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Swap Chat Minecraft Server

average person, Chat, critical thinking, human interaction, Minecraft, moron, political discourse, political implications, public opinion, public service, public transportation, Server, societal contribution, societal expectations, societal importance, societal issues, societal roles, societal value, Swap, Tram driver, useless eater, useless resource drains

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6754
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crops Grown:	1947	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Emeralds Found:	1711	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Animals Bred:	128	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Hop on our Minecraft server where even the tram drivers are questioning the meaning of life! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through deep philosophical discussions while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs humans when you have a community of gamers ready to conquer the virtual world? Join us and discover the true meaning of existence…or just have a good laugh with fellow players who are just as confused as you are. Let’s build a world where being a “useless eater” is actually a compliment!

Hate Minecraft SMP Episode? You’re an Endermite

Anime, deny, Drama, emotional, emotional episode, emotional genre, endermite, episode, feelings, genre, hate, Heartless, heartless moron, Minecraft, MODERN, modern shounen, moron, peak, peak of genre, sad, series, Shounen, smp, television, Youre

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Mines Excavated:	2619
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Are you tired of boring, emotional episodes that don’t make you feel anything? Well, then you must be a heartless moron! Join our Minecraft SMP server for the ultimate shounen experience at Dandadan!

We have epic battles, dramatic plot twists, and friendships that will make you cry tears of joy. But beware, if you deny the greatness of our server, you may just find yourself facing off against the legendary griefers of Dandadan.

So come join us for the most intense, emotional, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at Dandadan!

Tupø server | 1 Season Minecraft server

1 Season, backup, Burnhouse, Community, Discord, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Minecraft, moron, multiplayer, ONLINE, Project, Server, Store, Stupid server, Survival, Unique, Wiki

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Just a stupid server. Don’t be a moron and come to the project.

Our main IP:ø.funBackup IP:212.80.7.209:20053

We are truly uniqueOur wiki:https://wiki.burnhouse.online/Our store:https://store.burnhouse.online/

Our discord:https://discord.gg/8vYbuCwT6k

212.80.7.209:20053

Minecraft Moron HQ

Absurd, bumbling, Central Stupidity Agency, Classified, comedy, Espionage, farce, Government, humor, Incompetence, intelligence, investigation, Minecraft, moron, Parody, Ridiculous, satire, secret agency, slapstick, Spy, top secret, undercover

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	2048
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Animals Bred:	24

Welcome to the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and logic goes out the window! Join us if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT thinking it would be the safest shelter in the land. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it sure was a blast!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jockey Circus, where chickens ride on the backs of baby zombies in a death-defying stunt show.

So come join us at the Central Stupidity Agency Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who needs logic when you have chaos?

BOP Pixelmon

Pixelmon

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to the BOP Pixelmon Modpack; we offer free Shiny Starters, real Player Gyms, Elite 4, and fun Events, including weekly shiny giveaways each Sunday; along with all this, we have custom forms called Bopian forms where you guys can help bring new forms into the server in the suggestions channel on our discord. Finally, we have a rebalance data pack, which makes a ton of Pokemon much better, along with some movie buffs. We hope that you have a fantastic time here and the staff is available pretty much 24/7, so if you have any questions or concerns, please let us know.

play.boppixelmon.com

CraxeCraft Survival

Adventure, Collaborative projects, Community, creativity, Events, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Interact, Limitless adventure, Management team, Minecraft Experience, Mini Games, Resources, Rewards, Structures, Survival, Unique, Vibrant Community

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	111
Magic Items Found:	6344	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

TR : Hello and welcome to CraxeCraft! On our server, unlimited adventure and fun awaits you. Packed with many unique features and events that will take your Minecraft experience to another dimension, CraxeCraft offers the perfect platform to test your survival, exploration and creativity. Build your own unique world, collect resources, build magnificent structures and interact with other players. Compete with your friends and win prizes with our fun mini games. Also make new friends and take on projects together in our friendly community. Our professional and active management team is always ready to help you. Join now and be part of a unique world to have an unforgettable Minecraft experience in CraxeCraft!

EN : Welcome to CraxeCraft! Dive into a world of limitless adventure and excitement. CraxeCraft offers a plethora of unique features and events to elevate your Minecraft experience, providing the perfect platform for survival, exploration, and creativity. Build your own unique world, gather resources, construct magnificent structures, and interact with fellow players. Engage in fun minigames, compete with friends, and earn rewards. In our friendly community, forge new friendships and embark on collaborative projects. Our professional and active management team is always ready to assist you. Join now and become part of a vibrant community, crafting unforgettable memories in CraxeCraft!

193.57.41.240

Pixel Pervs & Boomer Blocks – A Minecraft Server where nostalgia meets naughty

addiction, blocks, boomer, connectivity, digital age, distractions, internet, longing, meets, Memories, Minecraft, modern life, Naughty, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, Pervs, PIXEL, porn, Reflection, Reminiscing, Server, simpler times, smartphones, social media, societal changes, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6781
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of spending all day staring at your phone and browsing through endless internet porn? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the digital world for a while.

Picture this: instead of scrolling through Instagram, you’ll be exploring vast, blocky landscapes filled with adventure and excitement. Forget Netflix and chill, how about building a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks? And who needs Snapchat filters when you can create your own pixelated avatar and make friends with virtual cows?

Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a place where the only data you need to worry about is how many diamonds you have mined. Join our Minecraft server today and rediscover a simpler, more hilarious world. Trust us, you won’t miss the internet porn… okay maybe a little.

CapybaraCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7006
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Hello, player! Welcome to CapybaraCraft, where survival adventure is our main focus. Here, you will have an unforgettable experience, centered on community interaction and survival in a world full of challenges. We offer a variety of exciting features, including job systems, special abilities, edited items and much more, all within the context of survival. Come explore and discover all the possibilities we have to offer! We greatly value your feedback as it is essential for us to continue improving and providing an incredible experience for all players. Join us and embark on this epic journey of survival!

capybaracraft.com.br

PhyrixNetwork Skypvp

economic system, Economy, Enjoy, Experience, Friends, join us, KitPvP, Minecraft, Parkour, PhyrixNetwork, Players, PvP, Server, Skills, Skypvp, Training

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	168	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Do you want excited pvp with other players? And are you searching the best pvp server for training pvp skills? So you are able to try PhyrixNetwork skypvp server in terms of getting experience on your pvp skills.Also there is a good economic system that you can spend your time with players or your friends.If you want to enjoy with our server join us :).

ph.nether-zone.com

LuckyCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, Challenging, Community, discovery, Dutch, dynamic, endless possibilities, Enjoyable, fantastic world, Friendly, Fun Environment, growth, Innovative, leading server, mob-rank system, Progression, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Survival, unparalleled experience

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Towns Built:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Hypixel	LuckyCraft
Large player base	Friendly and fun community
Wide variety of mini-games	Unique mob-rank system for progression
Constantly updated with new content	Nederlands-language server
Active staff team	Focus on challenge and progression

**FAQ:**

**1. What is the main difference between Hypixel and LuckyCraft?** – Hypixel has a large player base and a wide variety of mini-games, while LuckyCraft focuses on a friendly community and unique mob-rank system for progression.

**2. Which server is more suitable for players who want a challenge?** – LuckyCraft is more suitable for players looking for challenge and progression, with its unique mob-rank system.

**3. Can I play on LuckyCraft if I speak Dutch?** – Yes, LuckyCraft is a Nederlands-language server, catering to Dutch-speaking players.

**4. Which server has more active staff members?** – Hypixel is known for its active staff team, while LuckyCraft prides itself on its friendly and fun community.

VirginAnimeGirls Minecraft Server – Where even digital waifus can get lucky! Join now for a wild, pixelated experience!

Anime, anime industry, Digital, double standards, Experience, fanbase, Fans, Female Characters, Girls, Innocence, Join, Lucky, Minecraft, objectification, otaku culture, Perception, pixelated, Popularity, purity, Server, sexual experience, Sexualization, social expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Virgin, VirginAnimeGirls, waifus, Wild

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2749
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that all anime girls must remain virgins at all times. Why, you ask? Because duh, everyone knows that non-virgin anime girls lose all their powers and become super lame. So if you want to hang out with the coolest, most powerful anime girls in Minecraft, join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to keep an anime girl a virgin for a whole month, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start protecting those anime girl’s purity!

DragonfruitSMP

Adventure, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Development, DragonfruitSMP, Events, Gaming, Ip:, java edition, Minecraft, new features, port 7512, Possibilities, Prison, Skywars, Surprises, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9609	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Calling all Minecraft adventurers!

Embark on a thrilling journey at DragonfruitSMP – the ultimate destination for endless gaming fun! With 4 exciting gamemodes including Survival, Bedwars, Skywars, and Prison, there’s something for every player to enjoy.

But that’s not all – DragonfruitSMP is still in development, with new features and surprises being added regularly. Stay tuned for even more excitement as we continue to evolve and expand.

Join us now at play.dragonfruitsmp.shop and experience the magic of cross-play compatibility. Whether you’re on Java or Bedrock edition, you can join the adventure together. Simply use the same IP for Java, and for Bedrock edition, add port 7512 to the IP.

Don’t miss out on the action! Visit our website at https://dragonfruitsmp.shop to stay updated on all the latest news and events. Join the DragonfruitSMP community today and unleash your creativity in a world full of possibilities!

– Java Edition IP: play.dragonfruitsmp.shop – Bedrock Edition IP: play.dragonfruitsmp.shop Port: 7512

play.dragonfruitsmp.shop:7512

Minecraft Madness: ‘hey /b/’ – Join the Craziest Server Ever with Tons of Memes and Mayhem! #minecraft #onlinefun

animated movies, animation, cartoons, children’s entertainment, Craziest, digital piracy, family-friendly shows, famous cartoons, Free Movies, free online movies, frozen, hey, illegal streaming, Join, kid-friendly content, kids content, madness, MAYHEM, memes, Minecraft, online streaming, onlinefun, pirated content, popular cartoons, recent cartoons, Server, streaming platforms, TONS, yoyo

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Votes:	4889

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and lawless as the high seas? Well, look no further! Join our server and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and adventure.

Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft, where anything goes and pirates roam free. Need a break from building? Take a ride on a pirate ship and plunder some booty with your fellow blocky buccaneers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous and hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From crazy pranks to epic battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for those pesky creepers!

Vontox

Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Vontox, the minecraft server that you can make friends and find new people or do what you want grind if you want or anything! be what you want at Vontox.

vontox.apexmc.co