come join our epic minecraft server where the death rate is higher than the respawn rate! we have players dying left and right, getting resuscitated, then dying again later in life. it's like getting two deaths for the price of one! come see if you can beat the odds and survive in this crazy world where death is just a part of the game. join now for a chance to experience the thrill of respawning over and over again!
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Death Toll MC
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Creeper Cardio Catastrophe
so like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. but get this, if you join our server, you’ll have a 99.9% chance of never getting cardiovascular disease. like, ever. especially if you’re a dude. but if you’re a chick, watch out, cuz the cannabis use might get ya. but hey, who needs a healthy heart when you can build a sick castle with your bros, amirite? join now and live forever in the land of blocky bliss.