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KidCraft: Dumb Decisions Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	630	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Remember that time you tried to ride your bike down the stairs and ended up with a broken arm? Well, that’s nothing compared to the crazy adventures you’ll have on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky, battle evil llamas who have taken over the land, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can show off your best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted diamond armor and magical potions.

So if you’re ready to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us and let the fun begin!

Punch & Choke Foids Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest fantasies of choking and punching foids in the stomach!

Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner rage on unsuspecting players. But be warned, the foids won’t go down without a fight! With custom weapons and armor, you’ll be able to dominate the battlefield and show everyone who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server also features insane mini-games like “Foid Hunt” where you can track down and eliminate as many foids as possible. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Stomach Punch Arena” where you can challenge other players to a one-on-one brawl.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no foids were harmed in the making of this server.

Minecraft SMP: / Meme Lords Brigade /

baseball, Brigade, dodgers, dodgers baseball, dodgers fans, dodgers nation, dodgers players, dodgers supporters, hololive, Hololive community, hololive fans, Hololive idols, hololive streamers, Hololive talents, Lords, meme, Minecraft, MLB, MLB fans, MLB games, mlb playoffs, MLB season, mlb team, smp, sports

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where hololive idols and dodgers players team up to take on the Ender Dragon! That’s right, you’ll be fighting alongside virtual YouTubers and professional baseball players in epic battles against mobs and bosses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats instead of brains. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a dancing creeper.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Frieren’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4388	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because on our server, every Friday is Frieren Friday! What does that mean, you ask? It means that every block you mine has a chance of turning into a delicious fried chicken leg! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that finger-lickin’ good loot!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a pet chicken that follows you around and lays golden eggs for you to collect.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dive into our lava parkour challenge? It’s like regular parkour, but with a fiery twist! Complete it and you’ll be granted access to the secret Chicken Palace where you can feast on all the fried chicken your heart desires.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the cluckin’ craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

If you are: Crafty Miner in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for degenerate gamblers, where you can bet your diamonds on who will survive the next creeper explosion!

Looking for the next big thing? Look no further than our server, where we promise a 1000x return on your investment in dirt blocks. That’s right, dirt blocks!

And if you’ve always wanted to join a cult but didn’t know where to start, look no further. Our server is the perfect place to join an early cult and rise through the ranks by sacrificing chickens to the Minecraft gods.

Join now by sending your Solana to our Telegram group, where we promise not to scam you (probably). Don’t worry about being smart or knowing anything about custom RPCs, just read our Medium article and you’ll be good to go.

We’re only 25 people strong right now, but imagine the chaos when we send 20% of our supply to Adin Ross and Andrew Tate. It’s going to be a wild ride, so strap in and get ready for the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

ZzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you a home away from home! Need a place to crash because your parents turned their Winnebago into a mobile mansion and kicked you out? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all homeless Minecraft players looking for a cozy virtual abode.

Join us for epic adventures and build your dream home without worrying about getting evicted by your parents. Who needs a real house when you can have a pixelated paradise on our server? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will help you mine diamonds if you offer him some spooky snacks.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground bunker filled with treasure or stumble upon a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has a Certified Fresh rating on the tomatometer! That’s right, even the tomatoes are loving our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. That’s right, you’ll be the envy of all your friends with your majestic fire-breathing companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ores Mined:	4221	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Patriotic Canucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you a Canadian who loves butter chicken and maple syrup equally? Do you feel a deep connection to both Tim Hortons and Bollywood movies? Then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic battles against creepers and zombies while waving your Canadian flag proudly. Our server is filled with igloos, hockey rinks, and poutine stands for your building pleasure. Plus, rumor has it that Justin Trudeau himself logs on to play every night! So come join us and show the world that Indian Canadians are the most patriotic Canadians around!

Late for Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for Season 3, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the alliances are shakier than a Jenga tower after a few too many drinks.

Forget about those other servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together. On our server, it’s every player for themselves. Betray your friends, steal their diamonds, and watch the chaos unfold as friendships crumble and rivalries ignite.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the ultimate prize?

So why wait? Join us for Season 3 and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what wild adventures and crazy shenanigans await you on our server? It’s never too late to join the fun!

The Forest Caliope Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Votes:	862	Mythical Quests Completed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Shrek is not just a movie, it’s a way of life! Join us on this magical journey through the swamps of Far Far Away, where you can build your own onion-shaped house and hang out with all your favorite fairytale creatures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Calliope Mori, the ultimate Shrek savant. She will guide you through the land of ogres and donkeys, teaching you the ways of the swamp and how to live your best Shrek life.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the time we had a Shrek-themed dance party in the enchanted forest. Donkey was busting out some sick moves, Fiona was twirling in her ballgown, and even Lord Farquaad showed up to break it down. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the fun too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and get ready for a Shrektastic adventure like no other. Don’t miss out on all the ogre-sized fun!