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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9501 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 180 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 120 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
wen u join dis server, u will be greeted by a band of dancing llamas who will guide u to ur very own castle made of candy. u can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs out of ur hands.
but wait, there’s more! dis server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants with excitement. u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to slay dragons and save the world.
so wat r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.