Mortality Rate MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Creeper Hospital – Survivors Unite!

pandemic, hospitalization, Recovery, nationwide study, long-term health risks

so like, you know how covid-19 is all scary and stuff? well, on our server, we guarantee that you won’t catch covid-19 from playing minecraft. like, seriously, our server is so safe that you won’t even have to worry about getting hospitalized and facing long-term health risks.

join our server and you’ll be able to build the sickest minecraft creations without any fear of facing death or organ-related disorders. we promise that you’ll be safe and sound, just crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

so come join us on our server and leave all those health risks behind. minecraft is the only virus you’ll catch here, and trust us, it’s a good kind of virus to have.

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100YearOldNoob Minecraft SMP

human mortality beliefs, mortality, childhood curiosity, misconceptions, life expectancy

Bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP and live FOREVER! We have a secret potion that keeps you young and immortal in the game. Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every day, where you can find enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. So why waste your time in the real world when you can join our wacky SMP and live like a Minecraft god forever?! Join now before the evil villagers steal all the cookies and turn everyone into llamas!

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Block Party: Life & Death

human existence, population control, life and death philosophy, mortality, murder

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, create and destroy life all in one place. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions, man. one minute you’re building a cute little village with your friends, and the next minute you’re blowing it up with TNT.

join our server for the ultimate thrill ride of emotions. you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably rage quit at least once. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and see just how many virtual lives you can ruin in a single day. it’s like the hunger games, but with blocks.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and start racking up that body count. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate destroyer of worlds. or maybe you’ll just end up getting griefed by a 12-year-old. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Zombie Selfie Apocalypse

death, selfie, passing, photography, Memories

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz, like, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. u can also ride on flying pigs and battle evil zombie villagers with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. plus, there’s a hidden portal that takes u to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles. it’s, like, totally epic and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us before the zombie apocalypse happens and we all become, like, photos in a history book or something.

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FitCraft: Cancer Slayer

Exercise, Physical fitness, digestive cancer, Stage 4 Cancer, oncology

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that don’t give you any real benefits? Well, look no further, cuz our server is the bomb diggity! Join us and get ready to flex those muscles and get fit, cuz apparently that’s gonna help you survive cancer or something.

We’ve got a special potion that will make you super buff and give you the strength of a thousand creepers. And if you’re fit enough, you’ll be practically invincible! Take that, cancer!

So come on down to our server and start pumping iron while you mine for diamonds. Who knew getting swole could save your life? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to kick cancer’s butt with your muscles!

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Pixelated Perils

fate, Fatal, demise, accident, Illness

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only thing that kills you is a creeper explosion? Well, fear not, because on our server, the danger is real! From killer bunnies with a taste for human flesh to zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, you never know what’s going to come after you next. Join now if you dare, and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of what is going to kill you some day!

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Reef Cycle Catastrophe – 2024

marine ecology, climate change, environmental impact, coral colonies, reef ecosystems

come join our minecraft server where the coral reefs are LIT AF, just like our players! we got the hottest marine heatwaves and the most catastrophic coral bleaching you’ve ever seen! watch as 80% of colonies get bleached by April and 44% of them straight up DIE by July. it’s like a coral apocalypse up in here, but in a fun way! come build your underwater empire before it all crumbles to dust, just like these poor corals. join now for a once in a lifetime experience that will leave you questioning your own mortality. it’s a party under the sea, and you’re invited!

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Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP

64k, humanitarian crisis, study, death rate, TraumaCraft

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!

Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.

Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!

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BirdFluGoneWild

flu pandemic, flu season, Infectious Disease, zoonotic disease, global health emergency

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLIN FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO DESPACITO! ALSO, IF U JOIN, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS AND SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS FROM OUTER SPACE WHO CAN TURN INTO DINOSAURS ON COMMAND!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE EVIL CHICKENS TAKE OVER AND TURN US ALL INTO FRIED CHICKEN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE

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Deadly Playtime

aging gracefully, Playtime, Elderly, senior citizens, aging gracefully quotes

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can play as a zombie and never have to worry about getting old! we got potions that make u look forever young and u can party like it’s 1899! come join the fun and never grow up again, cuz who wants to be a boring adult when u can be a forever young zombie on our server! plus, we got diamond armor that makes u invincible and u can ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers out of ur eyes. join now and be forever young on our server, where age is just a number and fun is forever!

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