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Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

NetNeutMinecraft – Keep the internet open on our Minecraft server!

activism, Broadband, Censorship, Democracy, digital rights, FCC, freedom of speech, Government, Happy, internet, Minecraft, morons, net neutrality, NetNeutMinecraft, ONLINE, Open, opposition, policy, Politics, protest, Regulation, Server, Technology, telecommunications

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is filled with chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Nicolas Cage, and participate in epic llama races. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party in the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. If you can find and tame it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

HorusMine server Minecraft

Bots, Cases, chapter, donation, friendly administration, gaming server, Gifts, Grateful, High ping, HorusMine, Minecraft, morons, normal hosting, Polite administration, Protection, Rewards, Server, server hosting, Support, Unique

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2949

What makes HorusMine unique?

– Cases for playing on the server

– Polite administration

– Rewards for time spent

Morons with bots, you don’t belong here 😉 Protection is in place

We apologize, we have a high ping, since we don’t have money for normal hosting now… If you can support us, we will be grateful to you (donation + gifts from the chapter)!

185.9.145.8:26926

ComplimentCraft – Fashionista Edition

Appearance, Attention, chance, city life, clothes, ComplimentCraft, compliments, Confidence, earbuds, Edition, fashion, fashionista, hearing impaired, Missed, Self-expression, Social Interaction, street style, Style, unaware, UNNOTICED, Urban, Walking

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	148
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Yo, dis server be like a fashion show on steroids, ya feel me? We got players struttin’ around in diamond-studded armor, rockin’ Gucci helmets, and flexin’ with their Louis Vuitton pickaxes. If you ain’t stylin’ and profilin’ on this server, you might as well be wearin’ a potato sack.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a freakin’ catwalk, where you gotta sashay your way to safety while dodgin’ creepers and zombies. And don’t even get me started on our PvP arena – it’s like a Battle Royale, but with more glitter and explosions.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party? Yeah, we got a dance floor that’s lit AF, complete with DJ villagers spinnin’ the sickest beats. So if you wanna party like it’s 1999 (or 2999, whatever), you better join this server pronto. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fabulousness goin’ down here.

CancerCraft: Immune Cell Mutations

Atlas, cancer immunology, cancer immunotherapy, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, Cell, immune, immune cell profiling, immune cells, immune checkpoint inhibitors, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy research, large-scale, longitudinal analysis, mutations, neoantigen response, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, tumor heterogeneity, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor mutations

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	225
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so, liek, this server is liek the ultimate battleground for immune cells in minecraft. u get to see how they react to mutations during cancer immunotherapy, it’s liek a science experiment gone wild in a blocky world. u can watch as the immune cells battle it out with the mutations, it’s a real showdown of epic proportions. join now to witness the chaos and maybe even learn a thing or two about cancer immunotherapy, all while playing minecraft. it’s a win-win situation, so come on and join the madness!

What is the IP for Red Bull Gaming Minecraft Server?

Bull, cloud9, Cloud9 valorant, Gaming, ludwig, Minecraft, Moist x shopify, Moist x Shopify valorant, MxS, MxS valorant, red, red bull, red bull gaming, Red Bull Home Ground, Red Bull Home Ground NA Qualifier, Red Bull Valorant, sean gares, SENTINELS, Sentinels Red Bull, Sentinels Valorant, Server, tarik, tenz, VALORANT, VALORANT Champions Tour, valorant tournament, VCT, yfp, YFP valorant

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Red Bull Gaming is a division of the energy drink company Red Bull that focuses on promoting and supporting competitive gaming and esports across various platforms. They sponsor professional gamers, host tournaments, and provide resources for the gaming community. Red Bull Gaming also creates content and collaborates with popular streamers and esports organizations to help grow and elevate the gaming industry.

Mayl’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Potions Brewed:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mayl, the legendary player who conquered our server and became ruler of all the land.

Legend has it that Mayl started out as a humble noob, just like you. But through sheer determination and a healthy dose of luck, Mayl rose to the top, defeating all who dared to challenge them. Rumor has it that Mayl once took down a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Now that’s skill!

But the real reason you should join our server is because Mayl is always looking for new recruits to join their army of loyal followers. If you prove yourself worthy, you may even get the chance to fight by Mayl’s side in epic battles against other players. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the next Mayl! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Cable Connoisseur Minecraft SMP

3.5mm jack, audio accessories, audio cable, audio connection, Audio equipment, audio gear, audio interface, Audio recording, cable, connectivity, connoisseur, equipment compatibility, female-female jack cable, focusrite scarlett, microphone, microphone setup, Minecraft, music gear, music production, music technology, recording equipment, smp, sound engineering

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2967	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Need a cable to connect your microphone to your focusrite scarlett? We got you covered! Not only do we have the best deals on cables, but we also have magical cables that can turn your microphone into a talking unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a talking unicorn!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while riding a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ores Mined:	8717
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Emeralds Found:	2709	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	664
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Emeralds Found:	6142	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!