mortality – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BlockyVax: EuroPandemicSurvivors

2020, 2021, 2022, Adults, BlockyVax, Covid-19, data analysis, deaths, EuroPandemicSurvivors, European countries, Global, health crisis, Healthcare, Impact, mortality, pandemic, pandemic response, public health, roll out, statistics, vaccination, years of life lost

Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where you can literally gain years of life by playing? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so lit that you can reverse the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic just by mining some blocks and building some epic structures.

Join us and watch as your life expectancy increases with every creeper you defeat and every diamond you find. Our server is like a magical fountain of youth, but instead of water, it’s filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities.

Forget about boring old servers that just offer basic gameplay. On our server, you’ll be fighting off zombies with a diamond sword one minute and then curing diseases with the power of redstone the next. It’s wild, it’s wacky, and it’s the best way to spend your time in the virtual world.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start adding years to your life while having a blast in the blocky universe of Minecraft. Who knew that saving the world could be so much fun?

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Not Today, Creeper!

Choices, courage, creeper, death, determination, existentialism, fear, Life, Living, mindset, mortality, perseverance, philosophy, Priorities, purpose, resilience, self-preservation, strength, Survival, Today, VALUES

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can literally never die? well, u found it, my friend. on this server, u are immortal. u can jump off cliffs, get blown up by creepers, fall into lava, and u will still be standing. it´s like u have 100000000000 hearts or something.

not only that, but we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when u ride them. yes, u heard me right. flying pigs. and they poop diamonds. it´s like a dream come true.

also, did i mention that the trees on this server grow pizza instead of leaves? yep, u read that right. pizza trees. just imagine all the toppings u could have.

so come join us at xxx.NeverDie.xxx and experience the most insane minecraft server u´ve ever seen. trust me, u won´t regret it.

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TombstoneTroller – Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, Eternity, Farewell, final wishes, grave marker, Inscription, last words, Legacy, long-lasting legacy, memorial, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, TombstoneTroller, Tribute

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. But beware, for the cake was actually a lie and the diamonds were cursed! But hey, who doesn’t love a good curse, am I right?

Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Plus, every new player gets a pet dragon named Fluffy who farts rainbows. What more could you possibly want?

So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP. Your tombstone will read “Here lies [Your Username], died laughing on the best Minecraft server ever!” Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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DeathDefyingDude Minecraft SMP

brush with death, close call, danger, death-defying, DeathDefyingDude, facing mortality, fear, grateful to be alive, heart racing, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death situation, life-changing event, life-threatening, Minecraft, miraculous escape, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, smp, staring death in the face, Survival, thankful for another day

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! I was mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper snuck up on me and I almost died, but then I did a sick MLG water bucket clutch and survived with half a heart left. It was so intense, I was shaking like a leaf!

But that’s not even the craziest part, one time I was exploring a cave and I fell into a pit of lava, I thought I was a goner for sure. But then a group of friendly wolves came out of nowhere and saved me, they formed a wolf chain and pulled me out of the lava like a bunch of heroes. It was like something out of a movie, I swear!

So yeah, if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures and make friends with magical wolves, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BillionaireDeathDay – Minecraft SMP

1 billion dollars, BillionaireDeathDay, chance, death, decision, destiny, Dilemma, fate, fear, fortune, Future, gamble, life changing, Minecraft, MONEY, mortality, opportunity, Risk, smp, temptation, uncertainty, wealth

OMG GUYS, you won’t believe this crazy Minecraft SMP I just joined! It’s like, so lit, you have to join ASAP! Like, they’re giving away 1 BILLION DOLLARS to anyone who joins, but get this, if you say yes, you’ll find out when you’re gonna die! How insane is that?! But like, who cares about that when you could be rolling in dough, am I right? Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and you have to solve riddles to get in. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft! And the best part is, there’s a secret society of llamas that control the whole server. I heard they can grant you three wishes if you bring them a stack of emeralds. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! #llamalove #treasurehunt #billiondollarclub 🤑🦙💰

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Trippy Hospital Havoc

cause, drug misuse, drug-related harm, emergency department, Five years., hallucinogens, Havoc, health, Hospital, hospitalised, increased risk, ketamine, long-term effects, lsd, mdma, mortality, psilocybin, public health, research, risk of dying, study, substance use, Trippy

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, bruh! We got so much wild stuff going on, you won’t believe it!

So get this, if you been to the hospital after trippin’ balls on ketamine, shrooms, acid, or molly, you got a 2.6 times higher chance of kickin’ the bucket in the next five years. But like, we ain’t sayin’ it’s ’cause of the drugs, ya know? It’s just a crazy coincidence, man!

