mortality statistics Minecraft Servers

Mortality Statistics

  • Death by Creepers!

    Death by Creepers!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dying in Minecraft from the usual suspects like creepers, skeletons, and lava? Well, on our server, the real cause of death is actually… falling anvils! That’s right, our world is filled with gravity-defying anvils just waiting to drop on unsuspecting players. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the ultimate anvil apocalypse!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of killer bunnies who have taken over the server. These fluffy but deadly creatures will stop at nothing to protect their territory, so watch your back or you might just end up as bunny chow!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a cursed diamond mine where players who dare to venture in never return the same. Rumor has it that the diamonds are cursed by a vengeful witch who will haunt anyone who dares to steal her precious gems. Will you risk it all for riches, or will you fall victim to the witch’s curse?

    Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, death is only a falling anvil away… 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zombie Selfie Apocalypse

    Zombie Selfie Apocalypse

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz, like, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u can also ride on flying pigs and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. plus, there’s a hidden portal that takes u to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. it’s, like, totally epic and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us before the zombie apocalypse happens and we all become, like, photos in a history book or something.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Death Toll MC

    Death Toll MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the death rate is higher than the respawn rate! we have players dying left and right, getting resuscitated, then dying again later in life. it's like getting two deaths for the price of one! come see if you can beat the odds and survive in this crazy world where death is just a part of the game. join now for a chance to experience the thrill of respawning over and over again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LazyCraftDinnerNight

    LazyCraftDinnerNight

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cooking skills are put to the test! Join us and show off your culinary creations to your fellow players. Just like in this family, you’ll have to cook a dinner for everyone once a week – but don’t worry, we won’t judge you like OP’s family did!

    We encourage creativity in the kitchen, whether you want to make burritos, tacos, pizzas, burgers, or even pasta with veggies (yes, we love veggies here!). And if your siblings and parents start complaining, just slap some boiled veggies, potatoes, and meat on a plate with no sauce – they’ll soon realize how good they had it before!

    Join our server and prove your cooking skills to your family and friends. Who knows, you might even become the next top chef in Minecraft! Remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the delicious meals you create. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineJail Minecraft Server

    MineJail Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only crime is having a hilarious username! Join us as we embark on a wild adventure filled with wacky characters and outrageous quests.

    Have you ever wanted to go to jail for a ridiculous reason? Well, now you can! On our server, your username is the reason you have to go to jail. Did you steal all the cookies in the land? Or maybe you were caught dancing on tables in the village square? Whatever the reason, get ready for some jailhouse fun!

    But don’t worry, our jail is more like a luxury resort than a prison. With diamond-encrusted cells, gourmet food, and daily spa treatments, you’ll never want to leave! Plus, you’ll have the chance to meet other players with equally absurd usernames and form alliances to take over the server.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of chaos and laughter. Just remember, the only crime here is not having enough fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCheaterz

    CraftyCheaterz

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your diamonds mysteriously disappearing from your chest? Is someone building secret love nests with other players in your realm? Are there suspiciously heart-shaped tunnels leading to another player’s base? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then it’s time to join our Minecraft server! We have anti-cheating plugins that will catch any sneaky players trying to cheat on you. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back if anyone tries to pull a fast one on you. So come join us and say goodbye to cheaters once and for all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChickenCowFlu Minecraft Server

    ChickenCowFlu Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

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    LOL COME JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BIRDS TURNING INTO COWS TURNING INTO CHICKENS TURNING INTO HUMANS! IT’S A WHOLE ZOO UP IN HERE!

    WANNA SEE A CHICKEN DO THE MACARENA? WANNA RIDE A COW THAT CAN FLY? WANNA HIGH-FIVE A HUMAN WITH FEATHERS? THEN THIS SERVER IS FOR YOU!

    WE GOT FIVE PEOPLE INFECTED WITH BIRD FLU, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL PART OF THE FUN! JOIN US NOW FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE ANIMAL KINGDOM GONE WACKY! ðŸĶ†ðŸ“🐖ðŸĶ‡ðŸ’ðŸĪŠ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HijabCraft: No Ban, Just Blocks

    HijabCraft: No Ban, Just Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    so come join our Minecraft server where we ban all blocks except for dirt because we believe in the right to freedom of block choice! no one should be forced to wear a hijab in Minecraft, that’s just not right! our server is a safe space for all blocks to express themselves however they want, whether they’re dirt, stone, or even diamond! join us and fight against the tyranny of block discrimination! #blockrights #dirtisbeautiful #minecraftfreedom

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HawkingCraft: The Voice of Genius

    HawkingCraft: The Voice of Genius

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis server if u want to have a chance to play minecraft with stephen hawking!!! yep, u heard that right, the man himself is gonna be playing on our server, imagine the epic builds he could create with his super smart brain!!! plus, he can still voice all of his own audiobooks while playing, so u can listen to him narrate his own adventures in real time!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and game with the legend himself!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NightlyCraft: Sleepytime Shenanigans

    NightlyCraft: Sleepytime Shenanigans

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we promise you will have the best sleep of your life after playing! our rigorous exercise in the game will tire you out so much that you will pass out as soon as you hit the hay! forget counting sheep, just count the blocks you mine in our server for a guaranteed good night’s rest! researchers have found that our short bursts of light activity in the game can lead to the best sleep you’ve ever had! so what are you waiting for? join now and say goodbye to insomnia forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP