you can have a thrilling near-death experience instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who roams the land pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you never know what might happen next!

SovietSplatCraft

Anti-Aircraft Missiles, ATACMS, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military conflict, military equipment, military technology, military tensions, missile defense, russia, S-500 SAM System, SovietSplatCraft, Technology, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, weapons

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the wars are so epic, they make international headlines? Well, we got you covered! Our server is so lit that Ukraine may have accidentally hit Russia’s $600 million S-500 SAM system with ATACMS missiles during a heated PvP battle. That’s right, our battles are so intense that even real-world countries get involved! Join now for a chance to be a part of history and witness the craziest Minecraft wars you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and let the chaos begin!

PlanetCraftRacism

alien races, discrimination, Diversity, equality, friendship with Martians, future racism, humor, hypothetical scenarios, Inclusivity, interplanetary relations, martians, planet discrimination, PlanetCraftRacism, prejudice, satire, science fiction, social commentary, Space Travel, speculative fiction, tolerance, Xenophobia

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where u can meet aliens and build ur own spaceship to travel to different planets like Mars and Jupiter.

we got crazy mobs like zombie aliens and creepers from outer space. u can team up with ur friends to fight off the intergalactic invaders and save the universe.

plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find rare loot and hidden treasures. but watch out for the alien traps and puzzles that will test ur skills and brainpower.

so what r u waiting for? join now and show off ur out-of-this-world building skills on the best minecraft server in the galaxy!

ZillaSMP: Where Roleplaying, Factions, and Medieval Chaos Collide! Join the Madness Today!

boats, Chaos, Chest Shops, collide, discord server, Factions, feudalistic, gameplay guide, Join, knighthoods, Knights, land claim system, Lore, madness, Medieval, Medieval Factions, proximity-based voice chat, real boats, Roleplay, Roleplaying, tactical planning, Today, trade guilds, viking tribes, voice chat, ZillaSMP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

ZillaSMP; Kingdoms and Politics

ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics. It’s almost like an entirely new game inside of Minecraft! (no mods are required to join)

ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England; just as King Alfred’s kingdom of Wessex took its last stand against the vikings. It’s not intended to be 100% historically or geographically accurate, it’s meant to serve as a playable “alternate timeline” that is written through player actions and roleplay.

As with any roleplay server, there are many different roles you can choose or be selected for; knight, pirate, viking, lord, liege, etc. There are many kingdoms spread out in ZillaSMP‘s 20k by 20k sized map; allowing chances for trade, war, conflict, and negotiations.

Features

Features
Different medieval faction types, like kingdoms, knighthoods, trade guilds, and viking tribes
A feudalistic hierarchy and land claim system
Lore, which is written through player roleplay
Proximity-based voice chat
An RPG mob leveling system based on experience
Tradable currency and chest shops
Cannons
Real boats that you can build, captain, and attach cannons to
Real tactical planning and defense building

More Information

To learn more about ZillaSMP, please check out our gameplay guide!

ZillaSMP Gameplay Guide: Click here for the Gameplay Guide

How to Join

To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel!

ZillaSMP Discord: Click here to join the Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is ZillaSMP?	ZillaSMP is a Western European themed medieval roleplay SMP with kingdoms, naval warfare, tradable currency, and light RPG mechanics.
Is any mod required to join ZillaSMP?	No, no mods are required to join ZillaSMP.
What time period is ZillaSMP set in?	ZillaSMP is set in a time between King Alfred the Great’s death, and the formation of England.
Are there different roles to choose from in ZillaSMP?	Yes, players can choose roles like knight, pirate, viking, lord, and more.
How can I join ZillaSMP?	To join ZillaSMP, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the ZillaSMP Info channel.

Shitshow Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of dealing with social rejects who are full of hate and anger? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the vermin of the internet? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for losers like you to thrive!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. We promise you won’t find any Nazis, pedos, or sexually depraved assholes here – just a bunch of misfits looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave behind the awful nature of the online world. Who knows, you might even find some empathy among our fellow social rejects. Just don’t be surprised if you end up dying alone – but hey, at least you’ll have fun doing it!

WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, animal, Aquatic, beauty, charming, cute, Darling, endearing, lovable, Lovely, mammal, marine life, Minecraft, Nature, Ocean, Precious, sea creature, Server, SWEET, Underwater, whorca, WhorcaCraft, wildlife

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	155	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has a cute whorca that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the majestic beauty of this mythical creature as it swims through the pixelated waters of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

UnattractiveCraft

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, individual beauty, Individuality, nonconformity, nontraditional beauty, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, societal beauty standards, societal expectations, societal norms, UnattractiveCraft, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional standards, unique attractiveness, unique charm

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Farms Harvested:	202
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	656255
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We specialize in building the most outrageous and wacky creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6796
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: NoWeddingDresses

authoritarian regime, Censorship, crackdown, cultural crackdown, cultural influence, freedom of expression, government control, human rights violations, KimJongCraft, media censorship, North Korea, North Korean society, NoWeddingDresses, oppressive regime, political control, political repression, Propaganda, Slang, social restrictions, societal control, South’s influence, wedding dresses

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Items Found:	1321
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	41
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more rules than north korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang! you think you know oppression? think again, our server will make you appreciate your freedom to build and mine like never before.

we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!

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