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CraftyCreeperPutin
come join dis minecraft server, where we build like we in moscow with pm modi and russia as our all-weather friend. trust me, putin be leading us to greatness in dis virtual world. we be crafting like there’s no tomorrow, building friendships like never before. come join us and be part of the epic adventure, comrade. we promise you won’t regret it, da? -
KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and mope over french election results! we do not harbor any special hopes for improving ties with france, but we do have hopes for you to join our epic adventures! build your own kremlin and rule over your own virtual country! who needs france when you have a minecraft server to conquer! join now and let the moping begin! -
SlovakCraft: Orbán’s Moscow Adventure
LOL come join our minecraft server, where the prime minister of Slovakia wishes he could play with us instead of hanging out with Viktor Orbán in Moscow! We’re so lit even politicians wanna ditch their boring meetings to build epic castles and mine for diamonds with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from creepers and plot world domination. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now before the prime minister changes his mind and tries to steal our diamonds! -
PutinCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
LOL GUYZ, DIS SERVER IS LIT LIKE A FIREWORK IN A POTATO FIELD. WE GOTZ CRAZY STORIES LIKE WHEN HUNGRY ORBAN WENT TO MOSCOW TO MEET PUTIN AND THE EU WAS LIKE “NAH BRO, NOT COOL.” BUT ON DIS SERVER, WE WELCOME ALL DA DRAMA AND POLITICS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND MIND-BLOWING BUILDZ. PLUS, WE GOTZ FREE DIAMONDS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. SO COME ON AND JOIN DA MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! -
PutinCraft: Where Orbán Meets Putin
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even hungary’s orbán wants in on the action? well, guess what, our server is so epic that orbán himself is gonna meet putin in moscow just to talk about how awesome it is! like, can u even imagine the level of epicness we’re talking about here?join our server and u’ll be part of the most insane adventures ever. we’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. yea, u heard that right, CHEESE.
plus, our community is so rad that even the most hardcore players are like, “whoa, these guys are next level.” so come join us and be part of something truly legendary. orbán and putin can’t be wrong, right?
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MoscowCraft: Jailed TV Host’s Escape – Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, like lit like a bonfire in the middle of a forest, ya know? we got this ukrainian tv host and blogger who got jailed in moscow, but like, in absentia, whatever that means. but don’t worry, we won’t jail you in absentia, we’ll just give you a virtual cookie and a pat on the back for joining our server.we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. and our community is like, super friendly and welcoming, unless you mess with their virtual crops, then all bets are off.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself, because who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible, even getting jailed in absentia.
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RussophobesRUs Minecraft Server
So, like, u know how there’s this new EU chief diplomat who’s, like, totally russophobic or whatever? Well, our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! We’re all about spreading love and peace, man. Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms and lots of virtual hugs.Plus, we have this crazy story about how our server was actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas as gods. Legend has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Sounds pretty epic, right?
Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie dance battles, creeper karaoke, and skeleton DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam.
So, if you’re tired of all the russophobic drama in the EU and just wanna chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server. We promise you won’t regret it. Peace out, y’all!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to be, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell ya. first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. and get this, the base is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yeah, you heard me right, ninja chickens.not only that, but we also have a giant lava parkour course that will test your skills to the max. if you can make it through without falling into the lava, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount. oh, and did i mention that the unicorns can fly? yeah, they can totally fly.
but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs. that’s right, these pigs can hold a conversation better than most humans. they’ll tell you all the gossip happening in the minecraft world.
so, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a russian-iranian treaty, then this is the place for you. come on over and join the fun!
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Redstone Research Institute Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we have more fire than a russian electronics research institute near moscow! except no one dies here, just lots of fun and explosions! our server is so lit, it literally sets the standard for hotness. we have crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and make you question reality. join us and see why our server is the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe. just be careful not to get burned by all the excitement! -
MissileCraft Server: Russian Ambassadors
come join our epic minecraft server where we summon ambassadors and launch deadly attacks with US-made missiles!! russia be like “wtf bro” but we just laugh and keep building our crazy world of chaos and destruction. join us for the ultimate thrill ride of international drama and pixelated mayhem. you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a wild ride!