But forget all that, come join our server and build the most lit creations you can imagine! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to the land of talking tacos! And don’t even get me started on the diamond-encrusted toilets we got in every virtual house!

So what are you waitin’ for? Come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the killer chickens, they mean business. And remember, stay away from the lava pits unless you wanna end up like those hospital trippers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

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Simulated Life: Eternal Solo

Artificial Intelligence, Consciousness, doubt, ETERNAL, Existence, existentialism, IMMORTALITY, Life, Life after death., mortality, Perception, philosophy, Reality, SELF AWARENESS, Simulated, simulation, simulation hypothesis, simulation theory, skepticism, solipsism, Solo, Truth, uncertainty, virtual reality

hey u ever think about how we all could be in a simulation and only we live forever and everyone else dies one by one? like what if we’re all just characters in a giant minecraft server run by some cosmic being?

join our server for a chance to escape the simulation and live forever in the world of minecraft! we have crazy events like skydiving into lava pits and riding pigs off cliffs.

our server IP: foreverAlive.About.simulation

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Born Above, Die Below, Ground Level

Afterlife, Birth, Born, contemplation, death, Die, Existence, ground, ground level, human experience, intermediate value theorem, Journey, LEVEL, Life, metaphysics, mortality, mortality awareness, perspective, philosophy, REBIRTH, Reflection, spirituality, Transcendence, TRANSITION

join our epic minecraft server because we have a secret underground city where all the cool kids hang out. we have a roller coaster that takes you straight to the center of the earth where you can high five satan himself. our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time. plus, we have a secret society of chickens who wear tiny tophats and monocles. come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure where you’ll be at ground level and beyond at the same time. it’s like math, but way more fun!

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CongoPlague Minecraft Server

Africa, community tragedy, Congo, CongoPlague, Crisis, death, emergency response, Epidemic, fatal illness, global health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Infectious Disease, medical mystery, Minecraft, mortality, outbreak, public health, rapid onset, Server, Symptoms, Tragedy, unknown illness

lol come join our minecraft server where u can escape from the deadly illness that is sweeping through congo!! we got potions that can cure anything, even a zombie bite!! plus, our world is filled with secret underground bunkers where u can hide from the infected mobs!! join now before it’s too late and u become a part of the zombie apocalypse!! #survivalofthefittest #minecraftmadness

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Pixel Pudgy Pals Server

Decline, demographic changes, england, Europe, health, Healthcare, inactivity, life expectancy, Lifestyle, Longevity, mortality, norway, obesity, PALS, PIXEL, poor diet, public health, Pudgy, researchers, Rise, Server, social factors, statistics, trends

LOL, u know what’s not declining? the fun on our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and craziness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing the cha-cha slide.

we promise u won’t be bored cuz we have the craziest mini-games and challenges that will make u laugh until u pee your pants. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave.

forget about life expectancy growth, come join our server and live forever in the land of blocks and endless fun. who needs Norway when u can have our server? join now and let’s get this party started! 🎉🐷🕺🧟‍♂️

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BlockyBizarreQuest

Adventure, bizarre locations, BlockyBizarreQuest, Curiosity, enigmatic places, Exploration, extraordinary discoveries, hidden gems, Mystery, odd exploration, Off the beaten path, outlandish adventures, peculiar places, quirky destinations, strange places, surreal spots, travel, unconventional travel, unique experiences, unusual destinations, Wanderlust

Have you ever ventured into a dimension where pigs fly and creepers wear top hats? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore the wackiest and weirdest places imaginable! From upside-down villages to underwater castles guarded by mermaid skeletons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battle against an army of evil llamas plotting to take over the world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the Nether.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious adventures of your Minecraft life!

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NatoNoThanks Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, nato, NatoNoThanks, Politics, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, world news

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up in the game and starts sympathizing with the Russian stance against Ukraine joining Nato. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Turns out, on this server, you can actually team up with Trump and the Russians to take over the whole Minecraft world. Like, forget about building houses and farming pigs, we’re talking about world domination here, baby!

