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  • PancakeQuestWithoutHubby!

    PancakeQuestWithoutHubby!

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    The Do Not Wake the Slumbering Husbands Survival Challenge!

    Welcome to a dimension where reality folds in on itself, just like breakfast plans on a chaotic Sunday morning! Here in Do Not Wake the Slumbering Husbands, you’ll find the strange intersection of pregnancy cravings, bewildering husbandry, and the sacred art of guilt-driven breakfast hunts. Are you ready to transcend the mundane and plunge into the abyss of marital realities?

    Enter at Your Own Risk

    In this pixelated realm, you’ll encounter unfathomable mysteries, nonsensical quests, and an ever-present sense that time is just a suggestion. Daylight savings is but a mere illusion here, and breakfast waits for no one—especially not for groggy spouses!

    Features & Mechanics

    • Pregnancy Power-Up: Gain the ability to dash through walls of sleepiness. Excellent for snatching breakfast and sometimes keeping a kitten alive.

    • Husband Hypnosis: Utilize the mysterious Art of Prolonged Nagging to summon your drowsy partner from the depths of their slumber. Just be aware—results may vary.

    • Collective Breakfast Defiance: In this world, enjoying breakfast alone isn’t a taboo; it’s a rite of passage. Gather the culinary spoils and leave the snoozers behind!
    ActivityEnergy LevelPotential for Outrage
    Morning Scrolling⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡🤔
    Gentle Awakening⚡⚡⚡😠
    Solo Breakfast Quest⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡🔥
    Acquiring Cat Provisions⚡⚡⚡⚡😼
    Building Bassinets⚡⚡⚡😱

    Conspiracies & Myths

    • The Whispering Slumber: Legend has it that if you wake a husband too early, cosmic forces may retaliate, leading to a cat-astrophic breakfast scenario. Tread lightly!

    • The Forgotten Bassinet: Some say those who fail to build their bassinets may find themselves haunted by restless pixelated spectres of unfulfilled husbandly duties.

    🌌 Secret Feature: Did you know? Player interactions could yield surprises beyond explanation! A missing spouse may send you a coded message about why breakfast is a forbidden delight! (Disclaimer: Messages may include obscure emojis and unsolicited cat advice.)

    Player Testimonials

    “I tried to plug my partner into the power of breakfast, but they just purr-furred to snooze. Now I feast alone with my simian friends.” — MysteriousNomad77

    “Every time I wake my husband, it becomes a battle of wills. I think he’s part cat or secretly a hibernating bear. This server is chaotic! 10/10 would breakfast again!” — GrogginWife420

    Warnings

    Join at Your Own Peril! This server has been banned in 12 dimensions for its radical approach to breakfast inclusion and unorthodox husband-waking methods. Those who attempt to awaken the slumbering may never escape the realm of sleep!

    Call to Action: Breakfast Awaits!

    So, do you dare join the chaos? The void of breakfast hunts, the unpredictable energy of home life, and the peril of passive-aggressive requests await! Embrace the absurd; forsake all logic! Click that join button now, but remember—to join is to consent to polarizing breakfast outcomes and the inevitable questioning of sanity.

    FAQ: Frequently Asinine Queries

    • Q: Why do I feel guilty eating breakfast alone? A: Maybe it’s the weight of existential dread or simply how breakfast brings couples closer, but really, who knows?

    • Q: Can I start my own breakfast rebellion? A: Absolutely! Just be wary of the repercussions involving sleepy husbands and a darkened sun in pixelated skies.

    • Q: What if I run out of toast? A: Embrace the void! Bread is an illusion, and so is marital bliss—consider this a survival tactic.

    Dive deeper into the chaos of Do Not Wake the Slumbering Husbands, where each block is a twisted narrative of love and late breakfasts. Who knows what you’ll discover next? Only those who dare will find out!

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  • Sleepy Duelists Server

    Sleepy Duelists Server

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    Join our epic Minecraft server where duels at dawn are a daily occurrence! Forget about alarm clocks, we have roosters that crow at the crack of dawn to wake you up for battle! Rumor has it that our PvP arena is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge other players to a duel and prove your skills in combat. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time. So come on down to our server and join the fun!

    Server IP: ChickenDuelz.About.Cluck

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  • WakeyWakey Minecraft Server

    WakeyWakey Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of waking up late, snide comments, and responsibilities galore!

    Our server is perfect for early birds and night owls alike. Just like the husband in this story, you can enjoy some silent moments of sanity before the chaos of the day begins. And if you’re a night owl like the wife, don’t worry – we won’t judge you for staying up late and hating mornings!

    But here’s the twist – instead of waking up your partner in real life, you’ll be responsible for waking up your fellow players in the game! Forget alarms and smartwatches, it’s up to you to make sure everyone is up and ready to play. And if you forget, be prepared for some snide comments and a few extra responsibilities thrown your way.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that truly understands the struggles of parenting and relationships, join us today! Just make sure to bring a coffee for your fellow players – it’s the nicest part of the day, after all.

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  • RiseAndMineServer

    RiseAndMineServer

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    u know wat u need in ur life? a minecraft server that is so lit it will make ur brain explode with joy. dis server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt.

    wen u join dis server, u will be greeted by a band of dancing llamas who will guide u to ur very own castle made of candy. u can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs out of ur hands.

    but wait, there’s more! dis server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants with excitement. u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to slay dragons and save the world.

    so wat r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.

