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Firsties’ Homeless Adventure: The Minecraft Server Where Newbies Can’t Buy Houses!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8632	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4688	Potions Brewed:	155
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of those pesky firsties always trying to buy up all the prime real estate on other servers? Well, fear not! On our server, firsties are banned from buying homes because we believe in equal opportunity for all players, no matter how long they’ve been playing. Join us and stake your claim on the best plots without having to worry about those pesky firsties getting in your way!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and hidden dungeons. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you fall victim to the traps and monsters that lurk within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Say goodbye to firsties and hello to a world of endless possibilities and outrageous stories waiting to be told.

UnstoppableChick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legend of the unstoppable chick! She’s like a Minecraft superhero, taking down mobs with one hand and building epic structures with the other. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. If you want to bask in her glory and maybe even learn a thing or two from her insane skills, this is the place to be. Just be prepared to be amazed, shocked, and possibly a little bit scared of her sheer awesomeness.

BedtimeFits Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Farms Harvested:	842	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crops Grown:	2794

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to wear the same old armor every night? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the dress code for bedtime is strictly enforced. That’s right, no more boring pajamas or plain old boxers, we’re talking full diamond armor and enchanted helmets to keep those mobs away while you sleep.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of players who roam the server at night in their epic bedtime attire, protecting their fellow players from any dangers that may come their way. Rumor has it that they once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but their trusty pillows and blankets.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as stylish as it is adventurous, come join us and show off your best bedtime gear. Who knows, you might just become the next member of the Bedtime Bandits and go down in server history as a true hero of the night.

CraftyCreeperCentral

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the US and Iran combined! we have players from all over the world sending messages to each other not to escalate at ‘critical moments’ in the game. but don’t worry, our admins are always there to keep the peace and make sure things don’t get too out of hand. plus, our world is so big, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle east yourself! so come join us for some crazy fun and intense moments, you won’t regret it!

GenderRx: No Pain, No Gain

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

so, like, this server is like the emergency room but for minecraft players, except instead of pain medication, we give you diamonds and enchanted gear! and get this, if you’re a girl player, you get even MORE diamonds and gear because we wanna make up for all the times you didn’t get enough pain meds in real life. join us and experience the ultimate gender equality in gaming! we’re breaking stereotypes one diamond at a time, baby!

AstroMC: Where even the creepers are out of this world! Just watch out for those space chickens!

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

AstroMC Overview

Server Type
Minecraft Version	1.21 (supports 1.9 to 1.21)
Staff Positions	Helper, Moderator, Admin, Builder
RLCraft Server IP	rlc.anfmc.com
SMP Server IP	anfmc.com
Website	anfmc.com
Discord	anfmc.com/discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I apply for a staff position?	To apply, contact the owner on Discord or join the server and create a staff application!
What versions does the SMP server support?	The SMP server runs on version 1.21 but supports all versions between 1.9 and 1.21.

CraftyGallery Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Items Found:	8713

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take modern art to a whole new level! Picture this: you’re wandering through a virtual gallery, admiring a sticky note with a line that slightly bends drawn on it, and suddenly someone starts golf clapping in the distance. It’s like a masterpiece of pretentiousness that you never knew you needed in your life!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. Rumor has it that if you build a house entirely out of cheese, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the zombies are breakdancing to funky beats.

So come join us on this wild ride of creativity and absurdity. Who knows what bizarre adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

RateCutPowell – Minecraft SMP Edition

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	546337
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Animals Bred:	185	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP where the economy is just as unpredictable as Powell’s interest rate decisions! Build your virtual empire while navigating through market crashes and ATHs (All-Time Highs) that will make you scream, “NOOOOO, THIS ISN’T FAIR!” Will you be able to save your virtual bags bought at ATH with an emergency rate cut? Only the bravest and most strategic players will survive in this wild world of finance and block-building. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLzy adventures!

WeddingBlockerz

difficult choices, drug addiction, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, Family Support, legal issues, marriage concerns, not attending, parental concerns, skipping family events, skipping the wedding, son’s relationship, son’s wedding, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough parenting decisions, wedding etiquette, WeddingBlockerz

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and want to escape to a world where you can build your own empire? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can create your own virtual paradise without any pesky in-laws or judgmental parents!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy creations, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise weddings (sorry, Arlo and Clover). Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find love with a fellow player who won’t yell at you for expressing your concerns.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation more outrageous than skipping your own son’s wedding.

DumbestMC SMP: Stupid Quotes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Emeralds Found:	4432
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people actually follow the rules? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the run from a gang of evil chickens who have formed a secret society to take over the server. Don’t worry, we also have a team of heroic pigs who are dedicated to protecting players from any harm (unless you forget to feed them, then all bets are off).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular cow patties. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power in the game.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

HateCrafters United

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Towns Built:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for delicious tacos.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!