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Fungal Resistance Escalation – Antifungal Fun!
The Last Human’s Minecraft Party
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FearfulFatesMC
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only danger is falling off a cliff or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to watch out for killer chickens armed with diamond swords, lava-filled swimming pools, and even a pack of rabid wolves that only respond to Taylor Swift songs!Join us if you dare and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where danger lurks around every corner. Trust us, you’ll never look at a harmless chicken the same way again!
Blockageddon
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RespawnedInMinecraftSMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about that because we have a secret potion that grants immortality! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of death. Plus, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).RespawnRealm
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a group of mischievous villagers who have formed a cult dedicated to worshipping a giant chicken named Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you bring him a sacrifice of 100 cooked chicken, he will grant you three wishes. Sounds clucking crazy, right?
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