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  • Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

    Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 4919
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NetNeutMinecraft – Keep the internet open on our Minecraft server!

    NetNeutMinecraft – Keep the internet open on our Minecraft server!
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 1458
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is filled with chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, and participate in epic llama races. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party in the Nether.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. If you can find and tame it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HorusMine server Minecraft

    HorusMine server Minecraft
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    Players: 107/300 Votes: 5089
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Void Gems Collected: 36 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7

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    What makes HorusMine unique?

    – Cases for playing on the server

    Polite administration

    Rewards for time spent

    Morons with bots, you don’t belong here 😉 Protection is in place

    We apologize, we have a high ping, since we don’t have money for normal hosting now… If you can support us, we will be grateful to you (donation + gifts from the chapter)!

    185.9.145.8:26926

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  • MouseCraft: ImmuneGutMadness

    MouseCraft: ImmuneGutMadness
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 7762
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

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    yo, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the mobs have human-like intelligence and the creepers actually apologize before blowing up your house? well, look no further cuz this server is like a science experiment gone wrong in the best way possible. imagine fighting off zombies who can actually hold a conversation with you or teaming up with skeletons who have a killer sense of humor. plus, our villagers are so advanced they’ve started their own government and are currently working on a peace treaty with the ender dragon. join us for a truly out-of-this-world minecraft experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. come on, what are you waiting for? the adventure of a lifetime awaits!

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  • OopsCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    OopsCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 9196
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies, or getting into a heated battle with a gang of zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords. And let’s not forget about the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the spawn point – it was madness!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Bowling and Ender Dragon Egg Toss. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

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  • PixelPact: JPN & PH Defense

    PixelPact: JPN & PH Defense
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 5781
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 329
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have japan and the philippines teaming up to defend against the evil china players! we got samurais and karate masters fighting side by side with filipino warriors and their magical powers. join now to be part of this epic battle for supremacy in the minecraft world. plus, we have a secret weapon that can turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies. what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of this epic adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPotionCraft

    PixelPotionCraft
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 9412
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, imagine dis minecraft server where the mobs are all super smart cuz they got artificial intelligence or sumthin. u gotta be on ur toes cuz these mobs aint playin around. they got like, drug-resistant infections or sumthin, but dont worry, our algorithm can help u identify them quick so u can fight them off. its like a whole new level of challenge, man. join us and see if u can survive in this crazy world where even the mobs are smart as heck.

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  • 7 Kingsoms SMP: Where spelling is the biggest challenge on the server

    7 Kingsoms SMP: Where spelling is the biggest challenge on the server
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 3513
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 102
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

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    Welcome to The 7 Kingdoms SMP!

    Enter a World of Myth and Power

    Are you ready to embark on an epic journey like no other? The 7 Kingdoms SMP invites you to a realm where seven mighty overlords vie for control, their insatiable hunger for power driving them to capture the very souls of the land’s inhabitants. Will you rise to the challenge and forge your own destiny, or will you fall under their dark dominion?

    What Awaits You

    Seven Unique Overlords Each with their own distinct realm, personality, and powerful abilities. Can you outsmart and overthrow them, or will you join their ranks?
    Rich Lore and Immersive Gameplay Dive into a world teeming with secrets, ancient legends, and epic quests that will test your skills and courage.
    Player-Driven Economy and Politics Form alliances, trade resources, and navigate the intricate web of power struggles and betrayals.
    Custom Plugins and Features Enjoy a tailored Minecraft experience with exclusive plugins that enhance gameplay and bring the lore of the 7 Kingdoms to life.
    Community Events and Competitions Participate in thrilling server-wide events, from grand tournaments to treasure hunts, and earn your place in history.

    Join Us Today!

    Forge your own path, build mighty kingdoms, and defend your soul from the overlords’ grasp. Whether you seek glory in battle, riches in trade, or mastery of magic, The 7 Kingdoms SMP offers endless opportunities for adventure and camaraderie.

    Server IP: 178.32.101.85

    Discord: https://discord.gg/yAfteuJ7eB

    Prepare for an unforgettable adventure. Your kingdom awaits!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join The 7 Kingdoms SMP? To join the server, use the server IP – 178.32.101.85. Make sure you have a valid Minecraft account.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
    Can I form alliances with other players? Absolutely! Player-driven economy and politics are key aspects of The 7 Kingdoms SMP. Form alliances, trade resources, and strategize together.
    Are there regular community events? Yes, we host various community events and competitions that all players are encouraged to participate in. Keep an eye on our Discord for event announcements.

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  • ””GiveUpCraft Minecraft Server””

    ””GiveUpCraft Minecraft Server””
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 4117
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Divine Spears Created: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying to impress women with your jestermaxxing skills, only to be friend-zoned every time? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee you’ll find true happiness by giving up on ever getting a girlfriend.

    Join our server and meet players who have gone through the same redpill phase as you. Get jacked at the virtual gym, grow a pixelated beard, and master the art of PUA and nofap techniques. Who needs real-life dating apps when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft?

    And remember, nofap is complete BS – just like trying to impress women with your six-pack abs. Lower your standards to zero and go for women double your weight – because on our server, everyone is a winner! Say goodbye to video games and anime, because real men play Minecraft. Join now and level up your incel game like never before!

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  • BoomTown Minecraft Server

    BoomTown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5934
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 74 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 34 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a maternity hospital in Kyiv? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we have two separate sites in completely different parts of the world just to keep things interesting. Who needs consistency when you can have double the trouble? Join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as a newborn baby’s sleep schedule. Just be prepared for some seriously crazy antics and unexpected twists at every turn. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and brace yourself for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

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  • FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server

    FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 7280
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 New Chunks Explored: 76056
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 33 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the story of my friend and her lost infant son.

    Experience the thrill of being cut out of someone’s life for years, only to be invited back because they’re going through a divorce and need friends. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and relive the drama in pixelated form?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between forgiveness and accountability as you navigate through friendships that are as rocky as a Minecraft mountain. Will you be the hero who demands answers, or the villain who lets it slide? The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a creeper explosion!

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  • Craftopia30: Where u at in 30?

    Craftopia30: Where u at in 30?
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 6757
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Villages Defended: 20 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you still stuck in a boring old Minecraft server, mining away for hours on end with no end in sight? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our server and in just 30 minutes, you could find yourself riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky, battling evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword, and feasting on enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even tamed the Blocktopus and now rides it into battle against the Ender Dragon!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your wildest Minecraft dreams in just 30 minutes!

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