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  • Rise N’ Grind @ MineTime!

    Rise N’ Grind @ MineTime!

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    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server in the blocky universe, where the sun rises with the sound of chickens clucking the morning anthem and sets with the dramatic flair of a thousand creepers exploding! Join this pixelated paradise for a ride so outrageous, it’ll make your grandma rethink her life choices!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let’s dive into the madness!

    1. Morning Glory Shenanigans: Start your day with a sprinkle of pixie dust and an army of fluffy sheep ready to give unexpected hugs! Legend has it that if you mine an emerald at dawn, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly… but only for ten seconds! Perfect for those who want to flirt with fate and have a dramatic plunge into a lava pit after breakfast!

    2. Evening Escapades: As the sun dips below the horizon, witness the legendary “Creeper Disco Party!” Every evening, the mobs hit the dance floor with blaring beats. Join a conga line with zombies, grooving past a stylish skeleton sporting shades. You won’t believe the dance moves they bust out; it’s an underground phenomenon that has villagers screaming for more!

    3. Battle Royale with a Twist: Forget ordinary PvP. Here, the stakes are outrageous! Players duel with nothing but fish while suspended on rubber bands over a pit of lava, and the winner gets to wear the Crown of Infinite Blink. Trust us; it’s a fashion statement no one can resist!

    4. Crafting Culinary Delights: Ever wanted to bake a cake that summons a surprise ocelot army? Come test your baking skills in our “Cordial Cat Confections” challenge! Whip up a batch of enchanted cookies, and if you fail, you’ll end up in a food duel against a highly opinionated pig named Sir Hamsterton. Even the pigs have standards here!

    5. Outrageous Stories Await: The legendary “Chickens of Destiny" are rumored to be nesting in a secret village! If you can catch one, you’ll unlock the “Feathered Fables” quest, leading you to hear incredible tall tales from ancient villagers who swear their pet parrots once fought off Ender Dragons armed with only a feather and a slice of buttered toast!

    So, whether you’re all about that sunrise romance with an enchanting enchantress or you prefer a steamy sunset showdown with fiery lava, this server guarantees all the unconventional adventures you can shake a diamond pickaxe at! Hop on and unleash your inner mayhem – your blocky destiny awaits!

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

    But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

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  • NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

    NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

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    Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

    Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

    Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

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  • CraftyCaregiver

    CraftyCaregiver

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

    We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

    So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

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  • TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

    TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

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  • CraftyDateDisaster

    CraftyDateDisaster

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

    Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

    So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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  • NasrallahsNotHereLOL

    NasrallahsNotHereLOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

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  • Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

    Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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  • Blocky Shooty Fun Land

    Blocky Shooty Fun Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

    we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

    plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

    so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

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  • What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

    New Minecraft ServersIcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

    New Minecraft Server
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