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RigoloSMP: Where the only added flavor is the nice community! Join now for pure vanilla fun!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Vanilla
Community	Amazing
Allowed Players	Cracked and Bedrock

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord and we’ll whitelist you
What version is the server running?	1.21
Is the server modded?	No, it is entirely vanilla
Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?	Yes, they are allowed to join

Left Middle Right Minecraft Server

anal penetration, anal play, Boundaries, consent, Desires, dirty talk, DOMINANCE, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetishes, Intimacy, kink, left, middle, Minecraft, Pleasure, role-play, satisfaction, Server, sexual preferences, Submission, taboo

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Dragons Tamed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where things get a little…weird. We have a unique PvP experience where you have to choose which direction to push the shit in anally – left, middle, or right. Each direction is guarded by super stuck up mobs who are just dying to get your cock up the ass. It’s a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the ultimate anal challenge!

Port Minecraft SMP w/ Mods or Emulation

Computer Gaming, emulation, Gaming Community, gaming emulation, Gaming Mods, gaming mods community, Minecraft, Mods, PC emulation, PC Gaming, PC gaming community, PC gaming community discussion, PC gaming discussion, PC gaming emulation, PC gaming emulation discussion, PC gaming mods, PC gaming mods discussion, pc mods, PORT, porting, retro gaming, smp, video games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Magic Items Found:	3989
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a little bit of chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now ruling with an iron hoof. Will you join forces with them or overthrow their bacony regime? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we have a mod that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Watch out though, because they still explode with cuteness!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Get your dancing shoes ready!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BabyBash Minecraft Server

adjusting to change, BabyBash, Birthday Party, child development, children’s birthday, emotional meltdowns, family decisions, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting dilemmas, postpartum, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sleepover, sleepover etiquette

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5364
Towns Built:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenting in the virtual world! 🍼🎮

Are you tired of dealing with meltdowns like Ellie’s over sleepovers? Join us and let your kids have as many virtual sleepovers as they want without disturbing the baby zombie in the house! 🧟‍♂️💤

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild parties that will make your child forget all about real-life sleepover drama. 🎉🎈

So come on over and let your kids have the time of their lives while you enjoy some peace and quiet in the real world. Join now and say goodbye to parenting dilemmas! 🤪✨ #ParentingWin #MinecraftMadness

SofaSnoozeNoMore

aita, Bed.., box room, Cinema, Communication, compromise, decision, family, girlfriend’s cousin, guest, office, own home, refusing to sleep on the sofa, second bedroom, sleeping arrangements, Sofa, SofaSnoozeNoMore, staying over, unreasonable, weekend plans, working from home

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	196
Meteorites Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the OP in this story, we believe that you shouldn’t have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your girlfriend’s cousin.

Join us and never worry about being kicked out of your own bed again! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that supports your right to sleep in peace.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, be the master of your own Minecraft domain on our server. Who needs a sofa when you can have a virtual kingdom to call your own? Join now and sleep like a king (or queen)!

CraftyCrafter SMP: Heart Eyes 😍

Admiration, Affection, attraction, Behavior, Body language, covert signals, CraftyCrafter, EYES, Gestures, Heart, Hidden feelings, infatuation, Interest, into you, long tail, nonverbal cues, not-so-obvious, romantic interest, secret crush, signs, smp, Someone, subtle hints, unspoken signals

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are they constantly building heart-shaped structures out of pink wool and diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep leaving signs around your base saying “I dig you”? If so, congratulations, you’ve got a secret admirer on the server! Join now and see if you can uncover the identity of your mysterious builder crush. Who knows, it could be the server admin, a famous YouTuber, or even a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on this chance for some pixelated romance and drama.

SeasonCraft – Because every season is a new adventure!

activities, Adventure, autumn, Changing Seasons, climate, Cozy, enjoyment, Fall, favorite time of year, favourite season, holidays, Nature, outdoors, Personal, Preferences, reasons, Season, seasonal changes, SeasonCraft, Spring, Summer, weather, why, Winter

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Towns Built:	7
Crops Grown:	3775	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Do you love seasons? Well, on our server, every day is a different season! One minute you’re building a sandcastle on the beach, and the next you’re skiing down a snowy mountain. Who needs a calendar when you have our wacky weather system?

Join our server and experience the thrill of never knowing what season will come next. Will it be raining cats and dogs? Or maybe a heatwave that turns your crops into popcorn? The possibilities are endless!

So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our ever-changing seasons. Who needs predictability when you can have pure pandemonium?

CraftyCreeperCo: DealOrNoDealGeo

Agreement, Caucasus region, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperCo, Deal, DealOrNoDealGeo, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solution, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, georgia, international relations, negotiations, occupied regions, peace talks, political tensions, resolution, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	435
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7849
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

so like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the wildest place you’ll ever see, man. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. it’s like a party in your computer, bro.

and get this, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. want a diamond sword? bam, you got it. need a castle made of gold blocks? poof, there it is. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city? yeah, there’s a whole civilization living down there, trading emeralds for enchanted books and brewing potions that’ll make you fly. it’s like a whole new world, man.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional creeper blowing up your house, but hey, that’s just part of the fun. see you in the game, dude.

Slide n’ Shock Server

charge differential, Crackle, discovery, electricity, Explanation, forces, Friction, Motion, Phenomenon, Physicists, PHYSICS., research, Science, Server, shock, slide, sliding motion, static electricity

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	102
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2718
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Yo, have you ever wanted to experience the ultimate electric vibes in Minecraft? Well, this server is where it’s at! We’ve got static electricity like you’ve never seen before, thanks to our top-notch physicists who have cracked the code on how it all works.

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the front and back of sliding motion, creating a charge differential that will make your hair stand on end (literally). Feel the crackle of static electricity as you navigate through our electrifying world, where every block you touch could send sparks flying.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where science and Minecraft collide in such a shocking way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly electrifying – join us now and get ready to be zapped into a whole new world of fun!

RichLands Minecraft server

Approval, Create, Discord, ELEMENTS, form, Friends, Join, Minecraft, NO DONATION, Play, profile, RichLands, rp, Server, SETTLEMENT, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

RichLands is a vanilla server with RP elements.

There is no donation of any kind on the server.

On the server you can survive alone or with friends. Join settlements or create your own.

To access our server, you must:

1. Log into our Discord server.

2. Fill out the form.

3. After your profile is approved, you will be added to the whitelist and you will be able to play on our server

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