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  • SmoothieCraft: Wife Edition

    SmoothieCraft: Wife Edition

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    Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t appreciate a good smoothie? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about making smoothies at the wrong time or dealing with constant interruptions during important discussions.

    Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.

    So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?

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  • Splivegamer

    Splivegamer

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    Welcome to SpliveGamer’s Minecraft Server! Our server is an Indian-based community where players can enjoy a pure and authentic Minecraft experience. We prioritize the essence of survival and creativity without the inclusion of an economy system.

    Server Features:

    – Active Gameplay: Our server is live and active, with players online regularly, ensuring an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience.

    – Survival Mode: Immerse yourself in the survival mode, where you can gather resources, build your own base, and embark on thrilling adventures.

    – Community Events: Join our regular community events, such as building competitions, treasure hunts, and mini-games, to showcase your skills and have fun with other players.

    – Dedicated Hosting: Our server is hosted on reliable infrastructure, ensuring smooth gameplay and minimal downtime.

    – Anti-Griefing Measures: We have implemented strict measures to prevent griefing and ensure a safe environment for all players. Your builds and creations will be protected.

    – Friendly Community: Our server boasts a friendly and welcoming community, where players can collaborate, share knowledge, and enjoy playing together.

    Join us today and experience the true essence of Minecraft on SpliveGamer’s Minecraft Server. Let your creativity soar, forge alliances, and embark on memorable adventures. We look forward to seeing you in the game!

    splivegamer.mcpocket.net:25569

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  • Jailmc

    Jailmc

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    Welcome to JailMC, the ultimate prison experience in Minecraft!

    Unique gameplay: Mine, trade, and rise through the ranks.Engage in strategy as you navigate the depths for resources.Master the economy through trading and investments.

    Climb the ranks, unlock privileges, and prestige for rewards.Explore a meticulously designed prison filled with secrets. Connect with inmates in a friendly and active community.

    Participate in events from mining challenges to building contests.Enjoy strict security and dedicated staff for a fair experience.

    Join JailMC and redefine your path from captivity to dominance!

    play.jailmc.net

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  • RelamsPVP Prison server

    RelamsPVP Prison server

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    RealmsPVP is an old school minecraft prison server. We feature a unique ranking and game progression! We also have a mature and active community.

    Just some features: I am actively playing the server every day adding new things and updates daily! Each rank allows you to combine items obtainable in prior ranks to make something new!

    How to find us: Servers Discord – https://discord.gg/pTXbXwr Website – https://rpvp.enjin.com/ Server ip – 185.251.118.116

    realmspvp.icu

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  • MineOne Network

    MineOne Network

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    MineOne Network is an italian network, that was born in 2015. Into the server, you can find different game types: – Vanilla – OpFactions – SkyPvP – SkyWars – MiniGames – SkyBlock – Creative – Prison and many more…

    What are you waiting for? Join us 😀

    mc.mineone.net

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  • Furry anarchy 18

    Furry anarchy 18

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    A furry anarchy server that is epic and will make you want to keep returning for it’s engaging events, community, and gameplay. It’s not sussy like amongus but rather quite epic

    144.126.153.50

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  • Rithill

    Rithill

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    Rithill is a survival server based around having an improved survival experience. We strive to have a great community that is friendly and works together, we do not allow griefing and pvp can be turned on and off.

    If you are ever griefed, we will do everything we can to roll back and fix all damage caused.

    Rithill offers a variety of features to make survival more enjoyable.

    play.rithill.com

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  • PerfectNetwork

    PerfectNetwork

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    Welcome to PerfectNetwork! We Are In Beta And We Are Playing On Have A Few Gamemodes Including Skyblock. We Have A Friendly Staff Team And The Server Is Up 24/7. We Hope To See You Here!

    66.70.237.129:25579

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  • Pomm

    Pomm

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    Pursuit of Modded Mastery

    1.18.2 Kitchen Sink Modded PvP – Magic – Tech – Dungeons – Exploration

    Which Mod(s) will reign supreme?

    Create, Apotheosis, PSI, Mahou Tsukai, Industrial Foregoing, Cyclic, Enigmatic Legacy, and Botania are just a few of the awesome mods in the pack!

    mc.colinstech.com:25580

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  • The Wooden Spoon

    The Wooden Spoon

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    New 1.20.1 map! Mature community with experienced staff and high server specs. Apply on site https://tws.gg TWS is a friendly English-speaking, diverse organised community. We have a semi-vanilla, whitelisted, co-op, collaborative, survival, Minecraft server. We use Discord as a medium for communication. We play on the latest possible version of Minecraft. The staff at TWS have years of experience. Having ran a very successful server 3-4 years ago we are back to run another.

    At TWS we are all here to have fun myself and the staff team are just ordinary people like everyone else, dont be afraid to talk or have some banter with us.

    AMD Ryzen 7 7700 8 Cores 16 threads 64GB DDR5 Ram 2x 1TB NVMe SSD

    Website: https://tws.gg Discord: discord.gg/gDDPTJP Dynmap: https://map.tws.gg

    play.tws.gg

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  • Aeris

    Aeris

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    A survival world with economy, claims and towns. A new server that is built for having fun with friends. Feel free to join our small server!

    Aeris.minehut.gg

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