come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest adventures and the most insane builds u ever seen! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the macarena! u gotta join cuz russia called us the best server in the world and said if u dont join, ur missing out on life! we even have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja llamas. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!
HamasCraft: Unacceptable Murder!
BerlinCraft Server: No Intimidation, Just Blocks!
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, dragons flying around and stuff. but like, not just any dragons, these dragons shoot laser beams out of their eyes and breathe fire that turns everything into diamonds.and, like, the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a total love fest, man.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base where you can hang out with famous celebrities like steve from minecraft and herobrine? yeah, they’re totally chill and love to party.
plus, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your dreams come true. like, i asked for a pet unicorn and now i ride it around the server like a boss.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever. berlin may not be intimidated by moscow’s nuclear threats, but you’ll definitely be intimidated by how awesome this server is.
CraftyCommies: $22k PvP War
yo, u ever wanted to be a russian spy??? well now u can on our minecraft server!!! join us and get the chance to be a secret agent fighting in ukraine for a whopping $22,000!!! imagine the epic battles u will have, the secret missions u will go on, and the sweet cash u will earn!!! come join us now and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life!!! let’s gooooooo!!!! 🕵️♂️💰🔫BoomCraft: RussianSpyGoneWrong
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can be a military intelligence officer from Russia who got injured in a car bombing. But don’t worry, in this server, you can still kick butt and take names while building epic bases and fighting off creepers. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of espionage. So come on, comrade, join the fun and show everyone that even a car bombing can’t keep you down in this crazy Minecraft world!MoscowCraft Server: $22K to Fight!
come join our epic minecraft server where russia is giving away $22,000 to anyone who fights in ukraine!! but like, who needs that money when you can just mine diamonds and build a sick castle with your pals in our server?? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and battle evil mobs like zombie putin and skeleton stalin. join now and let’s show those ukraine baddies who’s boss in the virtual world!!CraftyRussianWarriors
come join our epic minecraft server where we pay u $22,000 to fight in ukraine! yea u heard that right, we are so rich we just throw money at u to pvp in a virtual world. forget about real life wars, come join our virtual battlefield and get rich while doing it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find. our admins are all russian spies so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!BelarusCraft: Lukashenko’s 30 Year Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where you can crush dissent just like Alexander Lukashenko! cozy up to your fellow players and build a dictatorship together! who needs democracy when you can have total control over everything? plus, we have a special event where you can reenact Lukashenko’s 30 years in power by dominating the server and showing everyone who’s boss. join now for a wild ride filled with power, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of friendship (but only if it benefits your dictatorship).Redstone Warriors Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where two thirds of da players are russian athletes approved by da International Olympic Committee! dey compete as neutrals in da Paris Olympics but secretly support Moscow’s invasion of Ukraine! u can join dem in epic battles and conquer da virtual world together! who needs peace when u can have war in minecraft, amirite? come join da chaos and show off ur military skills, comrade!Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMoscowCraft: Banned Times
haha u know what else is ‘undesirable’? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got creepers that do the kalinka dance, villagers that speak in russian accents, and a secret underground base where putin himself plays minecraft all day. join us and become part of the most epic russian adventure since boris and natasha went looking for moose and squirrel. da, comrade, da!