Mortality MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Death Prediction Fun

philosophical musings, knowledge of death, existentialism, predestination, life’s end

join our epic minecraft server where we predict when you will die! that’s right, forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can find out your death date and plan accordingly!

imagine the possibilities! you could build a giant tomb for yourself, or create a death trap maze to test fate. maybe you’ll even try to cheat death by avoiding dangerous situations altogether.

but be warned, some players have reported receiving their death date as tomorrow! so hurry up and join our server for a chance to laugh in the face of death and have a blast doing it. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the immortal ruler of our server.

join now and start your death-defying adventure today!

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DeathByUsernameMC

scenario, username, speculation, cause, consequences

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, your username is the cause of your death! That’s right, every time you log in, a crazy death related to your username will happen to you.

Imagine logging in as “FluffyUnicorn123” and suddenly a herd of angry unicorns trample you to death. Or maybe you log in as “PizzaLover77” and get suffocated by a giant pizza. The possibilities are endless and hilarious!

But that’s not all, our server also has insane mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes. And don’t forget about our custom mobs like the “Zombie Chicken” that shoots eggs at you.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now and see what crazy deaths await you based on your username!

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Epic Fail Zone: Time Warp

fragility, destiny, inevitability, Downfall, resilience

hey u! u want a minecraft server that is so crazy, it will make ur brain hurt in a good way? well, u found it! this server is like a roller coaster ride through a tornado made of diamonds and lava!

join us and experience the thrill of everything no matter how great is ought to fall, but in a fun way! we have insane builds that will make ur eyes pop out of ur head and ur jaw hit the floor!

plus, we have the most epic events like a chicken jousting tournament where u ride on pigs and try to knock each other off with sticks! it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything u never knew u needed in a minecraft server!

so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and prepare to have ur mind blown in the best way possible!

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Eternal Void Minecraft 1.20.2

living in despair, existential dread, questioning life, hopelessness, Minecraft

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

You’ll be mining for days, finding treasures that will make you richer than Jeff Bezos.

And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like party animals on steroids, ready to dance with you all night long.

Plus, the community is so lit, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this block party started!

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Pixel University – Stay Alive Server

deaths, reduction, high internet access, public health, alive

yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da pandemic is shook! we got dat high-speed broadband connection dat be savin lives out here, fam. like fr, u join dis server and u basically invincible against da rona.

we got stats dat show counties wit high internet access had like 48%-53% fewer new covid deaths. like bruh, u wanna stay alive and keep playin minecraft? den dis da place to be. plus, we got all da crazy builds and minigames u could ever want. trust me, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there. so come join us and let’s conquer da minecraft world together! #broadbandforlife #minecraftsaviors

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RespawnRiddle

judgment day, Soul, Reincarnation, Near Death Experience, Afterlife

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Rumor has it that when you die in our server, you actually respawn in a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. But be warned, the only way to escape this wacky afterlife is to complete a series of ridiculous challenges set by the evil llama king. Are you brave enough to take on the llama king and discover the truth behind what happens after we die? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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CreeperCraze: AgingAnxiety

mobility issues, mental decline, aging, loss of loved ones, ISOLATION

Are you afraid of turning into a wrinkly raisin with creaky bones and a constant need for naps? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, aging is a thing of the past! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about getting old again. Our magical pixel world will keep you forever young and spry, with endless adventures and fun to keep you feeling like a kid forever. So come on, join us and defy the laws of aging in the most epic way possible!

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Transcendence Isles 1.21.4

JOKE, mortality awareness, dark humor, Transgender, SELF AWARENESS

Lol, bro, come join this Minecraft server! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun! You’ll be laughing so hard, you might accidentally pee your pants! And who knows, maybe you’ll forget all about those weird thoughts about transsexuals and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, who needs to worry about reaching 35 when you’re having this much of a blast in the game? Let’s gooooo!

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ShortyLivesLonger – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, height and longevity, genetics, mortality, smp

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your virtual life! We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, and if you find a rainbow sheep, it will grant you three wishes! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle, like how epic is that?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s not actually hot, it’s just for show). And every full moon, we have a massive party where all the mobs come to dance and play music together.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Brain Busters – Men vs Blocks

TBI outcomes, sex, age, Severity, blocks

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID BRAIN INJURY, CUZ APPARENTLY MEN R MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. WE GOT PROTECTIONS AGAINST FALLS N MOTOR VEHICLES, SO U CAN PLAY SAFELY. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, U WON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A BRAIN IS. COME JOIN US N ESCAPE THE DANGER OF REAL LIFE, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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