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  • Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

    Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NetNeutMinecraft – Keep the internet open on our Minecraft server!

    NetNeutMinecraft – Keep the internet open on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is filled with chaos and mayhem!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, and participate in epic llama races. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party in the Nether.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. If you can find and tame it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • HorusMine server Minecraft

    HorusMine server Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    What makes HorusMine unique?

    – Cases for playing on the server

    – Polite administration

    – Rewards for time spent

    Morons with bots, you don’t belong here ๐Ÿ˜‰ Protection is in place

    We apologize, we have a high ping, since we donโ€™t have money for normal hosting now… If you can support us, we will be grateful to you (donation + gifts from the chapter)!

    185.9.145.8:26926

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

    Minecraft SMP – /amateur game development general/

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Llamas. Wearing. Top hats. And. Monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant pink flamingo that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Don’t believe me? Come see for yourself.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WindowPeekWars

    WindowPeekWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing skins is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time where you can flaunt your pixelated self without fear of judgment from nosy neighbors.

    Our server is perfect for those who refuse to change their habits for anyone, especially when it comes to expressing themselves in their own virtual home. Embrace your inner Minecraft fashionista and show off your unique style without worrying about being called a “whore” by angry neighbors.

    Join us for a community of players who understand the importance of self-expression and who support each other in being true to themselves, even if it means changing in front of a window. So why settle for boring blinds or changing in a different area when you can join our server and let your creativity run wild? Don’t be an AITA, be a Minecraft fashion icon on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PoopBaggersMC SMP

    PoopBaggersMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you won’t find any poop bags left on the ground! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that their house was so shiny, it blinded all who dared to look at it. But that’s not all – they also tamed a pet creeper and rode it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Talk about epic!

    But that’s not the only reason to join our server. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. And did I mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of their wand? True story.

    So if you’re tired of boring old servers where people leave poop bags lying around, come join us and experience a world of magic, adventure, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find a diamond block house of your own!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • SufferCraft: Build Character!

    SufferCraft: Build Character!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is rainbows and unicorns? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and embrace the chaos as suffering becomes your best friend in shaping your character and worldview. Want to become a tough warrior? Well, get ready to face endless hordes of zombies and creepers that will test your strength and resilience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so hardcore that even the blocks themselves will try to sabotage you. Imagine trying to build a house only for the blocks to suddenly disappear or turn into lava! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode all the time.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will push you to your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Who needs rainbows and unicorns when you can have suffering and chaos instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

    DesertCraft: NK Army LOLZ

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where desertions are like, totally surging in the N. Korean army corps? It’s like, so wild, man. But don’t worry, we’re not gonna inspect you or anything, we just want you to join our server and have a blast!

    Like, imagine this, you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of N. Korean soldiers start deserting left and right. It’s like a party up in here! And don’t even get me started on the crazy adventures you’ll have with these rogue soldiers. They’ll be your new besties, I swear.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a North Korean inspection, then this is the place for you. Join now and become part of the desertion revolution! It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

    McEvolution: Where the blocks evolve faster than your mom’s wifi speed! 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP mcevolution.org
    Java Version 1.20.4

    What is MCEvolution? MCEvolution is a Java Minecraft server all about fun events, exciting minigames, and building a welcoming community!

    We aim to host unique events every two weeks, with past highlights like UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games. Our community helps decide whatโ€™s next through polls, so youโ€™re always part of the action!

    What Gamemodes Are Available โ“

    Currently, we offer three game modes: crystal clash, disasters, and one-block skyblock

    ๐Ÿ’Ž Crystal Clash Battle it out in teams across three floating islands, each harboring a magical crystal. Unlock items through lucky blocks ๐ŸŽฒ to gain powerful abilities and gear. Be the first team to capture all the crystals and claim victory! ๐Ÿ†

    ๐ŸŒช๏ธ Disasters Can you survive five minutes of chaos? In Disasters, youโ€™ll face everything from natural catastrophes to man-made and even supernatural threats! ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธ Scavenge the map for gear and use strategy (and a bit of luck ๐Ÿ€)

    ๐ŸŒŽ One-Block Skyblock (currently in beta) Start with just a single regenerating block and work your way through a series of unique environments! ๐Ÿ๏ธ Expand your island, gather resources, and survive with only the materials from that one block as you progress toward the ultimate goal! ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

    Join our Discord for more updates and information https://discord.com/invite/kD9GTEssqr

    FAQ

    How often are events hosted on MCEvolution?

    Events are hosted every two weeks, providing players with a variety of activities to participate in and enjoy.

    What are some past highlights of events on MCEvolution?

    Some past event highlights include UHC Bingo, Turf Wars, and Survival Games, showcasing the diverse range of activities available to players.

    What game modes are currently available on MCEvolution?

    Currently, MCEvolution offers three game modes: Crystal Clash, Disasters, and One-Block Skyblock. Each mode provides a unique gameplay experience for players.

    How can I stay updated on the latest information and updates for MCEvolution?

    Players can join the MCEvolution Discord server to stay connected with the community, receive updates on events and activities, and engage in discussions with other players.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in your virtual world!

    Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your Minecraft dreams come true?

    So say goodbye to mundane servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime in a world where anything can happen, even in your own…cunt.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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