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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7817 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 192 | New Chunks Explored: | 22575 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest, most epic place to play minecraft, you gotta join because, get this, we have a russia-linked cable-cutting tanker that got seized by finland and it was, like, loaded with spying equipment, can you even believe it? like, imagine all the sneaky stuff you could do with that equipment in minecraft, it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of this insane adventure, you won’t regret it, trust me.
