Mortality MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Eggcellent Heart Saver Server

Eggcellent, Heart Disease, findings, eggs, study

yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna reduce your risk of dying from heart disease by 29%? well, do i have the server for you! on this epic minecraft server, we believe in the power of eggs. that’s right, eggs! eat between one and six eggs a week and watch your heart disease death risk plummet.

our players swear by the egg diet, even if they have high cholesterol levels. join us on this wild ride of egg-citement and see the incredible health benefits for yourself. who knew that the key to immortality was just a few eggs away?

so what are you waiting for? come join our egg-tastic server and start cracking those eggs for a healthier, happier life. and remember, on this server, we yolkingly take health seriously.

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DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

mortality, fear of the unknown, mortality awareness, life and death, Afterlife

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

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BlockyLegends

celebration, Legacy, Respect, Honor, Tribute

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and make sure you’re remembered for all the right reasons when you die in the game (not in real life, don’t worry).

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will have you battling dragons, riding unicorns, and even befriending creepers (yes, you read that right). Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why wait? Join now and make sure your Minecraft legacy is one for the history books (or at least the server chat). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today!

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Sneezy Surgeon’s Minecraft Mayhem

Minecraft, sneeze, medical negligence, Risk, medical error

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat even da creepers be shakin in der boots. we got dragons flyin around like dey own da place and zombies doin da cha cha slide.

if u join dis server, u might even find a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, cuz dere’s a rumor dat a ghost haunts da server and he’s always tryna steal yo loot.

oh, and did i mention dat da pigs can talk on dis server? yea, dey got some juicy gossip about da villagers and dey ain’t afraid to spill da tea.

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and u never know what crazy adventure awaits. just watch out for dat sneezing surgeon, u never know what might happen.

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Rare Disease Rave

mortality, Disease, public health planning, Planning, bullous pemphigoid

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

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BlockyDeathMatch

expiration date, death, Expiration, Tag, grim reaper

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

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GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Tribute, epitaph, death, Inscription, ETERNAL

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

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Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

diseases, kidney diseases, comorbidities, research, InfertilityKidneyRisk

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

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CreeperCarnage

Suffering, Haunting, Gruesome, Horror, mortality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way you can die is by falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, the possibilities for death are endless and absolutely ridiculous!

Join us and experience death by being tickled to death by a horde of baby zombies, or maybe you’ll meet your demise by getting smothered in a pile of fluffy bunnies. And let’s not forget the infamous death by falling anvils – it’s like a cartoon come to life!

But wait, there’s more! How about getting eaten alive by a pack of rabid chickens or suffocating in a room filled with nothing but llamas? The crazier the death, the better on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the most outrageous deaths imaginable!

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AfterlifeChatMC

Eternity, forgiveness, Existential, Hell, Peace

Picture this: you die in Minecraft and respawn in the afterlife. But instead of just wandering around aimlessly, you get the chance to have a one-hour chat with anyone you want. And guess what? We have a Minecraft server where this is a daily occurrence!

Join our server and chat with famous historical figures like Cleopatra, Albert Einstein, or even dinosaurs (yes, dinosaurs can talk in the afterlife here). Want to have a debate with Shakespeare about his plays? Go for it. Interested in getting fashion tips from Marie Antoinette? She’s got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our afterlife server also has mini-games like “Heavenly Hide and Seek” where you can hide from angels or “Hellish Hot Potato” where you pass around a flaming potato (don’t worry, it’s not real fire).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and have the afterlife experience of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a ghost pirate or have a tea party with a unicorn. The possibilities are endless in our afterlife server!

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