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CraftyFoolery

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4919
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	7279	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	888	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Look no further, because our server is the proud home of the most ridiculous inventions in the world! Join us and witness the glory of the “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players for maximum chaos and laughs. But that’s not all, our server also boasts the “TNT Rollercoaster” – a thrilling ride that will have you screaming with delight as you zoom through loops and twists while dodging explosive obstacles. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us now and experience the stupidity for yourself!

Prizza SMP

PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crops Grown:	8954
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

The Prizza Smp is a java Minecraft server where you can do all kinds of cool things such as: – a portable echest: /echest – a way to save homes: /sethome base, to tp to home /home base and so much more!!!

Main Rules: – max 5 players to a team – no crystal pvp – no x-ray – no hacking – No Running away or combat logging

Make sure you join the discord at discord.gg/prizza so you can talk to the community and get updates about the server

51.79.38.133:25588

VirusGamingMC

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	40	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	35	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

[!] Survival Custom Server 1.20.1 [!]

Our server has:

Custom missions. Unique protection system (You will not find anything like it on another server) Clans Jobs Skills Daily rewards And much more… Discord: https://discord.gg/UtxkN26UCs ip: play.virusgaming.gg (1.8 to 1.20.1) Puerto bedrock: 19132

play.virusgaming.gg

Zweettopia

Custom Plugins, Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, Roleplay, Vehicles

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9769
Players Killed by Monsters:	8013	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Friday June 30, 3:00 PM SERVER OPENING!

zweettopia.serv.nu

School1 Craft server Minecraft

Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

A cozy home server without donating, for those who want to improve and express themselves on the creative side. We do not tolerate violence, obscene language or anything that may cause discomfort to other players. Our goal is to give you a place to express yourself through creativity.

The following will be waiting for you on our server:– 3 privates of 200,000 blocks each;– 5 points at home;– shops with various blocks and interior items;

– beautiful locations;

– adequate admins

and many many others!

The server is still under development and we invite you to become part of our history!

Ps: beautiful buildings are always encouraged by us :з

82.162.61.39:55555

SlimeForge

Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9782
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	4403	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Potions Brewed:	115

From humble beginnings to what end shall you find yourself? Only time will tell. On Slime Forge your choices are vast and the paths you can take to any destination are nearly endless. Live like a mad scientist, or build a vast temple to wealth. Make trade alliances or dominate in PVP.

Slime Forge is a Skyblock server which hosts Slime Fun. Slime Fun offers a plethora of machines and magical items that transform the very basic nature of Minecraft. Slimefun is a plugin which aims to offer the experience of modded Minecraft without requiring a single mod ; and to that end, it offers everything you could possibly imagine. From backpacks to jet packs! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech.

With Slimefun and many of its most expansive addons you will have thousands of hours of content to play on Slime Forge. Some of the popular addons for Slimefun we host are Infinity Expansion, Dyantech, Fluffy machines, Lite Expansion, Exotic Garden, DankTech2 and also the brand new Supreme Expansion. With over 16 such addons you are given hundreds of choices on how to build your empire.

Slime Forge is dedicated to providing the most authentic and lasting Slimefun experience for you to enjoy; because here at Slime Forge we love Slimefun as much as you will.

So are you ready to take up the challenge? Are you ready to build from nothing an empire to last the ages? Look no further and don’t delay, Slime Forge is ready and waiting for you right now.

One final note, this server is brand new; Just days old in fact. We are still looking for server staff which will help continue to build this community and drive the future of this server. Are you looking to help make your mark on a new community such as ours? Please don’t hesitate to speak with the staff and ask to apply!

To connect to this server using Bedrock, use “play.SlimeForge.com” as the IP address and “19132” as the port.

147.135.101.177

OatsNHoney

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1319	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ores Mined:	7302	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Votes:	5419
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Oats N’ Honey is a Minecraft SMP server that is Java and Bedrock cross play! We experience frequent events, including PVP, Movie nights, Parkour, and much more. Along with events, we have ranks that will give you perks and special rewards in-game. Our active, friendly, and helpful staff that is so excited to welcome you here. This sociable community is awaiting your arrival, come say Hi!

oatsnhoney.com

Hivermc

Bedwars, Fake Minetopia, Minetopia, op prison, Skyblock

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1051
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Farms Harvested:	572	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

play.hivermc.nl

💎 ANYCRAFT ✨ SURVIVAL ✅ WITHOUT LAGS 🚀 Minecraft server

Anarchy, classic, Donations, Economy, Fly, Grief, No Mini-Games, Private, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	196
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5

ANYCRAFT is an innovative project that is currently in the testing phase. At the moment, only vanilla survival is available, but we are planning to introduce new modes and functionality for survival soon. There are exciting economic mechanics related to the buyer system and auctions.

IP: mc.anycraft.me

Donat: https://anycraft.me

Discord: https://discord.gg/UdgDPBeGK3

VKontakte: https://vk.com/anycraft

mc.anycraft.me

UndoneValley Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	121	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

This is a test server for now so just wait and see………………………………………………..

play.undonevalley.net

SceptrumSMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

A 1.18.1 origins minecraft server that is heavily lore-based. It’s based around the medieval times and has a lot of fantasy and fae storyline!

51.81.142.48:25569