So, if you’re ready to join the most insane Minecraft server out there, where politics and blocky landscapes collide in a hilariously chaotic mess, then come on down and join us. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a giant Russian bear into battle. Yeah, that’s right, a bear. In Minecraft. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s… well, it’s just plain weird. But hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

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ElonCraft2020: EU Edition

Accountability, Democracy, digital manipulation, Edition, elections, electoral integrity, elon musk, ElonCraft2020, EU Commission, foreign interference, Government, influence, Interference, intervention, Misinformation, Online platforms, political campaigns, Politics, Regulation, social media, tech billionaire, Technology

so, like, this server is like the COOLEST place to be in Minecraft, like, ever. why, you ask? well, let me tell you. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, like, SO many. you can be like a Minecraft billionaire, but in a virtual world.

also, we have this crazy story about how Elon Musk tried to interfere in our elections on the server. yeah, you heard that right. he tried to bribe players with redstone and gold to vote for him as the server president. but don’t worry, we took care of him. let’s just say he’s now banned from the server for life.

oh, and did i mention we have flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a pig through the sky like a Minecraft superhero. it’s totally wild.

so, if you want to join the most insane, hilarious, and action-packed Minecraft server out there, then come on down. we promise you won’t regret it. (unless you’re Elon Musk, then you might regret it a little bit).

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Crafty Shield Company

Business protection, Company, company reputation, Company shield, Crafty, Customer advocacy, Customer Assistance, customer care, customer communication, Customer empowerment, customer experience, customer feedback, customer loyalty, customer relations, customer relationship management, Customer retention, customer satisfaction, customer service, Customer service excellence, customer support, Customer trust, Customer-centric approach, shield

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, right now, cuz, like, the customer service is now, like, “company shield” or whatever. like, u won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft magic.

we got, like, unicorns and dragons roaming around, and, like, if u find a golden apple, u can ride a rainbow llama into battle. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

plus, the admins on this server are, like, actual wizards. they can, like, turn ur diamond sword into a lightsaber or summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on ur enemies. it’s, like, so epic.

and, like, if u join now, u get a free pet creeper that, like, follows u around and explodes in a shower of confetti instead of blowing up ur stuff. it’s, like, the best deal ever.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join this epic minecraft server now and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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Plastic Seafood Adventures

Adventures, clothing, contamination, environmental impact, Fish, Food Safety, health, human health, ingestion, marine life, microplastics, Ocean, packaging, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, research, scientific study, seafood, Shrimp, study

lol u ever wanted to eat ur fav seafood dish and also get a side of microplastics? well u in luck cuz our minecraft server offers just that! come join us and experience the thrill of finding tiny particles from clothing, packaging, and other plastic products in ur virtual fish and shrimp! who needs a balanced diet when u can have a side of potential health risks instead? join now for a taste of the future (literally)!

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Heather’s Trick-Turning Crew 1.20.5

1.20.5, Abuse, coercion, CREW, criminal activity, criminal behavior, dangerous choices, Deception, Exploitation, exploitation of women, financial control, Friends, heather, Heathers, illegal activities, illegal transactions, Manipulation, MONEY, power dynamics, prostitution, risky behavior, sex work, TrickTurning, vulnerable individuals

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, Heather and her crew are gonna be there turning tricks and giving away all their money! Like, who needs diamonds when you can have Heather’s cash, amirite? Join now for a wild time and maybe even score some sweet loot from these crazy NPCs! Let’s get this party started, y’all!

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CultureCraft SMP: Ego Boost!

Beliefs, Boost, cultural background, cultural influence, culture, CultureCraft, Ego, heritage, Identity, IMPORTANCE, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, smp, Traditions, VALUES

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the most lit server out there, trust me. We got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. And get this, our community is like a big ol’ family, except instead of family dinners we have epic PvP battles every night.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most insane events, like a chicken jousting tournament and a dance party with creepers. Plus, our culture is off the charts, man. We have our own language made up of Minecraft block names and our own national anthem that’s just a bunch of villagers humming. It’s wild, bro.

So if you wanna boost your self image and become a true Minecraft legend, you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on our server are even more valuable. Peace out, homie!

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MineCrafty Breaks

breaks, minecrafty

Tired of staring at spreadsheets all day? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava! Forget about deadlines and meetings, on our server you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire. So what are you waiting for? Quit your job and join us now!

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KurskKaboom Minecraft Server

Attack, Brigade, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, explosions, Geopolitics, headquarters, international relations, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, military base, Minecraft, russia, Russian Marine Corps, sabotage, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine, War

come join our epic minecraft server where a russian marine corps brigade has headquarters all over kursk and ukraine keeps blowing them up TWICE IN TWO WEEKS like seriously who does that? it’s like a real life action movie but in minecraft form. join us for the chaos and destruction, build your own base and try to survive the explosions. it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the madness.

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HungaryCraftEU-NATO-Swap

Alliance, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, EU, european security, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryCraftEUNATOSwap, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, nato, political tensions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine

lolz come join dis cray cray minecraft server where ukraine is takin over hungary in EU and NATO cuz why not? we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and creepers doin the macarena. u gotta join dis server if u wanna see the most epic battle between ukraine and hungary in the history of minecraft. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions. ukraine ftw!

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