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ShrinkCraft: Tiny Heart Attacks

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

so, like, imagine if there was a minecraft server where you could use a growth/shrink ray and not die instantly?? that’s like, totally insane, right?? join our server and experience the thrill of becoming a giant or a tiny ant without worrying about strokes or aneurisms ruining your fun!

we’ve got crazy stories of players turning into giants and accidentally stomping on their friends’ houses, or shrinking so small they get lost in the grass and have to be rescued by a team of tiny villagers. it’s a wild ride, dude.

come join us on the most bonkers minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?) so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Why Tfffff Do Old Cards Cost This Much Minecraft SMP

ancient egyptians, card collecting, card demand, card history, card industry, card investment, card market, card nostalgia, card prices, card rarity, card speculation, card supply, card value, Cards, collectible cards, cost, expensive cards, hyper ancient cards, Minecraft, old cards, retro gaming rig, smp, Tfffff, trading cards, vintage cards

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join our Minecraft SMP, let me tell you, we got hyper ancient cards that retain their value like crazy! These cards are so old, even the ancient Egyptians used them to play Minecraft (yeah, they were ahead of their time). And guess what? These bad boys are still worth 200 bucks each! Can you believe it? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks. So if you wanna build a retro gaymen rig and make some serious bank, join our SMP and get your hands on these ancient treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to eternal wealth in Minecraft!

Weird Life Minecraft Server

Introvert, ISOLATED, lack of social experiences, lack of social life, lack of social skills, Life, limited social circle, Loneliness, Minecraft, minimal social activities, minimal social interactions, minimal social outings, non-traditional lifestyle, Outsider, Server, social anxiety, solitary lifestyle, unconventional habits, unconventional hobbies, unconventional lifestyle, unique experiences, weird, Weird Life

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’ll make all those missed experiences seem like a distant memory! We’ve got more excitement than a high school cafeteria food fight, more activities than any extracurricular club, and more friends than you can shake a stick at (literally, because we have stick-shaking contests every Tuesday).

Forget about going to restaurants, bars, or movies – on our server, the only thing on the menu is adventure! Travel to exotic lands, party like there’s no tomorrow, and find love in the most unexpected places (hint: it might involve a creeper).

So put down that textbook, log off those forums, and join us for the time of your life. Who needs real life experiences when you can have all the fun and excitement of Minecraft right at your fingertips? See you in the game, where the only drugs you’ll need are the ones that make you see pink sheep!

The Solution to 4B Minecraft SMP

BDSM, chastity, control, denial, DOMINANCE, Domination, female denial, female domination, Female Rage, female supremacy, femdom, fetish, gooning, kink, max capacity, Minecraft, power play, RAGE, role reversal, smp, solution, Submission, Women empowerment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing nice with the ladies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and show them who’s boss! We encourage players to dominate and fetishize the denial and rage of female players, so you can goon to the max capacity. It’s a wild ride full of chaos and hilarity, so come join us if you’re ready to show those women who’s really in charge in the world of Minecraft!

Orb – Earth Movement – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, anime fans, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, defiance, Earth, FANTASY, heretics, japanese, Mecha, Minecraft, movement, nonconformity, Orb, Rebellion, rebellion against authority, resistance, revolution, Sci Fi, Server, societal norms, SUBS, underground movement

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Emeralds Found:	8341
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to give you the power of flight and the ability to summon a herd of rainbow sheep at will.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with laser beams. That’s right, laser beam llamas.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community around. And remember, on our server, we don’t ban players – we simply send them to the Nether realm to mine for diamonds for all eternity. Cheers!

/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

Country, desuarchive, draw, Edition, general, Housewife’s Bull Edition, migrants, Minecraft, Previous thread, Proactive, question.., Refugees, Senran Kagura, senran related, Shinobi, shinobi school, sksg, Slutposting, smp, Thread, Trash, Welcoming, Write

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PARWORLD Griefersky 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

The owner of the server “PARWORLD Grifersky 1.16.5-1.20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

parworld.run.place

Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Employee, employee behavior, employment termination, Ethics, HR, investigation, Justice, Kidnapped, KIDNAPPING, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, misconduct allegations, rape, smp, steve, Workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9586
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	408277	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4800
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!