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FriendshipFails Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, Communication, Drama, ENDED, friendship, FriendshipFails, funny, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, long tail tags, Minecraft, misunderstandings, odd, overreaction, pettiness, quirky, reasons, relationships, Ridiculous, Server, silly, Social, trivial

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of losing friends over silly reasons like not sharing your diamonds or accidentally setting their house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing with friends!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy build competitions, and the chance to prank your buddies with exploding chickens and hidden traps. Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to laugh with and create unforgettable memories?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will have your friends begging to be a part of your Minecraft crew once again!

MineCraftMania

MinecraftMania

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17

Join our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your blinged-out crib. So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life!

BandarCraft: Sahand Sinks!

accident, Bandar Abbas, BandarCraft, CAPSIZES, Defense, Incident, investigation, iran, Iranian, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Naval, Navy, OPERATIONs, Persian Gulf, rescue, Sahand, Sinking, sinks, Vessel, warship

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	141
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

LOL OKAY SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF THE IRANIAN WARSHIP SAHAND DECIDED TO CAPSIZE IN BANDAR ABBAS BUT IN MINECRAFT LOL. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF A WARSHIP FLIPPING UPSIDE DOWN IN A RANDOM PORT CITY.

WE HAVE CRAZY MINI GAMES LIKE “SAVE THE SAILORS” WHERE YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE CREW MEMBERS FROM DROWNING.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT CALLED “SINK OR SWIM” WHERE YOU HAVE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BOAT AND TRY TO SURVIVE THE CAPSIZING OF THE SAHAND.

SO IF YOU’RE INTO WACKY DISASTERS AND RIDICULOUS CHALLENGES, COME JOIN US ON THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER!

LottoCraft: Rarer Than Diamonds!

analogy, chance, comparison, diamonds, exaggeration, Expectation, gambling, hype, Lottery, LottoCraft, LUCK, Numbers, Odds, Perception, Popular, Probability, rare, rarer, Saying, scarcity, statistics, ticket, winning

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

lol this server is like finding a diamond block in a stack of dirt, except way more fun cuz you get to punch creepers in the face. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at zombies. we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. come join us for a wild ride that’s rarer than finding a unicorn in a field of rainbows!

Minecraft on EpiCraft

1.20, Adventure World, Community Events, Custom, Custom Plugins, Epicraft, free, Javabedrock, Mental Health Aware, Minecraf, Minecraft, No Resets, No Whitelist, Optional PvP, Prison, Safe, Skills, smp, Survival, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

EpiCraft [SMP] {Survival} {Adventure World} {Custom Plugins} {Weekly Challenges} {Skills} {Community Events} {Optional PvP} {NO Whitelist} {NO Resets} {1.20+} {Java+Bedrock} {Mental Health Aware}

Hi all. Some of you might reminisce about the 2012’s and fond memories of a Golden Age.

I’m hosting an Epic Reunion atm and looking for old and new retrocrafters from that and beyond.

Help us get started together.

Ps. The network needs testers and some links aren’t branded. That means premium items are free.

Ip play.epicraftmc.com

Bedrock only port 25565

See u there!

play.epicraftmc.com

Minecraft server: Mario’s Block Party

BLOCK, childhood games, classic games, gaming classics, gaming collection, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming relics, Mario, mario bros, Mario memories, Marios, Minecraft, Nintendo, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Party, retro collection, retro gaming, Server, throwback gaming, trashcan collection, video games, vintage video games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Towns Built:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	31
Zombie Dances:	5	Farms Harvested:	622
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired content? Well, look no further because our server is like a dumpster fire of awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and fight off hordes of evil chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!

CraftyDevs Minecraft Server: “Lies to Faces”

broken trust, communication breakdown, community management, CraftyDevs, customer satisfaction, customer service, Deception, developer accountability, dishonesty, faces, false promises, game development, gamedevs, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, player feedback, player loyalty, player relations, Server, Support, trust issues, unethical behavior

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4487	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Are you tired of gamedevs lying to your face? Join our Minecraft server where the only lies you’ll hear are from the sneaky creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is so honest, even the pigs tell the truth (well, most of the time). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond cave, you’ll uncover the truth about why gamedevs lie in the first place. So come join us and uncover the ultimate conspiracy in the world of Minecraft!

GrannyCraft: No Regrets

10 years, acceptance, bad mouthing, Cultural differences, DATING, distance issues, DOCTORS, dying wish, family, grandmother, GrannyCraft, health, inner circle, Marriage, Minority, only child, refusal, regrets, relationships, slavic, traditional views

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as fighting off creepers! Join us for a grand adventure filled with crazy relatives, cultural clashes, and forbidden love stories.

Are you ready to navigate through the treacherous waters of family expectations and societal norms? Will you stand up to your grandma’s “dying wish” to marry within your culture, or will you forge your own path with your Slavic boyfriend from a different village?

Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and build your own unique story. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough amidst all the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there!

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, bilateral talks, Defense, defense agreements, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, discharge, expulsion, foreign policy, India, Indian nationals, Indian soldiers, international relations, Military, military cooperation, military service, Minecraft, modi, political leaders, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos!

PatriotCraft: NATO Edition

air defense, defense cooperation, defense systems, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, fresh news, international relations, Julianna Smith, military aid, military support, nato, NATO request, News, Patriot systems, PatriotCraft, response, SECURITY, Ukraine, ukrainians, united states, US Ambassador

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Animals Bred:	114	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to be an ambassador to NATO but u were like, nah too much work, well guess what, on this server u can be the US Ambassador to NATO in Minecraft! u can negotiate with other players for resources, build air defense systems, and even ask for Patriot systems like it’s nobody’s business. join now and be the most powerful diplomat in the Minecraft world! who needs real life when u can be a virtual ambassador, amirite?